Authors Note:
Welcome to 'Gag Reel', a fanfiction in which YOU the READER becomes part of the story. It's like a fast moving comic strip, one of my friends said. Simply review and tell me if you want ti be part of the cast! So far, the cast is as follows…
Drifting One (Rae)
Jayme Frankenburger
Kisshu's Humble Servant (KSH)
Tomoyo Kinomoto
digiwildfire
SamKo
Amieku
Jenny-Chan
slots left: 5
…:3 That's the cast so far. I hope you enjoy this story! If you seem OOC, please don't worry. It's just me being insane, I'm not saying you're like that.
Note: Bold text either stands for actions or loud text.
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Chapter One: Where Would We Start Without a Beginning?
Rae: Welcome to GAG REEL, a fast, furious story in which…
Jayme: Imouto, 'fast and furious' will make people think of the Fast and Furious movies.
Rae: Gomen nasai! Should we just cut to the chase?
Unseen Voice: Yes, let's do that.
---Scene Two: In Which We Cut to the Chase---
It's late at night, in SamKo's house. Everyone's partying. Happy day (o)
Jenny-chan: OMIGOSH!!
Everyone: OMG?!?
Tomoyo: baang
digiwildfire and KHS: clutches one another OH NOES!
Jayme: Please remain calm. holds up emergency evacuation sheet and reads The glowing neon EXIT sign is thatta way points, so we run over there…
Everyone: stampedes, squishing Jayme in the process
Jayme: Oy vey x.X
Tomyo: What's everyone so scared about? wicked grin
Amieku: Whaa? What happened to me?!? TTTT is ghostly pale, with a bullet wound
Tomyo: Eheheheh…just moving the story along, no complaints please.
Amieku: G-GAH! I'M DEAD!
KHS: A damsel in distress?!? Master Kish, please save her! .
digiwildfire: We have to stop the bleeding somehow! presses damp Vegemite slice to the wound
SamKo: Mm, Vegemite. XD
Rae: tearful We must save Amieku-chan…and I don't know of any way how to!
digiwildfire: continues holding the slice of Vegemite to Amieku's shoulder There, there, Rae-chan. All will be well.
SamKo: nibbles Vegemite slice Mm, tasty xD
Jenny-chan: That's my arm, you idiot!
SamKo: Ah…gomen nasai xD
Suddenly, the door crashes open. A weird girl, with a 'I heart RAE' shirt, a 'FANFICCY' cap and skirt, and a banner that proclaims 'NO#1 WEIRDO' storms in
Everyone: Oy vey
Jayme: Don't steal my line!
Jenny-chan & KHS: Whozat?
Satoki: I am Rae-imouto-chan's beloved onee-sama…
Rae & digiwildfire: Otherwise known as a cheap plot devise Xx
-----several excruciating hours later----
Jayme: . Rae imouto, I hate to say this, but your sister seems a bit of a…
looks pointedly over to where Satoki is whacking the boot of a broken down car with a spanner
KHS: …Strange creature?
Rae: …A cheap plot devise?
SamKo: Satoki?
Rae & KHS: That's it
Jenny-chan: Satoki, what exactly are we doing?
Satoki: Using 'Wonder-Car' to fly to the alternate universe of Tokyo Mew Mew, but of course!
Everyone: The alternate universe of Tokyo Mew Mew?
Tomoyo: still holding smoking gun Do I get to shoot more people? XDD
Amieku: Deefinitely not! is accidentally clonked with Satoki's spanner
Satoki: Sorry, accident. The reason we're going to the alternate universe of Tokyo Mew Mew is so that…we can find a cure for Amieku!
Digiwildfire: A cure? What do you mean by a cure?
KHS: Do you mean a cure for SamKo eating her?
everyone stares at where SamKo is calmly chomping on Amieku's arm
SamKo: Mm, Amieku-chan, you make the tastiest meals, y'know?
Amieku: TTTT KHS-san, if there was anything better than being eaten, it would be Kish rescuing me. dies
Jayme: Do you mean a cure for being coming back to life?
Rae: le snort I doubt even a cheap plot devise could do that.
Satoki: The youth these days…no respect at all for their loving older siblings TTTT
Jayme: hands hankie I know what you mean. It seemed like only yesterday I was playing blocks with her…
Rae: twitches …I…don't believe this…
Satoki: …And wiping her nose! I know, I know! So distressing! blows noisily …And guiding her over the passenger way on the roads, and helping her undress…drools
Jayme & Satoki in unison: AND TAKING BATHS TOGETHER! hearts
Rae: RIBBON…PILLOW ATTACK!
giant pillows poof out of nowhere, and smack themselves over Satoki and Jayme's mouths
Rae: Sweet silence. XDD
Jenny-chan: sweat drops Can we get back to the topic here?
Satoki: Uh, mmph, mph! Ah jash guff dis pilooph oash…
pillow poofs and disappears once more. Satoki dusts her hands off brightly
Satoki: Well, all's well. All we've gotta do is drive to the shopping mall…
Everyone (excluding Jayme, who is still struggling with his 'gag'): THE SHOPPING MALL?!? .
Digiwildfire: I respect your interest in shopping, Satoki, but now of all times…?
KHS: Maaaan. This story is weird. May I resign?
Unseen Voice: NOT A HOPE IN HELL!
KHS: le sigh
Amieku: …Um, that's great, I'd really like to come back to life…SOMEONE GET THIS WEIRDO OFF ME!
SamKo: munch munch …Who's the weirdo here, Satoki-san?
Tomoyo Kinomoto: Jayme-san, can you please tell me where the EXIT sign is again? dies
Jayme: You crazy script writer, putting us through hell…
Unseen Voice: Who's CRAZY?!?
Jayme: whistles innocently
Tomoyo Kinomoto: Never mind that, weren't we going to go save Amieku by…um…going to the shopping mall?
Satoki: Uh-huh! And away we goooo!
Satoki taps the car, and it magically starts.
Everyone: You've been struggling with that mad thing for nearly an hour now…how come only now it starts?!?
Satoki: Uh, it's one of the advantages of being a lovable plot devise, however cheap?
Everyone: murders
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Well, that's it for now. I don't really know your personalities, gomen, but I hope you enjoyed? Keep reading for the next episode of GAG REEL – 'The Alternate Universe'!