This is a short crack fic. based off a picture one of my friends showed me. Hope you enjoy!
It was the middle of the morning and our favorite little idiots---scuse me, ninjas were waiting for their perverted (scratch that) sensei….as per usual. After a while, Naruto got bored. This is what he did:
Stupidly, Naruto poked Sasuke on the shoulder; who turned and shot him a slight death glare.
"Hey Sasuke!" Naruto piped.
"…What?" Naruto reached up and quickly swiped his hand across Sasuke's face.
"I got your nose!" Sasuke started to freak out. He reached up and put his hands over his nose.
"OMG!!! MY NOSE! MY BEAUTIFUL NOSE! WHAT'D YOU DO WITH IT?!" Both Naruto and Sakura sweat dropped.
"Uh, dude? That's the oldest trick in the book." Naruto stated. Sasuke quickly grabbed his stuff and ran away.
"I NEED A MIRROR! NO! A PLASTIC SURGEON! TSUNADE!" He screamed while running toward her office.
And I seriously like this guy?! Sakura thought to herself.
THE END!
Short, sweet, and to the point. REVIEW!