Wendy O. watched Roy and Morton Jr. wrestle from her doorway. The two bulky Koopas bashed one another senselessly, as Larry cheated Lemmy and Iggy out of their money on bets. "I say, Roy will win!" Iggy betted, then added feebly, "Only because he'll pummel me if I don't…"
"No way!" argued Lemmy, dropping ten gold coins in a "Morton Jr." pouch, held by Larry. "Morton's annoying-ness will drive Roy insane so he forfeits!"
Wendy cringed. If only one of her brothers would volunteer to braid her hidden auburn hair. Or maybe act as dainty and cute as Bowser Jr. Wendy looked over at the baby's bedroom door. Quiet as a mouse, Wendy thought, grimacing. Perhaps one day her brothers would loosen their fighting fists and relax and chat with her. But, Wendy shuddered at what that could mean.
The only daughter and sister slowly headed back into her pinky, frilly room. Stuffed dolls and Yoshis lay on a bookshelf. Her diary was compressed by a cotton red Yoshi in chocolate boots. A large magenta loveseat sat in a corner and the rest of her room was in pink, packed with beautiful furniture. The koopaling slumped down in a puce-ish, pinky chair with a luxurious cushion. She seized a "Koopa Chic" magazine. It was her father, Bowser's job to deliver the magazines in her room; this was a recent one. The Top Article (her favorite section) was titled "Your Soul Mate".
Curious, Wendy began to read. It was written by her favorite article writer, Meghan Koopington.
It can be totally hard finding a soul mate for a girl surrounded by guys all day! So, here's how:
Step, like One: Search your family and friends for girls
Step, for sure like totally, Two: Ask each girl these questions on the next step
Step Three, OMG!: Favorite Food? Favorite Color? Favorite Flavor of Lip Gloss? Favorite Hair Accessory? Favorite Movie?
Step Four: Compare the answers between you and the girls
Step Five: Who has answers similar to you? The girl w/the most is your soul mate!
Ta-ta, girls! Maybe you can find your perfect match! ;D
Meghan
Excited, Wendy grasped the magazine and dashed out her room. The only computer was the one in Lemmy and Iggy's room. As Lemmy took the money from Iggy's betted pouch, Wendy shouted, "Can I use your guys' computer?"
Iggy stared. Lemmy lifted money into a sack and said, "Sure."
Wendy squealed, "Thank you! Thank you! Now I can find my soul mate!"
She pranced into the room and smacked the power button. When she finally got up her Kmail (Koopa Mail) account and checked through her contacts, she found three contacts for girls: Her friend Ally, CasmFire (me, ho ho!), and Susan B. Koopa. Wendy gaped at it. She only knew three other girls? Well, there was Marie Koopara, but they were enemies.
Crestfallen, Wendy sent the e-mails asking each question. When Wendy clicked Send-Receive, CasmFire's reply popped up. That computer freak, Wendy thought. It turned out, as Wendy expected the answers were way too different for her. She pinched up her lips. Then, Ally's reply popped up as well as Susan's. The girl Koopa was crestfallen to find that Ally's only matched three. Her only chance was Susan B. Wendy covered her eyes as she clicked the message.
Susan B. and Wendy O.'s answers matched perfectly each time.