Random Drabbles: Death Note Edition

by RandomYuuProductions

What were we thinking? That's the problem. We weren't. So as a result, we are now left with a series of short drabbles we created by a"Drabble Generator." We put in some words and people, and these are the stories of Death Note that were created!

1. The Adventure Of The Matsuda

The Adventure Of The Matsuda

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Yay! Here are a few Random Drabbles: Death Note Edition!

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Light and L were out for a disturbing Valentine's walk on the bed. As they went, L rested his hand on Light's penis. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so morbid, Light was filled with sexy dread.

"Do you suppose it's stalkish here?" he asked insanely.

"You insane silly," L said, tickling Light with his frying pan. "It's completely lusty."

Just then, a crappy Matsuda leapt out from behind a cat and slapped L in the vagina. "Aaargh!" L screamed.

Things looked stupidious. But Light, although he was neon green, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a butt and, like a speckle of dust that you see out of the corner of your eye, beat the Matsuda garishly until it ran off. "That will teach you to slap innocent people."

Then he clasped L close. L was bleeding disturbingly. "My darling," Light said, and pressed his lips to L's head.

"I love you," L said sexily, and expired in Light's arms.