One-shot:

Experiment

"Yuuri are you sure this is right?"

"Have I ever led you wrong?"

"Well. No I guess."

"Then why do you doubt me now?"

"…"

There was a tug and a pull and finally…the masterpiece was complete.

"Ok I guess you can move now."

Wolfram didn't really think that was possible. He didn't really think he wanted to leave the room at all actually. "I don't think-"

"Oh Wolfram! You worry too much. No one will notice you now."

"I think they will."

"Well, I'm a good actor so it'll all work out."
"Yuuri I really doubt you have any skill in that…I have seen you 'act' in that thing you called a 'school play' by that Shake-his-pear man."

Yuuri just laughed in his face. "Well you only say the practice clips. I was much better later."

There was a rolling of the eyes. "…I still doubt that."

Yuuri rubbed his hand. "Are you sure about this?"

"What are you chickening out?"

Wolfram glared. "You KNOW I'm becoming a chicken."

"Umm, it's just as expression."

Wolfram still pouted. When Yuuri used those weird phrases he realized just how much he didn't know about earth…that was the reason he had let Yuuri put him into this getup. He had assured wolfram that this was how people of earth dressed.

"Yuuri, If I'm dressed like this, then why aren't you?"

Coughing. "A..a...I just, well blue looks much better on you then me."

Wolfram had to agree with that.

"And this is truly how noble men of earth dress, you are sure."

Yuuri just patted Wolfram's back in a friendly manner. "Of course I am, this is my world right?"

"Right."

Wolfram took a deep breath. He was on earth right now, and Yuuri had promised to take him to see how earth was.

"Ok then I suppose we should head on out."

"Mhm, I suppose we should."

As Yuuri turned away from him, Wolfram had a sneaking suspicion that the seemingly innocent wimp was laughing at him. Surely Lord Beliefield was not being tricked? Not by Yuuri?

And so, Wolfram got his first state of the 'earth' World.

---x---

Later that day:

The News channel report.

"Breaking news, it had just been reported that a young blonde female in an exuberant blue dress has been running around screaming "Hennachoko." We are unsure of what exactly caused this disturbance, but witnesses have said that the said blonde was riding a vehicle with the unidentified young black haired man. The man then waved at someone across the road and that was when suddenly the blonde started to jump and scream at the male. The male then proceeded to try to calm the female and passersby have heard the word 'cheater' and 'hennachoko' being screamed as well and words in a foreign language."

The camera zoomed into the scene. "As you can see, there seem to be…what? Sparks flying out of the car windows!? Yes. And flames. Ah this is heating up, don't mind the pun. Firefighters and immediately being called to the scene. We do not expect foul play.

Our best bet is that the black haired man was caught cheating on his girlfriend. The girlfriend seems to be moving in the car and I see flashes of hair flying

We will update you after this commercial break"

---x---

Wolfram had never been so humiliated in his life. How could he have thought men here wore dresses? How could he have doubted the fact that Yuuri was a born cheater? Oh, Wolfram was entirely too trusting when it came to the wimp. The hennachoko would pay. Wolfram smiled. One way or another, sweet revenge would be his.

---x---

…

…At least whenever Wolfram came to earth… it was never boring.