zilong is just patrolling the land of dawn hall as usual,
he on the lookout for thots
one day when hes patrolling the grounds, alucrad cam e by to ask zilong sth
"hey zilong what r u doing always walkng around the land of dawn halls" aluc asked in confuse
"im doin my duty of thot patrol" said ziling with a wink
"ew pls dont wink at me im not gay" aluc is disgust
"no homo" zi-long-hair responded
soon after that, aluc joined zilong's quest- i mean uh duty in thot patrol (aluc hv joined the party!)(wtf this isnt som kind of rpg geam)
gr8 drago adn dracula then continue their thot patrol
a wild lancelot appeared
gnoliz n dracu b prepareing to fihgt (bC lancelot is on the enemy tem lol)
"WAIT"
zil n aluc ready their weaponies
"*inhaLES* W A I T" onc again lance shout
"nani tf is it nibba" zil askd lance who has his hands up in the airu
"i want to join ur thot patrol" lance said
zil n aluc scermead in shook
"but i thoght u hv odette?/?" zil askd agian
"i never liked tht bitch, she a thot anyway"
"A THOT?!" drago is shook
"ONWARUDO, MY MEN, WE SHALL CAPTURE THAT THOT" best boy shouted from the top of his lungs until the entire lan d of dawn can hear
yes, odette too, can hear
"wwww- wha- what was tht?" odette shook in fear from the other side of land of dawn
"l- la- lancelto,, i wish u were here" odette mumbled her worudos
"i am here" a familiar voice can b herad
"Ah! lansu, i missed u ;"((" odette jumped to lance cryign
*insert sad music here*
"i missed u too,, well,, the time where i havent met u that is" lance said as the words he saido fade away
lance then stab odet form the front
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa" odett sceamred liek the bicth she is
she then went from odette to odead
"holy shit" dracul said shoked
"now thats a true gentleman" zil nods as in approval of wht fence prince has done
"u r in, lacnelot" ziling lets the man in his patrol
"i cnat do it" aluc is nervs
"hai?" zil spoke in weeb
zil then sighs and whispres to aluc
"jesis once said, if she breathe she a thot, aluc"
aluc takes a deep breath and shuot "ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS ZILONGHAIR"
aluc then runs away like a puss- nana (get iT?)
The End