Imagine one morning you wake up to your worst nightmare.
Flips to channel 76. Sees fuzzy screen.
"Oh no. No, oh God no. No, no, no." Slams on cable box.
"Mija! Stop screaming, it's seven thirty!"
"Ma, call the Cable people, Boomerang is out!"
"Gabs, shut up!"
You cant watch your favorite morning cartoons.
"Ma'am, I'll need you to calm dow. We'll have a technician out to you in two days."
"And you want me to calm down? Bugs Bunny is saying his catch phrase by now. I'm a troubled nineteen year old with work in an hour so I can move out of my mother's house. I'm paying for school books and afterschool tutoring, a scholarship only pays for so much, asshole. Two days is unacceptable! So send that techinician on Marvin's spaceship or whatever the hell you have to do to get them here faster or I'll Yosemide Sam your asses, I swear on Tweety's grandmother. My mom pays way too much money for this bullshit."
"Ma'am I may have to hang up if you are going to use profanity. To be on a phone with Customer Service you must use busin-"
"Save your fucking speech, I'm calling the technician myself."
But then you meet the most amazing guy who only wants a burger.
"No pickles. No onions. Just the burger. Oh and a coke."
Mezmerized. "Of course. That's $5.89 and your name." Leans over counter, intrigued.
He grins and pulls out wallet with all her favorite Hanna-Babara cartoons in action on the front. "Here you go and only if I get yours."
And you find out you aren't the only one that sets their alarm clock three hours earlu to watch Sylvester and Wile E Cyote never succeed…
Join Troy and Gabriella in a comedic tale of love over a bowl of cereal and episodes of Hanna-Barbara cartoons (and a little MGM) as they discover only their soul mate can share the same love for Top Cat as much as they do.
Morning Cartoons
by Rachelle Wrote Here
