AIZEN THE FRIENDLY GHOST:
THE FRIENDLIEST GHOST YOU'LL EVA KNOW!!!
Welcome to Succulent Crack Mushroom's first entry.
People often ask the question: What does Aizen get up to with his zanpakto behind closed doors?
Questions such as this shall be answered, so please do continue reading...
It is night time, and a concerned Aizen comes around the corner.
"Aiizen? Where did I put my Aiizen?" he asks, looking around.
He stumbles. And falls.
Gin is looking. Tousen is looking, or at least trying to.
"…"
"…"
Aizen continues wailing.
"Where arrrre you, my Aiiizen??"
Gin is bemused.
"You're right there." He speaks
Aizen is distraught.
"NO," He is crying. "My Aiizen? Where did you put it??" He frowns at Gin.
"In the sink." Speaks Tousen.
Gin is annoyed.
"Do you even know what a sink is, blindy?"
Tousen maintains. "In the sink."
Aizen is calling out to. "Aiiizen?"
He goes to a sink. "Aiiizen!" He proclaims. "There you are, you naughty little boy."
He continues in reprimand. "Aiizen…what were you doing in there?"
Tousen suddenly begins arising out of the drain unexpectedly.
"In the sink." Speaks he.
Aizen is in shock.
"Arcghghg! My perciousssss AIIIIzen. Let us flee from this place!!!
Gin is watching. Aizen is running. Aizen is cradling Aiizen. Gin speaks.
"Ah… he was looking for his sword…"
Aizen is still running. He is entering a hallway.
He has found his room. Aizen speaks.
"Let's go in here Aiizen! It's nice and cosy in my room! Aiizen!"
His declaration is heard everywhere. By every one. All over the world.
Aiizen speaks suggestively.
"Mee-oww!!"
Aiizen has happy.
Aiizen has Aizen.
And control of your you.
Head/keyboard.