Maximum rides list of things Iggy is NOT allowed to do......


in a dungeon or something from being capture, Iggy is not allowed to to sing 'Amazing grace' or 'I can SEE clearly now' very loudly

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2. Iggy is NOT allow to hum the jaws theme song when Max is mad.

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3. Iggy is not allowed to get Max's bra and underwear, put it over his clothes, and do an impression of Max in the morning.

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4. Iggy is not allowed to stink bomb the girls bathroom.

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5. OR the bedroom.

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6. ...In fact hes not allowed to stink bomb ANYTHING.

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7. Iggy is NOT allowed to use a sharpie and write all over Nudge's face

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8. Also he's NOT allowed to shout in his mind disgusting things while Angel's around.

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9. Iggy is NOT allowed do do under ANY circumstances is to tape Fang and Max making out, then show it on YouTube!!!!!! calling it... 'bird kids getting it ON"

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~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Max POV~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"What do you think Max??" Nudge asked as she pulled the chair back, we were in my family's house Dr. Martinez, and my sister; Ella, enjoying the summer. " i thinks it's brilliant!!" Angel said excitingly. "But will it work??" I asked. But before Nudge could answer that, we heard Ella screaming "I can NOT believe you did it again!!!!!!" then Iggy, laughing hysterically, The Gasman joining... Angel sighed and shook her head; got to the computer and typed..

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10. Iggy is NOT allowed to move Ella in her bed out back, especially when the sprinklers turn on the next morning.

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a/n- hey!!! i made this a while ago, and decided to put it on here. one shot only, SORRY! *hides behind fang so wont get stuff throw at me*

fang- steps aside psh, im not protecting you...

me- oh gee, THAT is nice.


~EDIT!!~

to readers oh yes, I wrote this when I only had notepad, and in 5th grade (I'm almost in 8th now.) not to mention I had no spelling skills what so ever... so, if you had noticed; I improved it. GREATLY. Not really funny; Just a randomly cute little story. to flames YES!!!! I MANAGED TO GET FLAMES!!!! Now to make some roasted marshmallows, or some toast... I really don't mind criticism, at all. It motivates me to do ten times better. But, just so you don't have to waste your time, stuff like:

"Hello? Anyone in there? YOU CANNOT SPELL! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A DICTIONARY? (plus, the story sucked.)"

will NOT affect to others Thank you for the motivation to get off my lazy bum and work on it a bit more :)