DISCLAIMER: You might not want to read this, it may affect your sanity.
OTHERDISCLAIMER: I don't own Cedric. Or Ron. Or Harry. Or Ginny. Or Hermione. Or Draco. Or Any Other Charecter here right now. Or Pirates VS Ninjas (NINJAS FORTHEWIN). I just own the plot.

THERE IS MINOR CANNON SWEARING. DON'T HATE ME.

"Ninjas are so more awesome than pirate, RON."

"NO! PIRATES ARE SOOOOO MUCH COOLERR, GINNYYY- or should I say MRSPOTTER!?"

"RON! HOW INSENSITIVE CAN YOU GET!? TWO DAYS AFTER THE BATTLE AND HERE YOU ARE! ARGUING WITH GINNY ABOUT PIRATES AND NINJAS! I MEAN SERIOUSLY! URGH!"

"HERMIONE! That's mean! Besides, you know you luh-ve meeee!"

"PUH-leaseeeeeee Ron, I might just run off with Draco Malfoy, I mean COME ON, he's kinda hot."

"GRUH-ROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Draco's a twofaced BASTARD(cannon swears are allowed, hun:)."

As Ron and Hermione continued to argue, Ginny stole a moment to talk to the love of her life, the boy who like, the supertastichottestpersonever, Harry J. Potter.

"Do you think they're gonna start hating each other again?"

"'cause not, hun. They really do love each other. It's just they're weird way of expressing how they feel. They're gonna kiss and make out, IMEANUP, anytime sooon."

"So Draco has no chance then? I mean Draco totally kinda cute in a freakishly weird way… I think he has hots for Hermione."

"WTF!?"

"and you"

"!!"

Looking at the disturbed look on the hotguy's face, Ginny quickly said " I WAS JOKING SILLY! Teeheegiggle. Draco totally has hots for like Astoria Greengrass or something"

"WHO!?"

"DAPHNE GREENGRASS'S SISTER?"

"Riiiiight."

"HEY GUYS! Can we sit with you? Everywhere else is full!" Everyone looked up, it was the most BA person in the world, Neville Longbottom and the most AWESOMETASTICNERDFIGHTERLYWEIRDINANAWESOMEWAYGirl, Luna Lovegood.

"Seriously guys, do you even have to ask?"

"C'mere!"

They sat together and talked about the future and what-not until they were interrupted by the food-trolley-lady who gave free food to everyone in Harry's compartment! Hurray!

As they chatted and laughed, somewhere in the distant lurked a very unhappy Cedric Diggory, waiting to plat his revenge.

I know what you're thinking (haven't I established from the other story how much of a genius I am?), oh yes I do. CEDRIC IS DEAD. DEAD I TELL YA! Well, he's not. Seriously. Cedric's a death eater. He was one since Harry's 2nd year. He's only so nice 'cause it's sortof like a plot. It was really to make sure that Harry thinks he's good and trusts him and stuff. Also, he was there to DEFINATLY make sure that Harry gets to the cup. Touching it with him was part of the plan too. To further establish his greatness, he was "killed". He's not dead. Voldemort didn't kill him, he didn't say AVADAKERDAVA. He said AVADARKADARVA, really. That's actually the green-light-shooting-scary-looking-spell-that-doesn't-really-do-anything spell not the killing curse. So yeah. Now you know.

Cedric was annoyed. "You stole my girl, broke her heart, killed my master, impressed my girl again and ruined my life. I will make you PAY!"

Cedric is Voldie's protégée. His successor. The one who will reign over the wizarding world under his name for him. Now that his master was gone, it was time to put the plan into action.

Cedric snapped out of his mind-connection thing and waited, waited long enough for Harry to think that it was all FLUFFYHAPPYKITTYallrighty then-THEN- he will tear Harry's life apart, bit by bit.

Muahahahhahahhhahahha! SUSPENSE. Not much humor in this one is there? Don't worry, it's gonna change. I'll probably include myself in the next chapter. SI, YAAAAAY! Cedric is evil by the way.