Disclaimer: As usual, standard disclaimers applies, I got nothing to do with any characters from Kim Possible series, I do own KISH though and since this is a revamp of the old BABY 101, a lot of you probably had an idea who she was and how her name came to be.

A/N: Thank you all for the support with BABY 101, I think I have come to a road block with the old one and some new plots entered my head but the new plots also have the need to change the beginning, plus I think I made some progress with my grammar so maybe this revamp would be better than the first one.

Special note: Philippines uses the American English spelling on almost all English words, but most people know the difference between the British spelling against the American ones, but while writing we still uses the American spelling, like we use color instead of colour or flavor instead of flavour, so forgive that part of the writing technique. As a warning, this story has a lesbian themed plot, so if you are averse to such stories, this is not for you so get out, this is rated T, so don't expect mature rating themes. Language can be crude most of the time (well if there's Shego there should be some crude language thrown in right?).

BABY 101

Chapter 1: Introduction

"FUUUULLLLYYYYY!"

I heard one of the staff nurse of the delivery room shout as a gurney was hurriedly pushed inside the sterile area of the large delivery suite. I raised my head to follow the whereabouts of the said gurney but my head was pushed back to its original position. I looked at the chubby lady doctor beside me who has her hand on top of my bulged abdomen. "What's a fully?" I asked. Well I was bored…I've been here for about 3 hours doing nothing! I can't even bring my book inside.

"It means that woman is fully dilated. You know how medical people like to shorten short phrases and make it look like medical jargons."

I smirked, I have not met anyone who would openly mock their profession of choice yet…well not even I do that, I at least try to appreciate my villainous profession even for just a little bit, but this doctor… "You do realize you're a doctor right?"

She looked at me and shrugged her shoulders before smiling at me as if she was the most angelic person on earth, "If I'll pass the physician licensure exam, yeah."

I nodded my head, "So what are you?"

"The last I check I was a human being," She said trying to hide her grin

"You're lucky you are in a hospital you know that? Now that I know that you're not a doctor and that you're not the one to help me here, I could just strangle you or just burn you until you die."

She patted my belly, "Well, until your OBGYNE comes, I'll be the one helping you out and relaying to her what is happening to you, so until then, you can't kill me." She told me still smiling.

I frowned at her and my frown deepened when I felt a slight pain on my belly.

"Contracting?"

"Isn't it obvious?"

She shook her head no, "Most women here would be gripping my hand so tight at this stage of labor." She said before writing on a piece of paper.

"I hope you're not sending some negative reports to your boss,"

She laughed and her boisterous laugh was…let me use their medical jargon here…contagious, I have to laugh with her. "Nah, I don't send reports, my boss as you fondly call her just calls from time to time and ask me about your vitals, your baby's vitals, dilation, effacement…"

"Okay enough with the jargons, so you haven't answered my question, what are you seriously?"

"I'm serious though, I was human last I check, but to humor you, I'm a medical intern. I'll get my MD status when I graduate and get my diploma, and I'll be a 'working' doctor once I get my license, capisce?"

I nodded and then there was silence

"So what is your name? I think it is unfair that you know my name and I don't know yours and we are trading quips here and there,"

"Most of my friends call me Cla-cla, my family calls me a more feminine nick name which I will not tell you, and here at work? They call me Clarissa so you can choose the first or the last."

"How about I choose Claire?" A grin crawled on my face when I saw her looked at me as if she was ready to open my belly and took my baby off me without anesthesia, "So did I just hit the bull's eye?"

"I might just give a negative report to my boss,"

"Cla-cla it is then."

Silence which was broken by a nurse coming to her side, she whispered something to her in a language very foreign to me before she left a piece of paper in three colors and leave us again. I looked at it and she showed it to me. Birth Notification Record, it says.

"Do you want me to write for you? The nurses wanted to get through with the paper works plus I think after you give birth, you would have to sign more papers."

"Sure, I'll let you write for me."

So she started writing all the details that was in my medical file that was needed as well and she stopped when she arrived to the parental part. "So what's the daddy's name?"

