Hey everyone! iTorchic here wishing everyone across this globe a very Merry Christmas!
HAHAHAH! Merry Christmas you guys! So I was totally just beating Tony at video games right before you came over! You wanna play? No? Oh, well what do you want to do then?
Do some Christmas stuff? Why sure! I got some Christmas stuff! Did you see the awesome lights outside my house? You could see it from a mile away? THAT'S AWESOME! Well, we could always tell stories! I have a GREAT one! It's called 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' and it's totally amazing! You've heard of it? Well, it might be a little different than you've heard! You still wanna hear it? Alright, here we go.
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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the meeting
The nations sat bored through the speech they were hearing;
The Baltics were all sitting by Russia with care,
In hopes that the giant would not give them a scare;
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The sleepy old nation of Greece was a snooze,
While dreaming of cats while the others drank booze;
And Iggy presenting, and I in my jacket,
Sat eating my burger while France made a racket,
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When out in the hallway arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my chair heroically to see what was the matter.
Tore open the doors and ran past the clash
Of Arthur and Francis who had decided to flash.
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The arguments of the brothers that stood there before me,
Gave myself a new hope of solving this heroically!
When, what to my gleaming blue eyes did appear,
A little Italian with a curl holding beer.
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He held it up high towards the Germans real quick,
I knew in a moment it would work, I knew it!
More rapid than Gilbird, the eldest one came
To the side of poor Feli, who called them by name.
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"Oh Prussia and Germany, please do not fight, please!
We need to keep peace now!" He said on his knees.
I widened my eyes as the German pair were bound
To the will of small Feli who collapsed on the ground.
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He waved a white flag and his tears fell quite rapid,
the German's old argument soon turned quite vapid.
It was always this way, with the tears that had fell
the water they made could fill up a whole well!
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The noise had died down and the the fighting subsided
as the hero, that's me!, had come and decided,
these two German brothers just needed some action
from defeating some villains, we could make our own faction!
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But before I could speak out for my awesome plan,
Romano had stepped in with cussing and his tan:
A dark hue of red had adorned his pissed face
as he stepped towards his brother who still pleaded his case.
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"Oi you bastards!" The angry man said with a sigh,
"Why don't you both realize when you fight, then he cries?
He is sensitive to you, but I still do not know why
but whenever you're mad his brains begin to fry!"
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There's much more he said, but it would need to be censored
but I, as the hero, the conversation I entered...
"Oh come on you guys!" I laughed boldly and loud
The talking soon built as we drew in a crowd.
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"It is almost our Christmas time, so why do you fight
when presents and and Christmas cards you could soon write!"
With a roll of of his eyes the strict Germany sighed
looking down at small Feli whose eyes finally had dried
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"We'll do it your way, but we'll get back meeting"
But as we all sat back down, with the ending in sight
I yelled:"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"
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Isn't that an awesome story, dudes? Well, despite what Iggy says, even classics need a little bit of updating! Well, good night and Merry Christmas!
Alfred F. Jones