Author's Note: This is crack. It's out of character. I know. It's supposed to be. xD Don't like, don't read. That easy. (:
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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. (: If I did, then there would be so much more slash in the manga. o; -drools-

"Lee! Look up and smile for the camera!" Maito Gai called out to his beloved protégé, aiming a small camera young Leaf-nin.
Rock Lee delivered a bright smile, wink, and thumbs up to Gai's eager camera, being blinded with each flash as his sensei's finger clicked the camera rapidly in a quick succession and his pearly white's shone brightly.

"Great job, Lee," Gai said, grinning at the green spandex-clad youth. "This'll do it for sure!"
"Thank you, Gai-sensei!" Lee cried as the two with almost identical outfits embraced lovingly.

"I know you can do it, Lee! Now all that's left to do is get these photos developed and mail 'em in!" Gai looked at the photos he just took via the 'review' button on his new digital camera.

Lee saluted and hurried off, soon returning with an envelope addressed to the 'Colgate Toothpaste Poster Boy' contest judges. Gai was already busily plugging his camera into a computer.

"Now, Lee, tell me how this contraption works," Gai said, staring cluelessly at the computer screen.

"Like this, sensei!" the enthusiastic boy grabbed the computer mouse and clicked away at several icons on the computer desktop as his teacher stared in awe.
"Amazing!" Gai whistled as the pictures transferred from the camera to the computer and popped up onto the monitor screen. "Now do we print them?"
"Yes," Lee said, clicking a small icon in the corner of the screen shaped like a miniature printer. "That's the print icon," he explained. "Whenever you want to print something, just look for this symbol."
"I see," Gai said, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. "What newfangled technology there is nowadays! How convenient!" He watched in amazement as the printer made gurgling noises before producing perfect print-outs of Lee's gorgeous photos.

Taking the photos, he slipped them in into the envelope Lee had brought and sealed it shut. "Now all that's left is to take these to the post office and mail them off! With your adorable looks, you're sure to become Colgate Toothpaste's newest posterboy."

Sensei and student beamed merrily at each other.