A Random Story

Naruto hummed happily to himself, it was a great day, the sky was bright blue, the birds were saying 'Bakabakahowdareyoueatmypie!' and a flying ice-cream truck with Spongebob in it landed on Kakashi's face.

Naruto turned the corner to find a raven-haired boy at the ramen stall, "Oi Sasuke! What the hell are you- Eh!" Naruto said, shocked as he noticed Sasuke was naked and, dun dun duuuun, eating Ramen.

"What is it Dobe!" Sasuke mumbled, face full of noodles, Naruto just stared and thought 'un…?'

Sasuke stopped eating and slapped himself around twenty times, snorted like a pig and then he poured the bowl of hot ramen onto his lap.

"Argh! It's hot!" Sasuke screamed, hopping up and down, he ran over to the bridge and leapt off it, even though the water was only 6 inches deep.

"Aaah." Sasuke said, steam rising out of the water.

"Sasuke? What the hell are you doing!"

Iruka came running past in a frilly pink dress, did the Macarena and threw Sasuke into a tree.

BOOM!

The tree fell down and Sasuke did too, Iruka screeched in triumph and pounded Gai sensei into the ground like an angry baboon.

"Oh! My rival!" Gai yelled pointing at Naruto, his face all smashed up and his teeth spread around like…um…butter.

"Wha! Me!" Naruto squeaked pointing at himself, Gai shook his head and ran into the ramen stall, where he belly-bounced the Ichikaru man in a sumo costume.

Sasuke started crying and ran over to Naruto, he fell on his knees and grabbed Naruto's hand.

"Will you marry me!" He asked biting the blonde's hand.

"Yeowch!" Naruto screamed, Sasuke fell asleep, arms clamped around Kakashi's fat arse.

"IchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIcha!" Kakashi growled, tearing his Icha book into pieces with his teeth.

He shook his ass and Sasuke flew off, onto Naruto, Sasuke woke up and groaned, he punched Kakashi right in the balls.

Kakashi fell to the floor crying, "IchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaArghBallsIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIchaIcha!"

And Sasuke and Naruto got married.

The End

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I was bored man! it's very random innit? Review please and check out ma other funny fics! o

Damn ruler thing still doesn't work!