Superman is Love, Superman is Life, a superman fanfic

Superman is Love, Superman is Life

A parody based on Shrek is Love, Shrek is life

RATED MA for MATURE AUDIENCE 18+

I was only nineteen years old

I loved Superman so much, I owned all the movies, video games (yes the games!) and merchandise

I pray to Superman every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

When I watched the death battle episode with him in there I chanted a mighty chant for him to win

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"Superman is love", I say, "Superman is life"

The bullies at school were such knobs they claimed their favorite character is much better than mine, one of them who is a Batman fanboy said (in a gravely Christin Bale voice); He can beat Superman cause he's Batman!

Then the bully who is a Goku fanboy claims (in a grating Toad from SMB voice); Goku can blow up da planets, your argument is invalid.

They were obviously jealous of my devotion to Superman

I called them a twat

Then I went back home to my room butt hurt as butt hurt can be.

I am angry now, because of those other non-superman fan boys' backlashing my butt love superman

I go into my bed and it is very cold

I feel a breeze moving towards me

I fell something touch me

Was it a bird?

Was it a plane?

It was Superman

I am sooooooooooooo happy, I jazzed my pants

He announced to me, "I am Shoopamahn!, they cahn all go schumck my dyhiuck!, cuzz I'm superman!"

He quickly flew off like a graceful swan, and then came back a second later with the Batman man and goku fan boy being impaled by his 12ft and 6 width schwang.

"They ahll schmucked my dyhiuck!" Superman gladly exclaimed

He grabs me with his powerful kryptonian hands and puts my mouth close to his big long kryptonite

I'm ready (and excited!)

He penetrates my mouth

It hurts so much, but I do it for Superman

I can feel my throat tearing as my eyes start to water and my dingeling started to jizz a mighty jizz

I push against his force

I want to please Superman, since all of those stupid fan boys underestimate our lord and savior Superman

He roars a mighty roar as he fills my mouth with his kryptonian love

Superman leaves through my window flying gracefully

Superman is love, Superman is life