The premise is that basically there's a new camp, they're all contending in previous challenges but remixed, and someone trashed the camp, which means that they all have to clean up and all of them are out for blood because of it.
Duncan: I know I've been cast as the bad boy, and I AM. Sure, they said I was soft, but HA. I blew up Chris's "cottage" with dynamite that he supplied, and Courtney and I stole food too! Did I do it? HA. You'll just have to figure it out for yourself...
Bridgette: I ALWAYS knew Duncan was a softie. When he went out and got another bunny for DJ? Adorable! And when he gave that hand carved skull to Courtney? Ugh. I miss them together. Anyways, I doubt he would be the one to trash camp. My bet's on Izzy. That bitch is crazy. She stole all of my underwear, shoved it onto a piece of wood, burned it in a pentagram and danged around it maniacally in the middle OF OUR CABIN. INSIDE. WITH PEOPLE IN IT. That was scarring, and I had to wear the same pear of underwear for an entire season.
Izzy: Listen, you'll understand. The flying spaghetti monster warned me that if I didn't make a sacrifice of a certain blond's underwear, I would get a migraine inside of my left nostril, and my horoscope told me that left-nostril migraines can lead to "the crazy". I wouldn't want that, now would I? Who do I think trashed camp? Oh, I have suspicions, that DJ dude seems weird. He has a freckle on his knee, so he was obviously born under a bad star. Besides, he's so muscly. He could easily do that. Me? No. I wouldn't do that. I only do things that people can't see…
Sugar: Sure, I can throw a tractor a couple of yards but that doesn't mean that I can trash the camp. This place is my home for an entire season and I don't want to spend the whole time cleaning it up. My Mama always told me that you can't trust the gypsies, or the magic people. I don't trust the wizard. His magic may have proved useless in previous challenges, but still ain't gonna turn my back on him. I trust that boy less than I trust the government, and that's pretty hard. I need allies. That Jasmine, no way. I'd sooner tip farmer brown's cow than cozy up with that girl. She's scary. Maybe she AND the wizard did it...makes sense...the strong stick together.
Sky: Since my victory on Pahkitew island, I want to win again. I wouldn't want to risk being disqualified for such a horrible act. I think Dave is the culprit. He'll do anything to get my attention. He might even *gasp* get his hands dirty and wreck...the entire camp...for that. Ok maybe not. That sounds stupid now that I say that.
Jasmine: I can't believe Sugar is against me! She thinks I'm working with Leon? I wouldn't set all my bets on one really weak person. The dude doesn't even know magic for Pete's sake. If I were to work with anyone to trash the camp...which I wouldn't...I would work with Shawn. On a second thought, maybe it was HIM. What if he was the one who trashed the camp? For better hiding from zombies? Maybe...
Shawn: Ok, I do have to admit I would do something like that to hide from zombies, but Jasmine shouldn't be complaining. I would HELP her. I wouldn't abandon ship and leave her or throw her under the bus like some other schmuck. Anyways, I may have done that on myself, but since I got sooooo close to winning last time, I wouldn't do that and ruin my chances. I KNOW that Owen did it. That big guy is so hefty he'd trash the camp trying to walk to the bathroom. IN PLAIN DAY.
Dave: Me? Get my hands dirty for Skye? Never. Betcha it's Courtney. The type A girl who snaps and ends up trashing the entire camp because of her frustration towards the shows-
Topher: aging-crows-footed-no-good-lying-good-for-nothing-disguise-wearing-loser of a host-
Dave: As I was saying, I think it's Courtney. Other than that, maybe Sky. She almost won, and she wants to act out all of the frustration on Chris by trashing the camp. I'm really betting someone got mad at Chris and Chef and took it out on the camp. It's definitely one of us. Someone here. WAIT NO. IT'S SCARLETT! Maybe she's controlling the inland from the inside…
Courtney: Oh, I would be the one to snap?! I WOULD BE THE ONE?! YOU THINK I WOULD BE THE ONE?! Chris, stop running away. I think you and my lawyers will need to have a nice little chat again.
Chris: Holy shit I forgot she was back. Well, I knew she was back because I'm the one who runs this show and I know eeeeverything, but I didn't think she was BACK back, if you catch what I'm saying. Back in body and brain, but not necessarily in the "mean-spirited host destroying" way. She is out for blood, I tell ya. And the first one on her list? ME. The only reason she'd bypass me? If Duncan does something wrong. I'll have to put that kid on my "mess with" list. Gotta make sure I'm safe for another week or so.