(AN)— Ok now I know it has been a long time since I have wrote anything so
just be patient with me and thanks for reading!
(Disclaimer)—I do not own DBZ!
THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
Chapter 1
Characters: little Goku, little Krillin, Master Roshi, Yamcha, Launch, and Puar.
It was late in the afternoon and Goku had decided to end training early and rest. Even though he had not done much work he was still tired. Under a shady tree Goku layed down and took a nice long nap. When he awoke a few hours later Goku had a sudden urge to talk to Master Roushi.
Goku took off at a run heading for the bright pink house just a few miles away. Half way there Goku spotted Krillin off by a giant rock. He was attacking the rock with all his might and pounding this giant rock slowly to a pile of pebbles. Thinking that maybe Krillin might know where to find Master Roushi Goku ran over to Krillin.
"Hey Krillin!" Goku said to Krillin when he had reached him.
"Hey Goku! What's up?"
"Have you seen Master Roushi? I want to ask him something." Goku asked Krillin. Krillin shrugged.
"Well not recently but I'm pretty sure he's up at the house flirting with Launch." Krillin said pointing up to the house.
"Heh heh. Well you know how Master Roushi is with girls." Goku said laughing.
"Heh... Yeah." Krillin said laughing too. "Hey Goku. What do you need to ask Master Roushi?"
"Well I want to ask him about..." Goku whispered the rest in his ear and Krillin eyes went wide and he smiled.
"Hey that sounds interesting! Lets go see what he does!" Krillin said and both boys headed off towards the pink house with smiles on their faces.
They reached the house a few minutes later. Entering the strange pink house they found Yamcha, Puar and Master Roushi sitting on the floor at a small odd looking table that looked to be about the height for a child's play toy but yet big enough to be a dinner table. Still smiling both young boys sat down at the table and stared at Master Roushi.
"Now boys you know I don't like you to just stare at people it's rude... What do you want from me now?" Master Roushi said and both the boys stopped smiling.
"Master." Krillin said to Roushi. "Goku wants to ask you something." Goku glared at Krillin almost like he was ready to chicken out and run for the door.
"Well Goku?"
"Uh... Master? ...Where do babies come from?" Goku said this so quickly he shocked himself.
Silence fell upon the table, both Yamcha and Puar had already dropped their forks and were now just stareing at Goku. Where on earth had this come from? Now even Lauch was looking out at the boys from the kitchen door. She too had heard what Goku had said and was dumb struck by it.
"..." Master Roushi was speechless not really sure what to tell the boy. "Goku? Are you sure you want to know?"
"Yes... Now where do babies actually come from?" He said this with a lot more courage than the first time he had asked.
"Uh... Well..."
"They come from corn fields." Yamcha said quickly taking the attention of all the group.
"They do?" Goku looked confused he didn't understand this his grandfather Gohan had not told him this. Was Yamcha just pulling his leg?
"Yes Goku they do." Master Roushi said to Goku now getting what Yamcha was playing at. "When parents want a baby they take "baby" seeds and plant them among the corn stalks in a corn field."
"Yep and those seeds grow with the love and care of the two parents. It takes time though." Yamcha said just saying what came off the top of his head.
"Right and once the time has come for the baby to be born the parents go and they get the baby from the corn field." Master Roushi was now all out of ideas of what to tell little Goku but oddly Goku and Krillin were laughing at them. Master Roushi looked over at Yamcha and he shrugged. What was going on?
"Ha ha! I can't believe you two! A corn field!?" Goku laughed.
"Yeah I could come up with a better lie! Ha ha!" Both boys got up and left still laughing at the two.
"Those boys. They sure know how to pull one over on you two." Puar said laughing too.
"Shut up Puar." Yamcha said pushing Puar's face down into his plate.
(AN)--- LOL! Well this is the first of many to the series the bird's and the bee's. I hope by now you have figured out what it will be about. If not I'll tell you: The kids of DBZ/GT ask their parents about "The bird's and the bee's" and they get some really funny answers. LOL! I really hoped you liked this story. See anything that needs to be fixed let me know R&R PLEASE!
