This is a really short story about the three sennin. My little brother and I made it up one day when we were bored. I think the boredom shows through a little….
Here's the disclaimer: I do not own any of the Naruto characters. Got it? Good.
One day the three sennin, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and Tsunade were standing around talking about Sennin stuff when a ninja from the Hidden Rain Village named Moe approached them.
"Hey you guys are the legendary Sennin, right?" Moe asked them.
"Why yes we are young man," replied Jiraiya.
"Cool! You guys all have a special summon right? What are they? I always forget," Moe asked a little embarrassed.
"Well, I summon toads," replied Jiraiya, "Big toads, little toads, tadpoles, whatever I so please!"
Tsunade punched Jiraiya on the head for going overboard on the toad thing while Orochimaru told Moe, "I summon snakes. Unlike Jiraiya all of mine are large because I believe that you can never have too much power. Some are meaner than others though," he added as an afterthought.
"Oh okay. So, Tsunade, what is your special summoning?" Moe asked starting to feel a little weirded out by this group of ninjas.
"I can summon a slug by the name of Katsuya (author's note: if it's spelled incorrectly I'm sorry)."
"Ugh, I hate slugs they give me the creeps!" Moe exclaimed without thinking.
"Me too! The way that they're so slimy and everything, it just grosses me out!" Orochimaru said agreeing with Moe.
"What did you say?!" Tsunade yelled growing larger as only an anime character can when they become extremely angry.
"Um, we were just saying that, uh, how much we love slugs. And complementing you on your choice of summons," Orochimaru quickly said looking for an escape as Moe and Jiraiya cowered behind the snake man casting frighten glances toward Tsunade.
"Hm. That's what I thought," Tsunade said skeptically.
"Look I'll prove it," said Jiraiya crawling from behind Orochimaru. He grabbed a slug that was sitting on a nearby plant and started to pet it. Orochimaru and Moe joined him pasting smiles on their faces that looked a bit like the ones that you may find on a jack-o-latern.
Tsunade then turned around to leave saying good bye as she heard Shizune calling her name.
The moment Tsunade turned around, the three boys started tossing the slug back and forth like they were playing hot potato. Orochimaru dropped the slug and stomped on it; Tsunade spun around and punched Orochimaru in the face. Jiraiya and Moe watched in horror as Tsunade cleaned Orochimaru's clock and tried very hard to figure out how she could have heard anything from 6 yards away.
"So, uh, where were we?" Tsunade asked as if nothing was wrong.
"I, uh, gotta go," Moe stuttered backing away fearfully.
"Yeah, me too," Jiraiya agreed, "I have to go, um, fold my socks!"
"See ya around Tsunade!" Moe called running towards his house.
"….Jiraiya doesn't wear socks…" Tsunade thought to herself, "Oh well."
Yeah like I said, we were bored.