*AN: Merry Christmas! I know it's... twenty minutes late. So sue me. At least I did SOMETHING.*
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid and Dander... Dander? Like the dead skin? Or is it Donder? Well, whatever. *ahem*
But do you recall...
The greenest Stantler of all? *ridiculously elongated note*
Steven the shiny Stantler! (Stantler!)
Had a really rockin' bod (he was chiseled!)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You would even say he's hot (he melts the snow!)
All of the girl Stantler (Stantler)
Used to say suggestive things (Senor Sexy Hooves!)
They were always fighting (fighting)
Over who got to be his mate! (like wife, ya know?)
Then one awful Christmas Eve
Steven had to say
"Look ladies, I know this sucks
But I'm really into bucks"
Then all the does lamented (mented!)
And wept so miserably! (it was shameful!)
Steven, he got with Rudolph (Rudolph)
And they made gay babies! (awkward silence!)
...