"Awh how cute that you're taking your pretty girlfriend out on a date," the gaudy pink haired waitress who was serving their table cooed, much to the embarrassment and displeasure of both Byakuya and Renji. She ignored the groans of displeasure, asking them what they wanted to drink. Booze, a lot of booze was going to be required to make it through this trip to Boston Pizza, and so it was swiftly ordered. "I'll be right back to take your orders.~"
Renji buried his head in the menu, not wanting to see the storm that was quickly brewing on the other's usually calm face. He just had to get through this ordeal with as little violence from Byakuya as possible.
Once again that woman was back, cheerful and oblivious as can be, holding pitchers of beer. Putting them down on the table, she remarked at how beautiful Byakuya's hair was, and he returned her compliment with a deadpan expression.
"So are you ready to order?" that high-pitched voice said so happily. She scribbled down their orders in her sparkly, smiley face covered notepad, staring at Byakuya the entire time she did so with sparkling green eyes. She left as loudly as she had showed up, bubbles and sparkles following in her wake.
They chugged that beer down like there was no tomorrow, stopping only to eat when the food arrived, and again when she came carrying the bill with doodles spanning the entire thing. Renji was just about ready to get out of this hellhole, but Byakuya stopped him, telling him to wait outside until he returned.
He approached her, asking her to come with him, and she did so quite willingly. Byakuya took her to the men's washroom, pulled down his pants and asked her forcibly what that was.
"Oh~ I didn't know lesbians had dicks," the pink haired waitress exclaimed in excitement.
There was no Boston Pizza left after that.