Rei: ^_^U Wrestling.... ^_^ I read Kittie Kittie Kittie's fic, Somewhere out there, and next thing I knew, I was hooked on Jeff fics. XD

Rath: She's drooling over Jeff right now....

Rei: And the colored hair!! Ooh Jeff is the bestest!!

Rath: Warning!! ~slash!!~ Adam/Jeff ~non-slash pairings~ Shane/OC Matt/Lita and I'm thinkin' Jay/Trish or Jay/Chris. Wat do you think?

Rei: *drools*

Rath: *looks at sky* Why me?! Anywayz, I'll try to focus on Jeff/Adam, but I might often stray to the Shane/OC pairing. This was written a while ago. Back when Matt and Jeff were still tag team partners.

Rei: *drools* Jeffie...

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This one seemed to fit: "FEAR is only a four-letter word."- Hardyz from a while ago.

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"What the hell is going on here JR?"- Jerry "the King" Lawler looked confused. A blue-haired man had just rushed out to the ring, where Kamui, the red and black haired, Japanese with contacts that currently turned her eyes startling green, was being beaten by Chris Jericho.

"I dunno, but it looks like Hardy is trying to help Kamui."

Jeff slid into the ring, the relieved cries of the fans ringing in his ears, as he speared Jericho. Blow after blow was landed on him until he was flipped over the ropes. Jericho landed unceremoniously, and ran up the ramp, glaring at Jeff.

Jeff, however, was oblivious to the death-glares he was receiving. As the writers had told him to, he knelt at Kamui's side as she sat. Gently, he picked her up, and carried her out.

The writers of the RAW script had chosen. A new feud between Jeff and Jericho, and a new romance between Kamui and Jeff had just been formed.

~*~

"Hey, Hardy!! So does this mean Kit isn't single?"- Jay called as he saw the younger Hardy. A soft thump sounded and Jay turned to see who hit him. An annoyed looking woman, with red and black hair and green eyes stood there. "You know full well that 'Kamui' is now taken. Me, Kitsune, is not."

Flashing a grin she turned to remove her contacts. A second later, she turned back, her eyes the color of burnished silver, a rather curious color for a Japanese, whom usually had brown or black eyes.

Just then, Adam, Matt, Shane and Chris joined them. "Hey, Kit, sorry 'bout that. What are ya gonna do? Writers plan all that shit."- Chris said as they reached the group. "S'all right. That last hit hurt though. I think I got a bruise..."- at that she lifted her shirt and frowned at the light bluish black spot on her stomach. Then she pulled her shirt back down and scowled.

"Hey, don't get mad, get Glad!!"- Jeff said as he hung an arm around Chris and Kit's shoulders.

"All right, who gave Jeff sugar?!"- Matt yelled crossly.

Kit giggled. "Silly. There's a vending machine around the corner. They sell Skittles!!"

Shane groaned. "Her too? Jeeze, I think I'll go to the hotel."

"Wait for us!!"- the rest of the gang, except Jeff and Kit shouted as they ran after him, leaving the two sugar-powered, rainbow-headed, high-flying people in the background, giggling.

"They left us...."- Jeff was the first to notice. "Yeah."- Kit pulled back and frowned. "Don't they know we were only kidding?" Jeff grinned. "There really is a vending machine though." The two shared an evil grin.

~*~

"Sha~ane!!"

No reply.

"I know you're there!! Answer me!!"

Still nothing.

"Right then. If you don't want me to go find some change to get candy, you'd better answer the door!!"

Slowly the door opened, and a green head popped out. "What?!"

Kit grinned. "I knew that would work! Any ways, Trish kicked me out because she apparently heard I got sugar in my blood, which I don't."- at this she glared at Shane. "Whoops." "Jeff got kicked out by Matt so he had to room with Adam. You're the only other one with a spare bed. So what do ya say?!" Shane stepped back and allowed her to enter.

"Thanks."

~*~

Adam Copeland, AKA Edge, woke to a thump, then quiet cursing. Opening one eye he glared at the young man who looked like a child, sitting on the floor in a nest of blankets, glaring through rumpled hair at the bed that threw him off.

"Ya know, that thing seems to work better if you don't fall off."- Adam said with speech still slurred with sleep.

"Fuck you, Adam."

"Jeeze, some one got off of the wrong side of the bed?"

