Wow. Yeah. Ok.
In case you're wondering: L and Misa. :)
Death Note (c) Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata, I believe.
"Hey…"
"Hello."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm looking over some photos… why'd you ask?"
"Hm, no reason. Can I ask you a question?"
"What?"
"Are you bi?"
"NO!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes!"
"So if a girl asked you out, what would you say?"
"I'd say no."
"Really?"
"Yes!!"
"You want to make out?"
"NO."
"Are you sure? I really want to kiss you right now."
"YES I'm sure."
"I was just kidding, but would you really?"
"No."
"So, I know this one girl… she's really into you. She wants to meet you."
"Tell her no."
"But she's really nice!"
"NO.
"She's one of the nicest people I've met. She has a crush on you."
"Still no."
"Why?"
"I don't know her."
"Ok, I was just kidding, but would you really?"
"NO!"
"Ok… so you want to make out?"
"NO!!!"
"Ok, jeez…"
"…"
"So, are you still in love with Light?"
"Yes."
"Do you talk to him often?"
"Not really."
"Do you want me to talk to him for you?"
"No thanks."
"His hair is ugly."
"Ok."
"Actually, he's really ugly. I don't know why you love him."
"Whatever."
"I was just kidding, but did you believe me?"
"Yeah…"
"Well, I actually think he's really sexy."
"Ok, good for you."
"Are you sure you don't want to make out?"
"Yes!"
"Are you bisexual?!"
"NO!"
"So you don't like girls?"
"No."
"Me neither. I know how you feel."
Well that was short.