The Following Trailer Is Rated NM For No Mercy!
In a world where horror games have become lazy, unmotivated layabouts that rely on overused cliques like jump scares and flashlights with shitty battery life, one game took the road less traveled and offered gamers the cutting edge in pants-shitting terror.
Alien: Isolation!
Revisit the dark vortex of death that is the Alien universe, and meet Amanda Ripley, heir of the most unlucky family in sci-fi history. When news of her long lost mother draws her to the space station Sevastopol, she will discover her true purpose in life… hiding in closets and ventilation shafts from giant acid-blooded killer aliens that want to eat her face.
Traverse the dim, conveniently broken down corridors of Sevastopol Station, a labyrinthine complex seemingly custom made for the convenience of killer Aliens who can effortlessly zip from one end of the station to the other while you're still deciding whether or not to come out from under the table that you've been cowering under for the last ten minutes
Experience the butt clenching tension of Isolation's hardcore gameplay, as you creep, crawl, and jump from locker to locker as you frantically search for the next save point, desperately salvaging useless shit as you go in the vain hope of finding something to ease your piss inducing terror, until you inevitably get caught by the Alien and your bladder involuntary isolates itself of all existing liquid.
Face the worst that video game horror has to offer with a limited selection of almost worthless weapons, as you are forced to rely on the destructive power of a revolver and a nailgun against inexplicably invincible Xenomorphs, and androids that can tank half a dozen 357 Magnum rounds to the face.
So slip on some diapers,(Extra adsorption recommended) as you prepare for the most terrifying Alien experience in forty years, and remember, no one can hear you scream in space, but they sure as hell can hear you scream in your parent's basement.
Starring:
Lone Survivor- Amanda Ripley
Kill It With Fire!- The Alien
Axeled- Axel
All Your Fault- Marlow
Face Food- Ricardo
Alien: Nightmare On Sevastopol Street!
Fun Fact: Every time an Alien jump scares, Freddy Fazbear rusts his pants.