"Fuck you, Adam."

"Forming a habit there?"

"Go to hell. I had a very rude awakening, and am in no mood for this."

Adam snickered, but quieted, watching as Jeff climbed back in bed and fell back to sleep.

~*~

Shane couldn't sleep. He couldn't sleep knowing Kitsune was lying in the bed a couple feet from him. Ever since he had met her, he had been smitten.
~*~Flashback~*~

Shane had heard news that there was going to be a new WWE Diva that night. He didn't know much else, besides the fact that she was a high-flying daredevil.

He walked the corridor to his hotel room, forgetting why he left in the first place. "Say, Shane? Shouldn't you get ice to go with that bucket?"- Shane looked at Jay. "Yeah. I guess I should. Sorry. I'm spacin' here."

Jay laughed and waved Shane in the direction of the ice machine.

Shane walked slowly. There, in front of the ice machine, stood a beautiful young woman. She had blue hair, which reminded him of Jeff Hardy. Her silver, Asian eyes stared blankly at the ice machine, and she held an empty bucket in her slender hands. She wore a pair of baggy, nylon cargo pants, and a mesh shirt over a black tank top.

"You push the button if you want ice, you know."- Shane said. It seemed to shake her out of her reverie because she blinked and looked at him.

"Huh? Oh! Ummm, sorry. I was thinking. Nervous I guess. "- she answered in a low voice that quavered just a bit.

"Why?!"

"Christ, just thinking of all the people watching me... shit! I'm not even Christian and I'm saying 'Christ'!"

Shane looked at her like she was crazy.

"Dammit! You're a wrestler, right? So how do you do it? How the fuck do you do it?!"

"Dooo.... what?"

"Wrestle. Knowing that millions of people are watching your every move. "

"Ooh!! You're the new Diva!!"

She blinked and nodded slowly.

"I dunno. Just don't think of the people. If you truly love to wrestle, then you should think of that. Remember that you're there to do what you love, and the fans are there to support you."

She grinned. "Thanks. The names Kitsune Yukimura, ring name'll be Kamui."

"Shane Helms, AKA the Hurricane. Nice ta meet ya."

The shook and she walked back to her room, empty bucket in hand.

~*~End Flashback~*~

Now the girl who was so nervous was changed. In the ring she was nothing but outgoing. That first night, she took on Jazz, and won no problem. She instantly became a favorite. Her hair color changed frequently, and her eyes more so. She had contacts of 7 colors, not including her natural eye color of silver, which the fans never saw.

Shane glanced over at the sleeping figure. She was beautiful.

Slowly, Shane got up and walked to her bed. Her black and red hair fanned out, her face peaceful. Slowly, he bent and pressed his lips to hers in a long kiss. Unknown to him, silver eyes opened and glared at him. 'Ooh, that's low, Shane. Kissin' me while I'm down.... Oh well. I'll let it slide, ...this time.' - she thought as her eyes closed again.

~*~

"Jeffery Nero Hardy!!"- Adam glared at Jeff, who was still sleeping. "Hmmm? O...k. I'm up..."- Jeff turned over to sleep some more. "Jeff....." No response. "Amateur."- a voice drifted from the door, which Adam had left open. Matt stood there, an amused grin on his face.

"You need to do this,"- Matt walked casually over, and took a pack of Starburst Fruit Chews from his pocket. "Hey, Jeffro, you want some Starburst?"

Jeff sat up. "I'm up! Gimme!"- Matt handed over two of the candies.

"That's all?! Cheapskate. One of these days, I'm gonna sleep right through your bribes."

"That'll be the day that hell freezes over and pigs learn to fly."- Adam said with a laugh. Jeff pouted and Adam's heart skipped a beat. "Fuck you, Adam."- he laughed, trying to seem serious, and failing miserably.

"My, Jeffro, you do know that you shouldn't form bad habits like that."

"Fuck you Adam."- snickering from Jeff, and a little from Adam. Matt was confused.

"He'll never learn."- Adam moaned quietly, as if to himself.

"Fuck you."

This time, Adam had a different idea. "Oh, not now. I'm not in the mood. Maybe later."

Jeff choked and glared at the laughing-hysterically Adam. Matt, still clueless, laughed at the two men.

