A/N: Hi, this is my first story on Fan fiction, so I hope you enjoy it.

Disclaimer: I own no-one. Simon Cowell owns Simon Cowell and Jenny Nimmo owns everyone else. Oh wait, I own Jess Fergton. Yay!

"Hello and welcome to the first episode of Bloor's Talent Show. I'm your host Jess Fergton and these are your judges Simon Cowell, Dr Harold Bloor and last but not least the very beautiful and very talented, Miss Crystal. Now that we've met the judges let's meet our first contestant. She comes here all the way from the art room. With "I Am" by Killing Heidi, take it away, Dorcas Loom." Dorcas walked onstage and everyone, with the exception of her brothers and Joshua Tiplin, booed loudly. She took a deep breath and started to sing.

"I know, I know, I know, I know what you'd say
I know, I know, I know, I…"

"Stop, stop, stop! I know, I know, I know, I know what I'd say. Get off the stage!" Simon shouted.

"I hate teenagers!" Dr Bloor yelled.

"Very nice, very nice," said Miss Crystal.

"Well folks the judges have spoken, Dorcas I'm sorry, but this is not your day. Now, if you could just stand right there, no a little to the left. Perfect. Goodbye." Jess pressed a big red button and Dorcas fell down a strategically placed trapdoor in the middle of the stage.

"Now that that's over, let's hand it over to our next contestant, Olivia Vertigo, singing "Material Girls" by Madonna. Go Olivia!"

The hall erupted in cheering so loud that Olivia's eardrums nearly burst.

"Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me, I think they're ok

If they don't give me proper credit, I'll just walk away

Some boys slow dance, some boys romance, I think they're all right

But the boy with the cold, hard cash is always Mr. Right

'Cause we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl

You know that we are living in a material world and I am a material girl"

"Whooo! You go girl," Miss Crystal said jumping out of her chair and dancing with approval.

"You may be living in a material world, but with that voice, I think you're from heaven," Simon commented.

"I hate teenagers!" Dr Bloor yelled.

"O.K. I think that guy is really creepy. Well done Olivia that was awesome. You are definitely in. Next up we have" Jess was cut off by a loud crazy person jumping up on the stage.

"Me!" yelled the crazy person. It was none other than Dr Bloor.

"They're gonna clean up your looks with all the lies in the books

To make a citizen out of you

Because they sleep with a gun and keep an eye on you, son

So they can watch all the things you do

Because the drugs never work they're gonna give you a smirk

'Cause they got method of keeping you clean

They're gonna rip up your heads your aspirations to shreds

Another caught in the murder machine

Teenagers scare the living shit out of me

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed

So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose

Maybe they'll leave you alone but not me.

I HATE TEENAGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" With that, Dr Bloor ran off the stage screaming.

"I stand by my afore said statement, this guy really creeps me out. Sorry folks that's all we have time for today, but be back next time for more "Bloor's Talent Show."

A/N: Thanks for reading my story. Please review. If you do, I'll buy you some bubblegum (sorry, not really, but I will add more chapters).