"And the prisoner is…?"

"In the brig sir, handcuffed to the table!"

Char purred and flexed his fingers.

"Good. I'll be giving our mysterious Feddie friend a visit."

With a flourish he walked off the bridge and took the elevator down to the third deck and found his pray sitting, well, more slumped in a chair. He had been beaten ruthlessly, sporting a black eye and a broken nose that had been allowed to bleed freely, dying the blue of his uniform purple. Char smiled and cocked his head.

"Hello Feddie soldier. I trust you've enjoyed your stay at Hotel Char?"

Kai Shiden looked up.

"Oh, absolutely. You guys got top rate service here!"

Char walked over and sat on the table, looking down on Kai.

"I'll strike you a deal. You tell me all about the Gundam and the Trojan Horse, and you'll be free to go. I'll even throw in medical care."

Kai pursed his lips for a moment and then cocked his head, putting on his best shit-stirring smile.

"Hey, you're Char Aznable, the Red Comet, ain't you?"

Char hesitated, and then nodded.

"Hey Char, I got some news for you! I fucked your baby sister!"

Char's eyes grew wide.

"What…?"

Kai threw himself around in his chair, putting as much physical storytelling as he could into his tale.

"Oh yeah, I took her. Well, more like ravaged her! First I stuck it in here and we fucked and god she was just fucking perfect! I didn't know if my name was Kai or God or what! And then, as I'm fucking her she says—"

Kai put on his best Sayla voice, extremely aware of just how enraged Char was slowly becoming.

"K-kai, oh god Kai! I-I have somet— Kai! S-Something to t-tell yooouuuu Kaaiiiii!"

Char's hand tightened into a fist. His baby sister… violated by this… pig? Kai smirked and continued.

"So then I grab her ass and I shoot my entire load into her, like BAM and then she suddenly screams out— A-AAHHH~~ KAIII! I'M CHAR'S LITTLE SISTER! YOU SHOT YOUR LOAD INTO CHAR'S LITTLE SISTER'S CUNT~!"

Char snapped and quickly punched Kai in the face. He slumped in his chair and looked up.

"Oh, did I hit a nerve?"

Char grabbed Kai by the hair and pulled him out of the chair.

"I will make you believe you'd never been born, you filthy piece of scum. How dare you soil my sister?"

Kai giggled and spit in Char's face and he reeled back, losing grip on the fistful of Kai's hair. Kai hit the floor, and rolled onto his side. He looked up at Char and smirked, still handcuffed to the leg of the table.

"We fucked on the floor too. And the sofa and the shower and the bed and the walls. I fucked her everywhere! Even stuck it in her ass! And she just let me do it!"

Char propelled his heel into Kai's stomach and he coughed up blood. Slowly, fighting the urge to curl up into a ball, Kai looked up and smiled a bloody grin.

"She said she loved me."

For this Kai took a foot to the mouth, causing him to lose a few of his teeth. Char continued to kick him, screaming various obscenities until his second in command had to forcefully pull him from the room. Kai simply laid there and took it, laughing the entire time at his triumph over the Red Comet.