~*~

"Waaaah!! Shin-e, baka!! Shiiin-e!!!" (Waaaah!! Die, idiot!! Diiiie!!) - Kit yelled furiously at Shane, who had fallen atop of her. She grabbed a stick and brandished it at him threateningly.

"Woah. Sorry. What's with the stick?"- Shane asked curiously, watching her eyes blaze.

"It's not a stick! It's a wooden sword. It's used to practice."- she muttered.

"Kendo? Ooh... isn't that that sword-fighting thingie?"

"Yeah. Basically. And, I was meditating before you fell on me."

"Heh. Sorry."

"Whatever. I was almost done anyways... We've got to go soon."

"Yup."

"Okay. You ready?"

"Yup."

"Ok."

~*~

"Hi Rainbow!"- Kit called to Jeff. "Hi Skittles!!"- Jeff yelled back. They smiled and dragged Shane and Adam towards each other. "Adam. Did you sleep well? Did Jeff wake ya up?"- Kit said with laughter in her voice.

"Not really."- Adam admitted with a secretive smile.

Before Kit could ask why, Jeff interrupted. "So Shane. Didja behave yourself? It must be hard with such a pretty woman in the same room with you."

Kitsune blushed, and Shane muttered a "I was good." Kit rolled her eyes at that. Shane was not good.

Despite laughing along with Jeff and Kit, Adam couldn't help but feel a bit jealous of Kit. She made Jeff laugh so easily... It was if they were clones of each other. Not only that but it seemed they were made for each other... He didn't know why it hurt. It just did. He should be happy for them, right? So why did it make his heart ache that Jeff might like someone other than him?

'I'm not like that. I'm straight. I should be falling for Kit of the two, not Jeff. Maybe it is Kit. Maybe I've got it all wrong!'- Adam thought.

The way his heart fluttered at Jeff's smile convinced him otherwise.

"A~dam!!"- Jeff waved a hand in front of his face, trying to get the man's attention. Adam blinked, then blinked again. "Wha--?"

"Oh. Sorry. I was thinking."

"He~y!! Spacing out is MY job!!"- Kit whined.

They laughed at her and she pouted.

As Adam thought about Jeff, Shane was transfixed with Kitsune, similar thoughts running through his head.

'She's beautiful. But... Does she love Jeff? They're like a perfect couple. But I love her. And Adam loves Jeff. I can see it. But do they love each other?' Shane thought to himself, as he laughed at Adam.

"Jeffro!! Ooh!! Can I call you Jeff-oniisan? It means brother. Cuz you're like a big brother!!"

"Yeah!! You'll be my lil sis!!"

"Yeah!! Call me Kit-oneesan!!"

"Kit-oneesan? Ok!!"

'Guess that answers my question...' Shane and Adam thought happily at that.

~*~

Rei: ^_^ That's all!!

Rath: For now.

Rei: ^_^ Yup. Oh and Kendo is a form of swordfighting. There's different styles, and it is usually performed with a shinai, (bamboo sword) a wooden sword or, rarely, a katana (Japanese samurai sword) ^_^

Rath: info on Kistune?

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name: Kitsune Hikari Yukimura (translation: Fox Light Snowvillage)

age: 22

dob: March 5

height: 5'6"

weight: 132 lb

hair color: (naturally) black

hair length: down to lower back w/ bangs that frames face & falls into eyes w/ casual elegance

eye color: (naturally) silver

hair color: (currently) red & black

nationality: born in Japan, but is US citizen

stage name: Kamui

hobbies: kendo, wrestling, eating candy

other: wears glasses occasionally, and contacts on stage. Only wears glasses when she feels like it, doesn't need them.

*likes Shane Helms

*Loves Jeff like big brother

*knows Adam likes Jeff; approves

*likes to cuss people out in Japanese

*one of fan's favorite Divas. they also like Lita.

* LOVES SKITTLES, thus the name Skittles from Jeff

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Rei: ^_^

Rath: . Jeff and Adam will be getting together in the next chapter, so will Kit and Shane. Sorry that I kept talking about Kit. I wanted to give you info on her. I try to focus on Jeff and Adam, but I get distracted.

Rei: ^_^

Rath: Rawr!! Wats up with the '^_^'s?! Stop it!!

Rei: ^_^ I'm happy cuz I wrote about Jeff.

Rath: .

Rei: ^_^U ....and my face is stuck this way.

Rath: XD Just review, folks, just review.