Ramblings of a Demented Author

A/N: Hee hee... hee hee hee... Ron wakes up and finds himself in a new school year- but there's a catch. Certain characters have changed genders! Some are the same, some are different- but don't worry, you can tell who's who! Oh, and what does the new girl have to do with it all? Ron's never met her, but according to everyone else, she's been there all along! That isn't all Ron's worries though, because this world is really weird. Malfoy fancies Harry's female equivalent, 'Hermione' and Ron are actually an item...poor boy, he's really confused!

Disclaimer: Own Harry Potter? I wish. All I own is a slightly pathetic plot.

Prologue: Slightly Modified Snap Cards.

It was the start of their second year, everyone had un-packed, Harry had got away from the Durselys- and Fred and George were throwing their annual start of year party.
Ron looked round, actually enjoying himself for what felt the first time in ages. He watched Harry and Neville playing a rather precarious game of exploding snap. The stack of cards was huge; and any moment now-
BOOM. The resulting explosion rattled the windows. Gryffindors of all ages hurried to cover from the burning cards now falling to the floor.
"Where'd you get the cards, Neville?" Seamus called from across the room.
"Fred and George..." A considerably-blackened Neville gasped. A laugh of approval echoed round the room.
"Modified Exploding Snap cards!" Fred bellowed "Trick your friends!"
"Blow them up, more like." Hermione sniffed. Everyone ignored her.
"They look just like normal cards, that's the beauty of them." George boasted. "And they can be yours for just One Galleon!" They would have been flocked with buyers, had Neville not given a frightened squeak just then, to Ron's right.
One of the cards had set fire to the carpet right next to Neville's feet.
"Errm...don't worry Neville!" Fred yelled. "It'll only burn!"
"Yeah, it's easy to put out! Errm...anyone remember the charm?"
Neville gave another squeak, and started to back off. Unfortunately, he backed into a table, and the huge, heavy, floor lamp wobbled, then fell over.
Ron realised what was going to happen, but had no chance to move before the lamp smacked hard onto his head.
Gryffindor Common Room was in pandemonium as the desk began to set on fire; and as Ron swayed on his feet and fell into a dead faint.

A/N: Well, there's the prologue for cha all. I thought it was funny! Still, next chapter, Ron wakes up and things get weird. Yay! Weird! Power to the freaks! One day we'll rule the World! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!