Alright! First thing first, this isn't really a defined story like A trio's fight is, i'm testing the waters with this idea to see if it sticks, so it won't be very proofread and such and such. I hope this doesnt make anyone upset but I just want to test the waters here. More explinations at the end. Hope you enjoy this randomness~ this is in a stick of truth universe kinda, everyone is aged up to high schoolers in this and kenny and butters are actually dating. I've said it on my profile the stories I write are weird, so here's one of them! if I ever even post this to be honest. Lets do this!
The final battle had ended and the smoke was cleared. Clyde had been defeated and knocked from his throne of lies and the lands of Zoran would no longer have to fall into the chaos that the dark king promised to bring.
Now they had to go get the stick back from that government asshole damn it!
"Does it never stop? I mean really." Stan mumbled as the group ran after the boss in the eye patch, after some really stupid exposition the guy ripped off his clothes and ran off with the stick. Really none of them had to see that to be honest.
"There he is!" Butters cried as they stopped seeing the big boss swinging the stick around like some kind of moron. His finger fell slightly as he watched him and looked back at the others who just shrugged looking as confused as he felt. He then went on another rant that everyone mostly zoned out before trying to pull the new kid over his side, the others looked at him worried before smiling seeing as they didn't budge as Stan stepped forward with a smug smile.
"You underestimated the character of the fighters of Zoran! What binds us is more then that relic!" Kyle stepped up next to Stan swinging his golf club to the side as he smiled as well.
"And you failed to recognize the character of our alliance." Hell even Cartmen stepped up after the two putting his staff down watching the government official.
"Yes and that friendship is more important to any of us- than even the stick of truth." They all stood next to each other proudly before princess kenny walked away from them and towards the man wearing an eye patch causing shock in the group. Butters covering his mouth as hurt filled his eyes.
"Dude where are you going?" Kyle asked in shock as Kenny grabbed the stick and looked at it happily before laughing as Cartmen gasped again.
"Princess Kenny!" The big bad government guy rolled his only eye.
"At least one of you have some sense." He said looking at the others with mockery as Kyle took a step forward.
"You'd sell us all out?!" Stan grabbed Kyle's arm before he got engaged in battle and looked over at her/him whatever.
"But why Princess Kenny?" He asked hurt as a voice suddenly rang out.
"Because Princess Kenny was born a half orc..." Morgan Freeman stepped out from behind some boxes a few steps in front of them "Who's kind was wiped out by humans and elves." Everyone looked over at him, including the princess in shock and confusion.
"Morgan Freeman?" Kyle said in surprise.
"You see, when humans and elves lived together, in the forest of hallow falls, an elven queen fell in love with an orc known as Dandar - the first one to posses the stick of truth." Everyone was looking at him in shock as he just continued as kenny glanced to the government guy and slowly edged him to the side as Freeman continued. "They loved in secret and had a child a beautiful little girl, a girl who watched as everyone she loved was killed in cold blood. And that is why she waited... and plotted... all this time. To take the stick from you. For princess kenny is the true heir to the stick." Everyone was silent as Butters looked down in heatbreak at the betrayal. Cartmen looked for a moment before speaking up.
"Wow, that's pretty cool." Kyle put Cartmen's dumbass comment aside and looked up.
"Just one thing Morgan Freeman, how come every time something convoluted needs explaining you show up?" The question everyone wanted an answer too. He looked over at Kyle and smiled.
"Because every time I show up and explains something, I earn a freckle." As he said that another freckle appeared on his face before he walked away. Kenny blinked and looked over at the government guy before glaring and flipping him off before shoving him off the side of the platform they were all on causing more shock to go threw the crowd.
"Princess Kenny! So you're not betraying us?" Cartmen said sounding hopeful, Kenny looked over at the group and glared again shoving the stick into her dress before pulling out a dagger and running at them dashing threw the shocked group before grabbing Butters and putting the dagger to his neck causing him to yelp in fear.
"P-princess no! I thought I was trusted guard and paladin!" The others backed away in surprise as Kenny pulled down his parka enough to smirk at the others.
"You are Butters, but right now you're also the only healer on this field! Now you're going to come with me or your partners can all watch your blood spill!" Butters swallowed and looked over at the others who didn't make a move incase Kenny actually went threw with it. "Say goodbye to your paladin grand wizard!" he mocked as he lead Butters away who moved after trying to keep a hold of his hammer, He didn't manage to get it past Kenny though as he grabbed it and threw it at Cartmen's feet. "You won't need that or it's magic. Your shields wont save you know." He said pulling them down the stairs. The group hear Butters cry out as they looked at each other in worry.
"Don't worry my king! I'll always have my alliance to you!" he cried before the pair vanished into the fortress before vanishing out past the street. Kyle moved over and picked up Butters hammer looking over to them.
"We have to go after them and save Butters!" Stan, Jimmy and the new kid moved forward in agreement as Cartmen frowned.
"Butters? The princess stole the stick Kyle! We have to get it back!" Kyle looked over to him in annoyment.
"Cartmen are you fucking serious right now!? Weren't you the one that said friendship meant more then the stick?!"
"Yeah I did but it's just Butters, besides with the stick who knows what kenny will do?!"
"Yeah to butters!" Stan cried out at him, they all started arguing with each other about what to do as Butters was dragged off to Kenny's house and lead to the back being stuffed inside a car. He looked over and hissed slightly from the small slashes had left in his chest, after they had gotten away from the others Kenny had thankfully taken it away from his neck.
"I don't know what you want with me Princess but you'll never convince me to betray the king! I pledged my loyalty only to him!" He said proudly swallowing as Kenny climbed on top of him looking down. he grabbed his hands before tying them with a zip tie she had pulled from the front and smirked at him.
