Ukraine entered the bedroom that night. "H-Honey? I want to try something new..."
Canada looked up from his book. "Something... in bed?"
"Y-Yes..." she stammered.
Canada grew a little uncomfortable. "You know I don't like all these weird fetishes of yours..."
Ukraine entered the room and sat on the bed, next to Mattie. "But this one is gonna be REALLLLLY fun!"
Canada hesitated for a moment. "...Fine."
Ukraine and Canada both stripped their clothes.
Canada was again amazed at how large his wife's BEWBS were.
"Oh Nikita... they are so beautiful!"
Ukraine went over to the bed and took the sheet off. Because it would be awkward if one of them was stuck suffocating under the covers.
Canada got on the bed
*WARNING GONNA START INSERTING VAGINAS AND PENISES IN THE LANGUAGE NOW*
*JUST TO MAKE IT MORE AWKWARD*
Canada went over his wife in that 69 position. He licked her vagina It tasted like asparagus.
Eww.
Ukraine SENSUALLY touched Mattie's penis. It was soooo MANLEH! She loved manleh men. She put her mouth around his penis. She squeezed his balls. And bit them. They were so hairryyyy.
He moaned.
Ukraine started grinding away on Canada.
She threw her head back: THIS WAS THE BEST PART!
*ORGASM!*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed in pleasure.
Canada felt left out. HE wasn't getting an orgasm.
Canada didn't want to admit it, but although her boobs were ginormous, she could not satisfy him.
MEANING HER VAGINA SUX.
"AHHHHHHHHH" shrieked Ukraine
SUDDELY! Peter barged into the room. "Ukraine! Is something wrong?"
Then he realized what his eyes were seeing.
"MATTHEW! HOW CAN YOU CHEAT ON ME LIKE THIS! I HATE YOU!"
Peter ran away in tears. "I TRUSTED YOU MATTIE!
Matthew got up. "Peter! Wait! This isn't what it looks like!"
Ukraine's mouth reluctantly let go of Mattie's penis. "Mattie? What was Peter doing here?
"Oh! Um, nothing dear!"
"Did he say cheat?" Ukraine was very confused.
"He didn't! I didn't cheat on anyone!"
Ukraine was starting to piece things together. "You... you cheated on me with Peter! How could you! He's like 5 and a little boy!"
Mattie looked at the floor. "I... I also have fetishes..."
Ukraine gasped!
"Mattie! How could you! I am your wife!" Ukraine shouted. But Matthew had already left.
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