This is a parody my friend wrote for 1985 when we were on this site called Mugglenet. We saw this and had an inspiration.
Past Life
Harry just hit the wall
He never had it all
Potions class a day
He never god an A
And he fought Voldemort
When he was a quarter of four
What happened to his plan?
To become a regular man
He was gonna be a wizard
He was gonna be a Quidditch star
The one that got the snitch
On the Quidditch Pinch
His firebolt
Is now the envy
Of all those Slytherins
Who can't even get a T
CHORUS: In the pensieve
Harry is running
From Voldemort
Who he brought back in his fourth year
Of Hogwarts
His two friends, Ron and Hermione
Tell him he needs to focus
But he's still preoccupied
With his
With his
With his Past Life
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