I own nothing in this story except the story itself. let's go!
oh, and by the way, each villain is gonna get a chapter explaining how they got there before we get to the main show, so let's meet our first couple of characters!
NOV. 17, 2011, 3:56 AM
It was getting late in the underworld. hades, god of the dead, was channel surfing, trying to find something to fall asleep to. eventually deciding on golf. he layed down, but just as he was about to close his eyes, he felt something poking him in the back and heard muffled screaming. he jumped off the couch and lifted the covers off to see pain and panic, huddled in fear. he seized them by the necks and lifted them up to his face.
"what did i tell you to about sleeping on my couch?" he asked angrilly "n-n-not too?" stammered panic, hoping hades would spare them.
"very good." hades said with an evil grin.
" h-h-hey! is that tiger woods over there?" pain asked nervously poniting at the tv, cold sweat on his face.
"i don't know, why don't you take A CLOSER LOOK?" hades yelled, hurling pain through the screen, getting glass shards in his pink flesh and getting charred by electrecution.
"damnit, now look what ya made me d-" hades continued before being interrupted by loud barking. "aaaand now you woke up cerberus. great, just great. just when i got him to go to sleep." hades ranted, carrying panic downstairs.
"why are we going downstairs?" asked panic, shaking.
"and why do i get the feeling that i-" "relax," said hades, trying to reasure him.
"you're going to do something fun." hades said when they reached the bottom step. Hades whistled and cerberus came over, wagging his tail.
"hades n-" panic begged before hades stuffed an apple in his mouth. panic spat the apple out.
"hades, i'll pay you all of my money to stop!" exclaimed panic "really? how much you got on ya?" hades said, hesitating.
"1,2,3,4 dollars, and 10, 11, 12 cents." panic counted.
"thank you," he said snatching the money.
"andbythewayilied" hades said quickly.
"you what?" panic shouted.
hades held out his hand in front of him and started shaking it until he got cerberus's attention "see the idiot boy? see him? see him?" hades asked excitedly, shaking panic harder and faster, finally throwing him.
"go get him!"
panic skidded across the river styx like a skipping stone and landed on another platform. cerberus leaped over to the other platform and all 3 heads glared down at him.
"m-m-mother!" panic silently sqeaked out before each of cerberus's heads grabbed his head, body, and legs, tugging at him. hades went upstairs, finally hoping to get some quiet. he laid back down on the couch and listened to pain and panic scream in agony.
"Ah, music to my ears." hades said, closing his eyes. "hey hades," greeted a dark skinned man with a purple shirt, black coat and pants, and a top hat with a skull on it "hey doc" hades greeted back. "going to watch cerberus maul panic?" hades asked.
"yep, bringing some popcorn with me." said facilier walking down the stairs.
hades finally settled back down until he heard dr. facilier call him from downstairs.
"hades, come quick! the hydra's joinin' in!" he yelled.
"how many heads this time?" asked hades.
"17! no, no no, wait, 20! damnit, it won't stop moving!" 'ah, what the hell, not like i'm gonna sleep anyway' thought hades, walking down the stairs.
"heh-heh, that is pretty funny, hey can get some popcorn?" hades asked, dr facilier handing him the bucket. just them a puff of smoke appeared and a little winged blue... thing appeared. "message for you hades, and you too doc." he said handing them letters "thank you hermes, now can ya get outta here, you're blocking show!" hades exclaimed, ponting behind him.
hermes turned around and saw the hydra and cerberus playing keep away with the body of panic.
"HA, i liked watching monsters kill things before it was c-" "GET OUTTA MY UNDERWORLD YOU DAMN HIPSTER!" hades screamed hurling a fireball at him.
"ok, ok, yeesh." said hermes, disapearing.
they opened the envelopes and found a letter for both of them saying.
"con-gra-tulations facilier and hades! you have been chosen to be on our new reality show, villain house! the only show that risks its life to put dangerous people together! the adress is 107 something street, PA. Remember to bring your tickets inside the card., be there at 7:30 AM tommorow" hades and faciler turned the letters over to find a silver colored ticket on the back for each of them.
"so, we goin, or not?" asked facilier.
"yeah, let's go, wanna watch some more monster fightin'?"
asked hades.
"nah, gonna get some shut-eye" facilier yawned.
"probably best to do to get up early"
"see ya in the morning?" asked hades.
"yep, you too."
-So, what do you think? i tried my absolute hardest to keep them in character, if i didn't keep them in character enough, sorry GAvillain. it's kind of why my kingdom hearts fanfic's cancelled, i didn't know the source material well enough. i think i did a pretty good job here, see ya next chapter!"
-killered500