AN: I do not own this fanfiction. If I did, I would promptly jump off a bridge. My immortal is owned by the legendary Tara Gilesbie. Only the comments in bold are mine.

Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik).Yeah we get it Tara. You are "goffik" 2 my gf (ew not in that way)Nothing wrong with being a lesbian raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Raven! I know who to blame now! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way WTF. Who names their child that and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) Wow. Who could've guessed with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears That just makes you look a retarded peacock and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). Well I'm leaving then I suppose I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. Incest. Always lovely. *pukes* I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. Umm…Okay.I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, A witch and a vampire? Pick one. and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England Hogwarts is in Scotland where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) Yeah we totally couldn't tell that at all and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there.*groan* For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, I don't care. pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, Didn't she have pale, white skin? I'm no makeup expert but sounds bad black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining Its called sleet and it's not something you should be walking around in so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. Just because people are staring at you, you flip them off? No wonder everyone is staring at you bitch.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! Dun Dun Duuun.

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly. Shyly? Draco Malfoy? Yeah no.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. That's it? Draco Malfoy says wassup and you say nothing and walk away? That is quite literally the opposite of an interesting conversation.

AN: IS it good? No PLZ tell me fangz! Whew.