Man, why can't I ever make a story not including Jericho? Oh yeah, I'm all over Chris Jericho like a fat kid on a cupcake... Well anyway, I don't own anyone here (sighs.. Why can't I!) except Vanessa. Erin and Dreama own themselves and the rest are owned by WWE. I also do not own the first 11 words in the beginning of this story. That goes to Bon Jovi. Damn I LOVE them, anyway, on with the story!
"Can I be happy now? Can I let my breath out?"
Waking up groggily I grabbed my phone off the desk and glanced at the caller ID.
'Dreama'
'Hey it's Dreama!' I thought. Sliding my phone up and sitting upright I said "Hey!"
"Hey V! Whatcha doing?" Dreama asked from the other side.
"Shoving some salad into Jericho's mouth again. No, I'm kidding. Just catching some Z's. You?" I answered chuckling.
"Well wake up girl! Come with me to go fishing!" she said excited.
"Sure. Can someone else and the other weirdos in this house come too?" I asked fully awake and getting up.
"Sure! I'll see you guys say 10'ish?"
"KK laters Dreama!" I said happily.
"Bye girl! Oh, and try not to make any salad this time." Dreama said sternly.
"Fine.." I answered back pouting. Ending the phone conversation, I changed and woke up almost everyone in the house except for those who were already wake.
Then, I called my other friend Erin and asked if she was coming along.
"Is Wade going too?" she asked hopeful.
"No, I grounded him and locked him in the basement for punishment." I joked.
"You did what to him? You're going to kill him down there!" Erin shouted into the phone.
"Sheesh! I'm kidding. He's coming along too." I said.
"YES! I'm coming over soon! Can't wait to see Wade! Well, you too. You know what I mean haha!" Laughing, I told her "Alright, see you later. I still got to go wake up Mr. 'Best in the world at what he does.'"
Sliding my phone back into my pocket, I slid down the railing of the stairs, ran to Chris's beaten door at the end of the hall and knocked on his door.
"Wake up sleepyhead!" I shouted.
"No! the Sexy Beast needs his beauty sleep. Now leave me in peace." Chris grumbled loud enough for me to hear. I hate that about Chris. He can never listen or obey anyone. Why can't he be like others and not be stubborn?
Sighing, I walked toward the kitchen.
"Excuse me Stephen." I said reaching under the sink and getting out a bucket.
"Ooh, who's getting the bucket this time?" Sheamus asked moving away from the sink so I could put the bucket in and fill it with water.
"Chris. He's not listening AGAIN!" I complained turning off the faucet once the bucket was filled up as high as it can go.
"When will the lad ever learn?" he said shaking his head and continuing to clean the dishes.
I shrugged. Then, heading back to Chris's room once again with the bucket that weighed almost a ton, I twisted the knob of Jericho's room and stood above him.
"This is for your own good.." I said and tipped the bucket over his head pouring all of the water on him like a waterfall or the Niagara Falls.
"What the hell!" Chris shouted fully awake, wet and fuming.
"Oh good, you're awake. Now get up and get ready. We're going fishing." I said putting the water bucket down and turning on the lights.
"I'm going to get you for this Vanessa! This I swear!" Chris yelled furious.
"I'm sooo scared." I answered back sarcastically and closed the door laughing.
Sitting down at the kitchen table with still about an hour to kill before Dreama and Erin came, I grabbed a bowl of cereal and munched on it slowly listening to the loud 'crunches' as my jaw smashed the pieces of cereal together.
"'Sup V? Whatcha eating?" Adam (aka Edge) asked sitting down across from me. I admit, I don't like him that much but sometimes he makes me want to hug him.
"Eating. Want some?" I said offering him some grub.
"Sure. I'm starved." he said grabbing a bowl, dumping in some cereal and pouring the milk in slowly as if the bowl would explode if he put it in too fast.
"Just to be on the safe side. Don't want to spill it." he assured me noticing that I was staring at him.
"Dude! Look! It's a sign!" Adam shouted standing up and pointing into his bowl. "See Vanessa? Don't you see it? It says 'ooooooooooo' Am I right?"
"That's because they are Cheerios Adam.." I said nonchalantly taking another spoonful of my breakfast.
"Nu-uh! It's a sign!" he argued. "Maybe it means that aliens are going to abduct me and I should hide! Oh my gosh.. Where do I hide!"
Sighing I told Adam that he's being ridiculous. That there are no aliens trying to take him off the planet and eat him or whatever they wanted to do. As everyone else, he was oblivious to my lecture to him and kept on yelling and shouting where he was supposed to go to stay away from the aliens.
"I got it! I'll hide in the closet. V, I need you to lock the closet so they'll have a harder time to get to me! I'm such a genius aren't I? Nevermind, TO THE CLOSET!" Adam exclaimed grabbing my arm and making me grab the keys to the closet. Once he got in, I locked the door securely and threw the keys to the side.
I looked at the time to see how long we still got until Dreama and Erin arrived. SHIT! 10 minutes?
"Guys! Get ready! We only have like ten minutes till we go!" I announced to everyone in the household.
5 minutes later with some fishing poles, some bait, and a few bags of chips (Jericho refused to eat something healthy over there) we threw our stuff in the cars and took a head-count to see if everyone was here.
Jericho- check.
Sheamus- check.
Justin, Skip, Heath, Tarver, David- check.
Dreama- check.
Chavo- check.
Cena- check.
Triple Nose, I mean Hunter- check.
Randy, Ted, Cody- check.
"All right, I think that's every- wait, where's Erin and Wade?" I asked noticing the absence of the two.
"Uhh.. I think they're in the car.." Cena pointed out awkwardly.
"Oh.. Ok then.. Now I think that's everyone. Let's go!"
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"Uh.. Hello! Where is everyone? I can't hear anything. And it's dark in here!"
Oops, looks like we did forget someone. Poor Adam..
Well, this story is going to have a few chapters.
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