Alucard and the evil doll

Prologue

Disclaimer: I don't own it… *cries* … don't remind me…

A/N: What do you get when you have two best buds with nothing to but watch horror movies and hellsing all day? Why you get the idea for this fic of course!!!

Inspired by watching the Simpson's tree house of horror with the "evil krusty doll" and all the "Chucky" movies….

… JUST READ IT!!!!

Horror/Humor

Seras was sitting at the table in her room sorting out her things from when she was still a human. Master was always saying she needed to "let go of silly human emotions". So what better way to start but by getting rid of some of her old stuff?

Seras sighed, sad because she had to get rid of her old things, but happy because in the end, it would please her master. Opening another one of her boxes she came across a smaller box. The box was similar to a cardboard shoebox with red rapping paper and a golden lace ribbon tied into a bow. Curious to see what was inside of it, she took off the ribbon and lifted the top off.

Unbeknownst to Seras, Alucard was watching her from the ceiling hanging upside down, hiding his presence from her. He was also curious to see what was inside the box and he watched carefully as she opened it. Seras gasp at what she saw.

Inside was a beautiful doll. It was a plastic doll, its skin was smooth and it had little rosebud cheeks. Its hair was long and black with bangs cut in a blunt style that made its already dark green eyes stand out even more. The dress on the doll was white with pale pink trimmings and a pink bow that tied in the back and little white tights underneath. The whole outfit was topped off with white gloves, shiny white shoes and a straw hat with a pink bow in it. Behind it was a string in the back that you pulled for it to talk.

"Awww, its so cute", Seras said happily as she took it out of its box and pulled the string.

"My name is Laura and I love you", the doll said in a sweet innocent voice.

Watching Seras getting all giddy (A/N: I luv that word… giddy…lol… oppps back 2 the story… sorry) over the doll, Alucard decided that it was time for him to make his entrance. He slowly descended, still hanging upside down, until he landed right in front of her face. Seras, so deeply engrossed in the doll failed to notice Alucard right in front of her.

"Ummm" Seras wondered fixing the doll's hat, "I know I'm supposed to get rid of my old stuff but I can't seem to bear to part with this doll… its so enchanting… I wonder if I could hide this from master…"

"Master knows all, fukei" Alucard playful chided, reading her mind, still suspended in the air upside down.

Seras let out a blood-curdling scream as she fell back in the chair, the doll flew out of her hands and instinctively Alucard caught it. Turning upright, he looked at the doll with great scrutiny trying to find out why Seras admired it so much. "Human's and their silly attachments" he thought. But maybe it wasn't a just a human thing, maybe it was just a girl thing, Integral had dolls when she was little, but whatever the reason he didn't care much for them. He wouldn't in 100 centuries admit it, but dolls kind of unnerved him a little, the way they're made to look so alive. But he knew thoughts like that were silly… it was JUST a doll.

"Ouch" Seras whined as she got up off the floor, rubbing her butt. She set the toppled over chair back up. "You know you don't have to scare me every time you come into my room", she said angrily, putting her hands on her hips.

"I know I don't have to but the where would all the fun be in that?" Alucard grinned "Call it training fukei, always keep your guard up."

Seras sighed and rolled her eyes at her master's idea of training. Footsteps could be heard approaching and soon the door slowly opened, revealing Walter with Seras' daily meal, a package of medical blood on the rocks, in hand.

"Sorry I'm late with your meal Miss Victoria" Walter said as he set her meal down on the table, pushing aside some of the boxes in the process. " Also, It seems that Lady Integral has requested your presence sometime ago, Miss Victoria" His gaze traveled to Alucard "… but it seems as the message never got relayed."

"Yes, I do remember something on the lines of 'tell the fukei to report to me', how could I let it slip my mind" Alucard said with great sarcasm.

"If that's true then I better get going, if I'm later than I already am, she wont be to pleased" Seras said quickly as she rushed out of the room head to for Sir Integral's office, fearing her wrath. Walter watched her take leave before exiting himself, when the fact that Alucard was holding a doll caught his attention.

"Taken up the hobby of playing with dolls, have we?" Walter inquired with amusement in his voice.