"None,"

She looked at me but not with an astonished expression, but instead she looked at me like she understood my situation; a different situation though, something she purged in her head, not the real one. "I see,"

"No you don't,"

"Look, you don't have to be embarrassed about being a single mom, it's very common now, I have a cousin who was a single mother…"

"I'm not embarrassed; it's just that what you were thinking was wrong."

"So you're married and you are in the process of divorce?"

I sighed in exasperation, "I'm not married and this child has no father."

"Huh?"

"The child got two mommies,"

"Ohhhh…" she smiled genuinely but I still know she didn't get what I mean, but I still want to make fun of her."You know I do want to have that too in the future, if I'd get a girlfriend willing to build a family with me. I'll probably ask my brother to donate!"

I laughed and she looked at me quizzically, "I don't think there's any scenario you can think of at the moment that will exactly say what really happened and that will answer the question in that papers."

She looked at me as if I grew another head on my shoulder, "So what?"

"You won't believe me so I'd rather not say and leave the father question blank."

"Why don't you try telling me first?"

"Nosy aren't you?"

She looked at me embarrassed and she just bit her lower lip. She looked down and started writing on another part of the birth notification questionnaire. I took a deep breath then smiled at her, "But since I really got nothing to do and it seems it's gonna take me forever to go into full labor, then I won't mind telling you, just promise me one thing?"

I smiled when she looked at me as if she was a child begging for cookies, "What?"

I smirked, "Anything you hear from this point forward shall stay between the two of us, promise me,"

"I promise," she replied while raising one hand in the air while leaving one hand on my belly,

"Okay…"

-KSKSKSKSKS-

(Flash back)

The look on Kim Possible's face were that of shock and aghast. Not even Shego's feeling when she declared her hatred towards the green skinned female during that Diablo incident that was perpetuated by Dr. Drakken can compare to how the green skinned female felt at the moment.

It had been a year after Kim Possible's graduation, one year after the failed attempt of the Lorwadians to take over the Earth, less than a year when Team Possible broke up since the so called match made in heaven fell apart. Shego, by now a retired villainess took the opportunity to face up with her feelings for the red headed heroine.

It wasn't the word of rejection that had hurt Shego deep, but it was the look on the red head's face that says how her being gay and having this unlikely feeling for the red head was sick and wrong…like the older woman was nothing but an abomination. That stung deep and the lack of words from the red head just drove the green skinned woman to madness that she decided retiring was so over-rated.

Shego came rushing to Dr. Drakken's newest lair that had not been used for any nefarious plans as of the moment, she had the intent of bringing the lair into chaos because right now she has all the intention to make Drakken move his ass and do something to take over the world…and she will be a very active part of this plan. She went directly to the mad scientist's command console but didn't found him there, she frowned and thought of where he could be at the moment; she knew that the doctor hasn't been in this lair's laboratory since he has no use of it while he was retired but there was this nagging feeling at the back of her head that tells her to go look at the lab to find her employer.

Since Shego's instinct had never failed yet, she moved to where it's dictating her to go. She found herself in front of the closed laboratory door and stopped. She was about to turn away from the said room after sometime of thinking when she heard giggling noises inside. Okay, it's not unusual for Dr. D to giggle because of his childish ways most of the time, but it's not the mad scientist's giggling that warned her that something was wrong, it was him giggling with another inside, and from how the "other" person purrs the name drewbie she could bet her ass that the doctor is with no other than DNAmy…and Dr. D plus DNAmy doesn't bode well.

Unless of course they were doing something rated M inside which actually gave the green skinned woman goosebumps and the feeling of vomiting, but she steadied herself and without warning let herself in…

(End Flash back)

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"Wait a minute, are you talking about how you got pregnant or are you talking about someone else getting pregnant? Or are we even talking about the ABC's of getting pregnant?"

I looked at the intern beside me with my eyes bearing a warning expression, she just shrugged her shoulders at me though; this woman is tough…maybe being threatened by a pregnant woman who is on the verge of giving birth cancels the dangerous undertone? "Do you want to know or not?"