"Oh I know you'll betray him, and you know why? Because now that I have the stick I have the power I lost a long time ago." He pulled it out of his dress and rubbed it gently watching Butters. "I can enchant and charm people and items now. And not just gingers and elves." He said his voice trailing off into a purr as he rubbed Butters face causing him to blush. "Now humans, and blondes too." He said smirking at the blush as he leaned down "Now will you take back your pledge to the king or will I have to charm you from him?" Butters watched the princess and swallowed, he couldn't lie to himself he was tempted to join her. He had always had a crush on her and this made it worse, he looked to the side before looking back and glaring.
"You will not succeed that easily princess! I am sure the others will send search parties out for me I will not be your captive forever, and my heart is pure I will not fall to temptation!" He tried to break his hands free as Kenny shook his head and closed his eyes.
"Then so be it. I will simply have you show you that anyone can be corrupted. This will be fun." he said licking his lips as he went down and pulled Butters into a fierce kiss making the other freeze in surprise. He grinned as Butters face bloomed into a dark blush and he panted as he pulled away "Do you understand my paladin?"
"O-oh geeze..." Butters swallowed as he tried to get his thoughts straight, he didn't expect Kenny to do this "I-I can't... E-eric." he stuttered uselessly as Kenny rolled his eyes and pulled him up with a smirk.
"You'll forget about all of them in due time. Soon you'll be only my loyal paladin."
The others had argued for a while longer before Kyle took Stan and Jimmy saying the elves were going to look for Butters and the traitor princess, Cartmen took the new kid and said he was putting together a search party to get the stick back.
"God he's such a fucking idiot sometimes." Kyle hissed as Stan put an arm around him trying to calm him down.
"Don't worry my king, think about it this way, if we find Butters and free him he might join our kingdom! He is quite impressive with his skills and he'll be quite useful."
"That might be, but who knows what the princess might be doing to the poor boy." They looked at each other before nodding and moving off in the time they still had to find him for the night. Though the pair were long gone now, hiding away in an empty cave. (The Stotch's house, as they were gone on vacation) No one thought of the pair going back there, It was the perfect hiding place.
The search parties wouldn't find anything that night, no matter wherever they looked, but the believed that tomorrow would bear better fruit. Butters would be found and the stick would be reclaimed from the traitor.
How wrong they all were going to be.
The stick was hidden away in a place no one would think to look, and the dear paladin had no power against the inevitable of falling into the corruption.
The zip tie bad been cut off and he was in a corner in the cave (his room) panting as he blushed watching the princess pace back and forth in frustration.
"You don't have your hammer or it's magic. How are you resisting my powers?" He hissed looking over at the paladin who swallowed, he stepped forward and looked down at him crossing his arms "Is there something else you have with magic? No normal human could fight me for so long." He looked around before focusing on his face as Butters swallowed and looked away not being able to meet his eyes "There is... hmm if you won't tell me I'll just have to strip you down." He grinned evilly as Butters yelped.
"Y-you wouldn't! Y-you're a princess! Y-you mustn't be a p-perv!" He said his voice hitching as he hid his face in his hands causing Kenny to laugh.
"Sorry but the princess you knew was just a facade. Now we can do this two ways Butters, you tell me and I get rid of that item or I take things into my own hands" Butters was quite in shock as Kenny shrugged and grabbed his shirt slightly pulling on it.
"Okay okay wait!" He screeched his voice cracking from embarrassment causing kenny to raise an eyebrow at him. "M-my gem! T-the gem on my head piece! I-it protects me from others magics and curses!" Kenny looked up at the gem as it sparkled in the moonlight and smirked.
"Well then, that wasn't to hard was it? In fact I have an idea for it." He grabbed the metal and pulled it off Butters head letting his hair flop down everywhere.
"W-what are you going to do with it? I-I wont let you destroy it you hear?" He watched as the princess rubbed the gem before smiling.
"I'm not gonna destroy it don't worry. I have other plans for this, if it's really magical. Stay here, if you try to leave I'll know and I'll drag you back with force." he said before leaving the area with Butters head piece as he swallowed.
"Oh hamburgers..."
The next day came across the lands of Zoran and the searches began, one side looking for the lost paladin and the other searching for the stolen stick of truth. The kingdoms were still working together, but just for a few more days until the stick was found. If there was an attack they would need the power of both to keep together and not fall. One without the other would throw the lands into chaos once more.
Princess Kenny was standing on a hill near the town overlooking it with a grin on her face and a sparkle in her eyes. Beside her was the very paladin the others were looking for. He held a new hammer and a glazed look, his head piece returned but the gem now changed from a purple to a bright pink color. He stood beside her watching everything.
"What shall we do my princess?" He asked blankly as Kenny hummed and rubbed his cheek.
"We lie and wait my dear. A fight is surly coming and we need to save our strength."
"Of course Princess." He said moving an arm out for her. She took it and chuckled before the pair moved off towards the kingdoms to be seen but not caught, they had a lot of work to do.
Okay I think I'm gonna end this here for now, I kinda went in not really having anything besides an idea for this so I'm gonna leave it here and ask you guys what you want.
Should I just turn this into a two shot and wrap the story up, or should I take the time to rewrite it and make this a full on story not jumping in and out of the land of Zoran and South Park? The story is no where close to good like my others I really just threw it together to test the idea. So let me know what you think about it, I think I'll still get a chapter out for a trio's fight as well so there's that.
And since I'm here Happy New Years Eve everyone! Lets hope 2018 is better then 2017.
For now I will leave it at that.
Lyn out~