Ain't That Unusual
Tamaki walked into the Third Music Room to see a very unusual sight.
"MINE!"
"NO MINE!"
"MINE!"
"NO MINE!"
Each twin had a hold on one of Kyouya's arms and were tugging furiously at him while the Ohtori boy's head flopped around like a rag doll's. As the twins pulled on Kyouya, they stretched his arms further and further until they were standing a good 20 feet apart, still shouting "MINE!" and "NO MINE!" alternately. Tamaki stepped forward, calmly, and said, "No…mine!!". And he jumped forth and seized Kyouya around the middle, snuggling him furiously.
The twins grew bored and dropped his arms, which were now ten feet long.
Tamaki was disappointed. On the bad side, Kyouya's arms were now ten feet long. On the bright side, Kyouya's arms were ten feet long. That could only mean one thing…
"Kyouya! You are Gumby!"
Gumby!Kyouya smacked Tamaki and cried, "No, you fool, I am Cye of the Torrent! Now come here, bad boy." Tamaki shivered. He decided that he liked Gumby!Kyouya…even though he apparently was now Cye of the Torrent.
Kyouya took advantage of his new arms and wrapped them around Tamaki three or four times until they were flush against each other. With his left hand he began untying Tamaki's shoelaces while he used his right hand to unscrew the lightbulbs from the ceiling.
"Why are you untying my shoelaces?" Tamaki asked, perplexed.
"It makes things easier," Kyouya replied shortly as he threw the lightbulbs into the potted plants.
Soon, Tamaki was trying to suck Kyouya's tongue out his mouth when Mori came and stood beside them. A train came whooshing out of his mouth and ran over the twins, who became graffiti drawings on the Third Music Room's walls.
"WOOOWOOOOO!" screamed the Mori Mouth Train as it derailed on the twins. Hunny the Hyperactive Kitten scampered in from outside with Haruhi, who had turned into a pigeon for some reason.
Tamaki scratched his head while he sucked on Kyouya's tongue. This really wasn't making any sense. He tried to ask Kyouya a question, but the outcome wasn't very pleasant. Oh well. Tamaki went back to enjoying himself.
He tried to say something, but all that came out was a massive yawn. Someone, maybe Mori, was trying to talk to him.
A bamboo tree sprouted out of Hikaru's left eye and grew until it had many branches. A bucket of water at the top poured, and the water flowed from bucket to bucket until…
Tamaki sat bolt upright in bed. He had just had the strangest dream he could ever recall having. Something about Kyouya being Gumby and a train…and then there was the water and Hikaru's left eye. He made it a resolution not to eat so many gummi worms before retiring to bed.
That day, Tamaki walked into the Third Music Room to see a very unusual sight…
Heheh…confused? Bamboozled? Does your brain hurt yet? I based this off of dreams that I have had before and obviously don't make any sense. It's not really supposed to be Kyouya/Tamaki, but it happened anyway…well their relationship in this fic could or could not be real, depending on your take, so don't flame me for the "pairing" or if this is an unpleasant surprise to you. It is, after all, just a dream….
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