AN: DISCLAIMER I DON`T OWN HARRY POTTER!
"AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! "Voldemort yelled waving his wand in the air.
"Yeah! Wahoo! Uhhuh! Put ya hands in da air! And wave 'em like ya just don´t care!" The Death Eaters chanted as they did the Funky Chicken behind him.
"You´ll never win Baldemort! DIE SNAKE, DIE!" Neville Longass screamed as he chopped of Nagini`s head with hi big, great sword of AWESOMENESS.
"Argh! No one calls me bald! DIE LONGASS! AVADA KEDAVRA!"
"NO!" Harry cried jumping in front of Neville in a daring act of Nobility.
"HARRY!" Whiny Weasley cried as the spell hit her boyfriend.
"You tried to kill me!" He cried jumping up again.
"… Well, duh! AVADA KEDAVRA!"
"(dies then jumps up again) Will you please stop that? It kinda hurts.
"NOOOOO! AVADA KEDAVRA! DIE!"
"… (Dies)"
I´ve won. I´ve- I´ve WON! YEAH BABY!" Voldemort danced with his Death Eaters.
"Fool, I ain´t dead!" Harry 'Not-Dead-Yet' Potter cried standing up.
"NO! But-But-But WHY!"
"He´s the boy-who-lived. What do ya think?" Her-my-own-nee Stranger said.
"Shut up Stranger, I ain´t the boy-who-lived," He pulled off his wig, glasses and Harry-suit, "I´m the Fairy-that-won´t-stop-sparkling!" He ripped his shirt off and stepped into the sun that magically appeared.
"BE AMAZED! I`M A DRUG! I`M A LION!" (AN: Get it? He´s a Gryffindor! Hahaha, okay back to the story
"AGH! MY EYES! I CAN`T TAKE IT! (Dies)" Voldemort shriveled up to dust and the Death Eaters died too.
"You think he´s handsome? Get a load of me! Come here Stranger" Draco cried jumping in with a cheesy smile.
"Oh my!" She swooned in his arms and he whisked her away on his flying vacuum cleaner.
Dumbledore just smiled and his eyes twinkled like little twinkly star-things.
AN: This was very random and I just had to write it. The Plot-bunny bit me. My first five reviewers get a cameo role in my next story. Just review and add your first name at the end. Thanks.