(Disclaimer)—I do not own DBZ!
THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
Chapter 1
Characters: little Goku, little Krillin, Master Roshi, Yamcha, Launch, and Puar.
It was late in the afternoon and Goku had decided to end training early and rest. Even though he had not done much work he was still tired. Under a shady tree Goku layed down and took a nice long nap. When he awoke a few hours later Goku had a sudden urge to talk to Master Roushi.
Goku took off at a run heading for the bright pink house just a few miles away. Half way there Goku spotted Krillin off by a giant rock. He was attacking the rock with all his might and pounding this giant rock slowly to a pile of pebbles. Thinking that maybe Krillin might know where to find Master Roushi Goku ran over to Krillin.
"Hey Krillin!" Goku said to Krillin when he had reached him.
"Hey Goku! What's up?"
"Have you seen Master Roushi? I want to ask him something." Goku asked Krillin. Krillin shrugged.
"Well not recently but I'm pretty sure he's up at the house flirting with Launch." Krillin said pointing up to the house.
"Heh heh. Well you know how Master Roushi is with girls." Goku said laughing.
"Heh... Yeah." Krillin said laughing too. "Hey Goku. What do you need to ask Master Roushi?"
"Well I want to ask him about..." Goku whispered the rest in his ear and Krillin eyes went wide and he smiled.
"Hey that sounds interesting! Lets go see what he does!" Krillin said and both boys headed off towards the pink house with smiles on their faces.
They reached the house a few minutes later. Entering the strange pink house they found Yamcha, Puar and Master Roushi sitting on the floor at a small odd looking table that looked to be about the height for a child's play toy but yet big enough to be a dinner table. Still smiling both young boys sat down at the table and stared at Master Roushi.
"Now boys you know I don't like you to just stare at people it's rude... What do you want from me now?" Master Roushi said and both the boys stopped smiling.
"Master." Krillin said to Roushi. "Goku wants to ask you something." Goku glared at Krillin almost like he was ready to chicken out and run for the door.
"Well Goku?"
"Uh... Master? ...Where do babies come from?" Goku said this so quickly he shocked himself.
Silence fell upon the table, both Yamcha and Puar had already dropped their forks and were now just stareing at Goku. Where on earth had this come from? Now even Lauch was looking out at the boys from the kitchen door. She too had heard what Goku had said and was dumb struck by it.
"..." Master Roushi was speechless not really sure what to tell the boy. "Goku? Are you sure you want to know?"
"Yes... Now where do babies actually come from?" He said this with a lot more courage than the first time he had asked.
"Uh... Well..."
"They come from corn fields." Yamcha said quickly taking the attention of all the group.
"They do?" Goku looked confused he didn't understand this his grandfather Gohan had not told him this. Was Yamcha just pulling his leg?
"Yes Goku they do." Master Roushi said to Goku now getting what Yamcha was playing at. "When parents want a baby they take "baby" seeds and plant them among the corn stalks in a corn field."
"Yep and those seeds grow with the love and care of the two parents. It takes time though." Yamcha said just saying what came off the top of his head.
"Right and once the time has come for the baby to be born the parents go and they get the baby from the corn field." Master Roushi was now all out of ideas of what to tell little Goku but oddly Goku and Krillin were laughing at them. Master Roushi looked over at Yamcha and he shrugged. What was going on?
"Ha ha! I can't believe you two! A corn field!?" Goku laughed.
"Yeah I could come up with a better lie! Ha ha!" Both boys got up and left still laughing at the two.
"Those boys. They sure know how to pull one over on you two." Puar said laughing too.
"Shut up Puar." Yamcha said pushing Puar's face down into his plate.
(AN)--- LOL! Well this is the first of many to the series the bird's and the bee's. I hope by now you have figured out what it will be about. If not I'll tell you: The kids of DBZ/GT ask their parents about "The bird's and the bee's" and they get some really funny answers. LOL! I really hoped you liked this story. See anything that needs to be fixed let me know R&R PLEASE!