I've never known a guy who thought of far too much,

Right, lets get things straight.  Are the gals really satisfied with their blokes or do they really wanna grab some others?  You decide!

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That don't impress me much!

Rinoa:  I've never known a guy who thought of far too much,

But if the wind changes then that frown will stay stuck!

You think you are so cool,

It almost makes me scream!

You're always makin' money, coz it shows on the screen!

Oh-oo-oh, you oughtta share that money!

Oh-oo-oh, coz I've got debts to pay!  But…

Okay, so you're Squall Leonhart.

That don't impress me much,

So you'll save my ass but still you won't hold me tight?

Now, don't get me wrong,

Yeah, I think you're alright,

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night!

That don't impress me much.

                      

Selphie:  I never knew a guy who winked at girls who pass on by,

And wake up real early just to check them out,

And Wella's Shock Waves gel in your hair oughtta lock it,

'Coz heaven forbid, your bangs'll fall outta place!

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're a Casanova coz

Okay, so you're Irvine Kinneas!

                           

That don't impress me much

So you're a young cowboy and you've got a gun?

Now don't get me wrong,

Yeah, I think you're gun's well big,

But that won't keep me happy 'til you find out how to use it!  (Author:  óh la la!)

That don't impress me much.

Yeah!

Quistis:  You're one of those guys who likes to shine up his blade,

You make me bow down and praise you for catching a fish?!

It's hard to believe you now own that dog from Dollet,

Come on darlin' tell me, WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special,

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're well 'ard coz

Okay, so you're Seifer Almasy!

Well, that don't impress me much.

So ya think you're tough

But have you got the touch?

Now don't get me wrong,

Yeah, I think you're a good trip,

But I will teach you to obey me at the snap of my whip!

All girls: That don't impress us much,

So you think y'all smooth,

But y'all gonna lose!

Now don't get us wrong,

Yeah we think y'all real dudes,

But how're you gonna pay for…

Selphie:  My hair gel!

Quistis:  My whips!!

Rinoa:  Angelo's vaccines!!  (Author:  Vaccines?!  You claimed yourself to be an independent woman a while back!  Go get a job, scrubbin' the toilets in Garden!)

All:  THAT DON'T IMPRESS US MUCH!!!!!!

Author:  Say it sistas!!!!

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