A/n: I really needed to write a humor, I hope its funny.
Disclaimer: I don't own a camper, anyone form LOTR, or Bob's big boy!
Road Trip: The Joys of the "Camper"
Chapter 1
"I'm so bored!" Pippin moaned sitting at the kitchen table. His adorably tired head lay on his hands. He looked over at Legolas who was sitting across the table. The elf was sleeping, his head back and his mouth wide open.
"I thought elves didn't sleep!" Pippin questioned to no one in particular.
"They do if the trip is this boring." Merry muttered from under a blanket on the couch. Their camper wasn't exactly.....luxurious. It had three rooms; a small bathroom, a small bedroom with one queen size bed and the 1 large living area that had the kitchen. Dining room, living room, and down a step was the cab where the driver sat. The driver was, of course, Gandalf. How Gandalf gathered the whole fellowship, excluding Boromir, on a camping trip amazed each one of them.
"I'm hungry!" Pippin groaned.
"You're just hungry because you're bored!" Merry snapped. Pippin made a fake-about-to-cry look and Merry shook his head and hid under the blanket.
"Come on boys!" Aragorn cheered. "This is going to be a fun, rugged, boy's night out!"
"Its two months." Sam pointed out; he was sitting on an arm chair.
"-boy's months out!" Aragorn corrected himself. He walked from the kitchen to the dining table, the matter if two steps, and sat across from Pippin.
"This is brutal, isn't it?" Aragorn whispered. Pippin nodded and collapsed on the table. They had been driving for 8 straight hours, with nothing interesting to look at outside. Besides the boredom factor, Gandalf was acting, and driving like a madman.
"YES!!" Gandalf screamed out of the blue, "Boys! We're stopping for lunch!"
Out the window the fellowship could faintly see....the sign for Big Boy's Burgers.
A/n: Sorry this chapter was short, I just wanted to get it going. Hope ya like it!
Disclaimer: I don't own a camper, anyone form LOTR, or Bob's big boy!
Road Trip: The Joys of the "Camper"
Chapter 1
"I'm so bored!" Pippin moaned sitting at the kitchen table. His adorably tired head lay on his hands. He looked over at Legolas who was sitting across the table. The elf was sleeping, his head back and his mouth wide open.
"I thought elves didn't sleep!" Pippin questioned to no one in particular.
"They do if the trip is this boring." Merry muttered from under a blanket on the couch. Their camper wasn't exactly.....luxurious. It had three rooms; a small bathroom, a small bedroom with one queen size bed and the 1 large living area that had the kitchen. Dining room, living room, and down a step was the cab where the driver sat. The driver was, of course, Gandalf. How Gandalf gathered the whole fellowship, excluding Boromir, on a camping trip amazed each one of them.
"I'm hungry!" Pippin groaned.
"You're just hungry because you're bored!" Merry snapped. Pippin made a fake-about-to-cry look and Merry shook his head and hid under the blanket.
"Come on boys!" Aragorn cheered. "This is going to be a fun, rugged, boy's night out!"
"Its two months." Sam pointed out; he was sitting on an arm chair.
"-boy's months out!" Aragorn corrected himself. He walked from the kitchen to the dining table, the matter if two steps, and sat across from Pippin.
"This is brutal, isn't it?" Aragorn whispered. Pippin nodded and collapsed on the table. They had been driving for 8 straight hours, with nothing interesting to look at outside. Besides the boredom factor, Gandalf was acting, and driving like a madman.
"YES!!" Gandalf screamed out of the blue, "Boys! We're stopping for lunch!"
Out the window the fellowship could faintly see....the sign for Big Boy's Burgers.
A/n: Sorry this chapter was short, I just wanted to get it going. Hope ya like it!