Author's Note:

Hello readers, this is Castle here. This is my first ever Pokemon fic, and it is going to be a oneshot. Maybe one day I'll lengthen this out and make this into a story.

This story has some poker references in it, with a Pokemon twist.

Well, here you are...


Ace of Spades:


Garrett scratched his head, staring at the sign. Poker tournament enrollment! Special prize: A shiny Vulpix! the sign read. Could he win a poker tournament? He hadn't played poker since he left his home for his journey. How long had it been? Three years? He shrugged, he might as well do it. The prize was a shiny Vulpix, for Arceus's sake!

He walked straight past the sign, following the path until he saw a giant mansion. It was one of the most garishly painted things he had ever seen. It was a bright gold color, the same as the fur of a shiny Vulpix, and it hurt his eyes. Sighing, he walked up to the door, knocking quite loudly.

"Yes?" A voice wandered out, barely reaching Garrett's ears.

"I'm here for the poker tournament!" He called back, annoyed at his situation. Why didn't he just keep going on the path to Pewter City? Why did he have to stop at a random mansion in Viridian Forest?

"Oh of course!" The voice responded, clearly feminine and clearly getting closer, "Don't leave!" The door opened a moment later and there stood the weirdest woman Garrett had ever seen. She had to have been at the most 4'8", and she was very skinny. However, her clothes were the weirdest. She wore a bright yellow top that left her midriff bare, and tight short yellow shorts. Her hair was died platinum blonde. She quickly grabbed his arm before he could run away and pulled him inside, slamming the door.

She dragged him into a bright white room, sitting him down and handing him a few papers. "What are these?" He asked, suspicious.

"Oh just a liability form!" She responded, "Ya know, just in case any trainer gets rowdy and you get injured." Garrett nodded slowly, before turning his head down to the papers and signing where a signature was needed. What could go wrong?

She walked in a moment later with a syringe, chirping, "Time to get vaccinations!" When Garrett stared at her, shocked, she laughed and explained, "Don't worry. These vaccines are just to keep you from getting sick with fire-type diseases!" Garrett shrugged and allowed her to pump the liquid into his arm. It was very cold, but he dismissed it. It was probably a new vaccine.

After a bit, she led him to the main hall, where a giant table was set up. There were three packs of cards on the table. "Hey," she asked, "Would you mind checking that I have all the cards for each deck?"

Shaking his head, Garrett went to work. He began sorting. These cards were different then normal ones, as they had pictures of pokemon on each card. Other than that, only one thing seemed different. The ace of spades had a picture of a shiny Vulpix on it, and whenever he drew it, he felt an odd tingle throughout his body, and it was strongest where he had gotten the vaccine. Was this just some odd aftereffect?

He shrugged and kept sorting until he was done, even as the tingling grew.

Soon, the lady came back in, practically skipping. She was now in a classy yellow dress, instead of revealing summer clothes. "Do you like the cards Garrett?" She asked.

He nodded, "They're a bit more interesting than normal poker cards. Why?" He still thought that there was something just odd about this lady, but he couldn't figure out what, other than the clothes.

She picked up an ace of spades, saying, "This one is my favorite! I just love a good shiny Vulpix. Don't you?"

"Well-Um-I guess I do," Garrett responded, suddenly feeling a fierce tugging sensation around his ears. "Aaaaaah!" He screamed, falling to his knees, "What are you doing?"

The lady smiled, "Oh, I gave away my last shiny Vulpix when we last had a tournament here. I just need a new one for tonight, and you are the lucky winner!" She patted his head, smiling at his pain.

Garrett threw her hands off of him, feeling the sides of his head, only to find smooth skin. However, feeling the top of his head, he felt large, furry ears. How was this happening? Then, he saw golden fur beginning to sprout all over his body. How was this possible?

He tried to take a punch at the lady, but the lady darted back, giggling. "How can you be resisting this?" She asked, "You get to be a shiny!" He was about to go for another swing when suddenly his hands and feet began breaking themselves into Vulpix paws, leaving Garrett screaming in agony on the floor.

When he next looked at his hands-er-paws, he saw Vulpix claws sliding out, yet his arm was still human. However, it did not remain that way much longer, as his arms and legs also fell under the transformation, making it so that Garrett now had the lower body of a Vulpix. He could still stand up straight if he leaned against a chair.

The transformation seemed to stop, so Garrett yelled, "What type of psychopath are you?"

The lady simply smiled, and said, "I just want money. Now here's the best part."

Garrett's spine broke. It snapped. Garrett immediately fainted, but the transformation continued on regardless. He shrunk rapidly, soon becoming the size of a Vulpix. His spine reformed and he was almost done.

Next came an odd part. His private parts disappeared. And a female's parts replaced them. Without even being conscious, Garrett had switched genders. Then, his clothes disappeared, disappearing into him, as if they were never there in the first place, and finally, six beautiful golden tails sprung out of his-er-her behind, silky smooth, and shimmering softly.

The lady cheered to herself, picking up the little Vulpix and holding her close, walking to a room. A room full of cages.


Later...


Garrett yawned as something shaking woke him up. Where was he? Had that been a dream? However, he opened his eyes, and immediately saw two things. One, he was a shiny Vulpix, and SHE was female! She also saw the lady standing over the cage, shaking it lightly. "Why did you do this to me?" Se tried to call, but all that came out was, "Vulpix vul vulpix!" Her voice was annoyingly cute. Not only that, but she couldn't speak English!

The lady shushed her, stroking her through the cage. Garrett wanted to fight, but it was so comforting, that he quickly calmed down and starting making a noise that sounded somewhat like purring!

The lady stopped and picked up the cage, murmuring, "Come one Sienna. Time for you to see all your possible new owners." Garrett, now Sienna, could only watch as she she was taken to the main hall, placed at the head of the table. There were 20 others at the table, and all of their eyes widened at the sight of 'Sienna,' She sighed, this was going to be her new life, wasn't it? If only she hadn't picked up that ace of spades...

A/N:

There ya go!

Rememebr to R&R!