"Go on?"

KSKSKSKSKS

(Flash back cont.)

Shego's attempt to give her boss a lecture regarding teaming up with crazy villains was stuck in her throat when she saw a large glass tube containing green colored liquid and inside was some growing mass connected to a tube which the green skinned woman deduced to contain blood since the tube was colored red inside despite the green background of the liquid. The sudden realization that her employer was actually cloning her and with the help of DNAmy sparks anger inside her, she started moving forward with a different purpose from before she came, she was ready to incinerate the whole damn laboratory. NO ONE CLONES SHEGO AND LIVE TO TELL THE TALE!

(End flashback)

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"Incinerate? You didn't even have a lighter or a match with you!"

"I only need me to do that," I watched her face transform from disbelief to challenge so what was I to do? I raise one hand and ignited it. She jerked back a little and her face paled for a while, but that "seconds" of fright was enough to give me enjoyment despite my current situation.

"You're not supposed to do that," she said frowning

"You look like someone who wants a challenge in life,"

"You think this body of mine needs challenge? I got hypertension and that kind of challenge just screams STROKE to me, so next time…please give a warning before doing that."

"You want a next time?"

Her frown deepened, "No,"

"Just as I thought," I took a deep breath when I felt a contraction came. I let her finish writing first on her paper before I once again speak, "So you want me to continue?"

"Of course, I'm not stupid to let you start a good story and then stop you from finishing it."

"Well from the way you interrupt me every time…"

"Readers and listeners are curious people so sue me!"

"Whatever…so to continue,"

KSKSKSKSKSKS

(Flashback cont.)

"AH!" Dr. Drakken screamed as soon as he saw the green skinned woman step closer to them. DNAmy had the brain to hide behind the glass tube but the blue skinned retired megalomaniac just screamed on his place like a banshee, and his scream notched up an octave higher when the livid villainess pulled at his collar and lifted him up from the ground, "She…ack…go…you are…ack…strangling…ack…"

"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you right now after cloning me!" Shego asked angrily and then she shook her employer like a toy,

"We are…ack…not…cloning…ackkk…SHEGO! We are not cloning you!" the blue skinned employer finally said which caused Shego to frown and drop the man on the ground eliciting a loud "aw" from the fallen guy.

"If that," Shego said pointing to the growing mass, "…isn't cloning me, than what is that?"

Here Dr. Drakken made a loud gulping sound followed by a loud "eeep" from the fat geneticist, "It's not…"

Shego looked at Drakken in disbelief before menacingly focusing her eyes on the hiding evil cohort, "Then what?"

"Actually…actually…"

"I don't have all day Dr. D,"

"It's the product of genetic engineering!"

Shego looked unaffected, "Explain to me that…"

Drakken looked at DNAmy who showed herself and happily explained, "Well it's just a little bit of blood here added to a little bit of blood there…"

(End of Flashback)

KSKSKSKSKS

"Let me guess…the explanation was much more complicated than that?"

"You can't expect me to actually get every sentence right, she lost me the moment she said the word haplotype,"

"Oh…I see… and that's after how many words from the start?"

I am well overdue with keeping myself from plasma firing people, once I delivered; this intern will be ASH, "Anyway,"

KSKSKSKSKS

(Flashback cont.)

"WHAT?" Shego thought she saw smoke came out from her nose, "You are telling me that this," she once again pointed a finger at the mass, "Is the product of you two tinkering on my blood?"

The two evil geniuses nodded their head

"Why?" Shego forced herself to calm down because as she can see, it's not gonna help her understand the situation at the moment,

"You see I was not busy with any evil schemes so I just went on doing on something since I missed working on plans, and I was able to build this container, it's a simulation of a human uterus and…I mean why build something and not use it right?" Drakken explained in his most pitiful voice.

