A/N: Hey guys! I'm sorry if this fic makes no sense. It will once as it progresses, I assure you. Basically, I want this to be a light-hearted fic. A bit of fun. I don't mind constructive criticism, but out-right flaming… don't even go there. I'd love a review (as always, who wouldn't) And I'd like you to enjoy this fic.

Bon appetite.

Disclaimer: If I owned Alex Rider, Yassen would still be alive. If I owned Alex Rider, I would be a 52 year-old called Anthony Horrowitz. If I was Anthony Horrowitz, my dog would have it's name changed after I've written a book. AKA: I don't own Alex Rider. (has anyone noticed that Anthony's dog has a name change after every book. Once it was Loony, then it was Lucky, then it was Bucky, and so on….)

"Hee hee, look, a canary!" Alex squeaked, pointing a finger at the yellow bird in the cage. Tom glared at his friend, then turned to his other friends. "Who the Fuck gave Alex red bull?" He commanded. K-unit looked guiltily at each other, remaining silent. "Whoever did, I swear to God you will not wake up tomorrow." Tom fumed. "Woof, woof, I'm a canary!" Alex yelled excitedly, waving his arms in great big swimming motions. Tom slammed his head repeatedly on the wall. "Someone strangle it before it drives me insane!" Tom cried, half-sobbing. Fox glanced in Snake's direction, giving him a: 'Did you do it?' expression. Snake shook his head, returning the expression. Snake looked at Bear, "What shall we do?" He whispered. Bear looked at Wolf. Wolf smirked, wolfishly. He gestured with his hand for them all to come round in a circle. He started whispering. Fox grinned Foxily, Bear gleamed bearishly, Snake smiled… snakeishly and Wolf smirked, wolfishly. Eagle just laughed like a maniac and drooled.

Tom was glaring at the empty can of red bull on the floor. "Damn you Red bull." He spat, ignoring Alex's impression of a canary. "Guy's, why isn't Alex dead on the floor yet? I told you to- guys? Guys?" Tom looked up. K-unit were gone. "What the? Alex, where are K-unit?"

Alex stopped being a canary and looked at Tom. "Catfish potato banana ninja." Alex said. "What?" Tom said, confused. "Catfish potato-"

"For God's sake! Where are they?" Tom roared, frustrated. "Catfish potato ninja banana world?" Alex said weakly. Tom glared. Alex ignored the murderous look on Tom's face and started singing.

"Profiteroles!

Are all you need!

Profiteroles!

So chocolaty!"

A/N: That's right guys. The hunt for K-unit is now on! Who gave Alex Red bull? Where are K-unit? Will anyone else join the party? Will Tom find the mysterious Catfish potato banana ninja? Or will Alex find more Red bull? Leave a review and give your answer. (yes, the future of this story is up to you. All you have to do is REVIEW!) Thanks guys.

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