"Mahwhahahaha… you humor me Walter" Alucard laughed in his insane voice as Walter left the room completely.

Alucard stayed a little while longer examining the doll before deciding that it was he's turn to leave too, but alas temptation got the best of him and he pulled the string on its back.

"My name is Laura and were going to be best friends" He winced… it was disgustingly cute.

"My name is Laura and I'm going to kill you"

"Wait a sec…"Alucard thought "I didn't pull the string that time…" But he shrugged it off as his imagination. Deciding that with the ever-going FREAK attacks lately he wasn't getting enough rest, combined with the fact that he reported straight to Integral this evening without eating, was taking a told on him, and plus he already had a 'thing' about dolls. Tossing it back into its box and turning on his heal he started his departure from the room.

"Didn't you hear me, I said you were going to DIE!!!"

Okay… he defiantly didn't imagine that. He whipped around to see the doll sitting in the chair hands folded, its eyes were glowing a deeper green.

"Mahwhahahaha okay…. I'll play your game." It had to be them. It must have been all Integral's idea; she knew that he didn't care for dolls. She must have gotten Walter to program this doll to talk, and Seras to play along like it was hers. She couldn't outsmart him, whom did she think she was kidding?

"You can't kill the undead" Alucard smirked, playing along.

The dolls eyes seemed to come alive and its little plastic lips started to move. "You've got a point there, vampire….. But I can make your life extremely miserable" the doll replied still in its sweet voice as it wore a smirk that mirrored Alucard's.

"I'll make your life a living hell."

Alucard's face-faulted. This robotic doll was extremely annoying him. "This act is getting old fast."

He pulled out his 454 Casual and aimed it at the doll's head; he was going to shut it up one-way or another. Integral's plan to freak him out wouldn't work.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you…." The doll warned a stronger demonic one replaced its sweet gentile voice.

"And why shouldn't I??" he laughed in his hysterical voice as he grabbed it from the chair, the gun still pointed at its head. "Tell me why I should blow your little doll head to bits?!?!"

"Because it MY doll!!!" The voice came from the doorway it was Seras. With much haste she ran over to Alucard, snatching it from him and hugging it to her, shielding it from Alucard's 454 casual. "I hope you weren't about to do what I think you were master."

"Drop the act fukei I know about the doll, did you all really think it would get pass me?" He said while putting the gun back inside its hollister in his coat.

"Know what about the doll master?" Seras questioned "All I know is that if I had gotten here a little later my doll would be scattered across the room in pieces!!!" He read her mind; she wasn't in on the act. Then Walter and Integral must have been in it on it together.

"The doll, fukei… it… it… talks and… it moves" Alucard stated mincingly while narrowing his eyes at it.

"Well of course it talks master, all you have to do is pull the string… observe…" She held the doll out so it was facing him and with one hand she pulled the string on its back.

"My name is Laura and I love you", the doll said sweetly. Alucard glared at it harder.

"As for moving… it can't silly", says Seras "Its nothing but plastic and stuffing." She squeezed it for emphasis.

Seras looked at skeptically and wondered if the pressure was finally getting to him. "See" she beamed "what was the problem?"

"But it said- …and …it went-… eh…Never mind fukei" Alucard shook his head and brought a hand up to it, questioning his sanity. "Am I really getting THAT old????…No…I'm not THAT crazy… In all my years…" He muttered as he turned walking out of Seras' room.

Seras watched his retreat as she held the doll closer. He was mumbling something incoherent, she couldn't make out what he was saying. She sighed and returned her gaze back to the doll. Sometimes she really worried about her master's well being.

A/N: Poor Alucard, your not crazy… heheh… thanks 4 reading, this is my first hellsing ficcy… tell me what you think… love it? Like it? Loathe it? I wanna know soo REVIEW!!!… I already have the next chapter kinda planned out so... yea. But I don't want to write if no one likes it. Be nice in your reviews though… don't make my low self-esteem even lower… LOL….  Characters maybe OOC but that's what you get when you throw an evil doll in the mix. Heheheh. Its genre is mostly horror but I wanna try for humor to so bear with me ppl. I'll try for "hahaha" next chapter, if I write it. ^_^ O yea… I prolly should have proofread it one more time sorry if there are errors.