"You shouldn't have built it in the first place!" Shego roared

"But it's there already! Once I got the blue prints printed out, I thought it would be great plus I'm sure I could help the world with it!" Drakken said whining,

"Stop that Dr. D, I am not in the mood to see you whine like a brat!" Shego held the bridge of her nose with her fingers, "From what DNAmy told me, this mass you are doing then is not just my blood, because really if this is cloning I am going to forget my promise not to kill anyone, she said she mixed two kinds of blood into some dna-less mass, so whose blood did you use other than mine?" Shego closed her eyes and hope to the highest power that the doctor didn't use his or use DNAmy for this plan because to quote Stoppable, that would be sick and wrong.

Here the two geniuses looked each other before looking at the green skinned woman,

"WHO…"

"Kim Possible!" Drakken and DNAmy replied together,

Shego's eyes widened and her basic instinct caused her to once again grab the blue skinned man and shove him hard on the wall while being lifted off the ground, "What the fuck Dr. D! Where the hell did you get Kim Possible's blood!" Shego's eyes were blazing with anger,

"I…I told one henchman to get some sample from the Middleton Hospital!"

Silence

"SHEEEGO, let me down please you're hurting me!"

"Tell me…what will happen to this mass?" Drakken paled more and DNAmy started stepping backward, "I hate repeating my question, WHAT. WILL. HAPPEN. TO. THIS. MASS!"

"It will become a baby!" DNAmy replied hurriedly before ducking under a large console

Shego looked at the blue skinned doctor angrily, "You did that?" he nodded his head fast, "Without consent…why not rape Kim Possible as well?" Shego said while her hands started powering up

"SHEGO…your hands…"

"I'm going to burn you crisp…"

"NO!" DNAmy shouted while showing her head out of the console, "I'll stop the machine! I'll break it and everything will stop, all of this will be gone in about an hour or so…"

Shego stopped.

(End Flashback)

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"That mass you were talking about is already a living being…you let them?"

I took a deep breath, "How the heck did you think I become pregnant?"

"Huh?"

"Well I can't let them just blow the tube off, it's like me telling them to abort a child, and it was mine and Kim's, so…"

"What did you do?" I winced before answering because I had another contraction

"They said if they stop the machine the mass will die, and I can't let them put up the machine for long since every lair owned by the doctor is under surveillance by GJ, so sooner or later they will see the tube and may either unplug it or take it and raise the kid on theor own, that's my kid, I won't let them…"

"And?"

"I'm not even sure if I can get pregnant the normal way, so DNAmy proposed that she could transfer the fetus inside me that way, it will be safer and out of GJ's reach."

"Plus you'll have your own little Kim Possible with you," The intern smiled and that also made me smile."

"Fuck…I just had a contraction! Why was I getting another?"

"Wait for a while," Cla-cla went out and when she got back, she was wearing a sterile gloves. She did an IE as she calls it and then smiled at me, "It seems your own Kim Possible decided to keep you company already,"

"What?"

"You're fully all of a sudden and your baby is at station + 2 which means we have to transfer you to the delivery table,"

"You're serious?"

"As a heart attack," She smiled, "I'll go get your OBGYNE,"

Another contraction hit and I felt my bag finally broke, "Fuck…you better hurry!"

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30 minutes of gut ripping pain and silent screams, Cla-cla the intern finally transferred to my arm an 8 pound baby girl with red hair that reminds me of this miracle's other mother, with an APGAR score of 10, almost perfect SCREEM score and length of 21 inches. She was perfect…I was given a perfect little angel

"Welcome to the world Kish," I heard Cla-cla say

"Kish?"

"Well if you put Kim and Sheryl together….you know how in it is to combine two names now a days, like YORI for Yoko and Midori…"

"Okay-okay I get it!"

"What? It's cute!"

"Cute my ass!"

"Don't curse in front of the baby!"

"She's newly born, she can't hear yet…"

"Yes she can and we can too…" That was the OBGYNE, not Cla-cla anymore.

It was a roller coaster ride but having this little bundle in my arms right now was worth all the pains I suffered for the last 7 months.

-End Chapter 1-

A/N: I think the old version has Kim's POV in the first chapter so here there's only Shego, and I think this was way longer than the first chapter of the first one, and there's more interaction between Shego and the intern. So yeah Cla-cla is an original character supposed to be, lol.