Like I said, here it is. :3

Title: A Day Without Flirting
Theme: Promise
Claim: Nami+Sanji+Robin
Words: 1293
Rating: T
Warnings: Hm…

Nami had had enough. Sanji's flirting was usually bearable, only worth a few smacks or yells, but this time he was really pushing it.

"Don't worry, Nami-san! I'll help you!" Sanji yelled, fighting against the winds.

"Wait! No! I've got it, just go away!"Nami screamed, holding onto the rope with a secure grip. She had her foot hooked around the railing, keeping her secure.

"It's okay, I can help!" Sanji made his way over and looked down, only to see Nami's soaking wet T-shirt. He cried out and stumbled, bumping into Nami and causing her to lose her grip.

"SANJI!" Nami shrieked. Several arms sprouted out of her shoulder and snatched the rope from the air. Nami looked over at Robin, who was pressed against the galley door, with gratitude.

After the storm had passed, Nami immediately smacked the cook over the head.

"I could have lost control of the sail because of you!" Nami shouted.

"It wouldn't have been too bad, Girlie. I could have gotten it all under control again." Franky pointed out.

"That's not the point, Franky!" Nami said.

"I bet the pervert couldn't last a day without saying a word to you or Robin." Zoro snorted.

"…" Nami pondered over this. "Not a bad idea."

"What?" Sanji cried out.

"Alright. No flirting with either me or Robin for one day, until tomorrow at noon." Nami said decisively.

"He can't last, I'm telling you." Zoro drawled.

"You wanna bet, marimo?" Sanji growled.

"Promise us, Sanji-kun. No flirting. It's just one day." Nami yanked Robin to her and glared at him. Robin shrugged and smiled helplessly.

Sanji looked at the both of them, then Zoro's smug grin. He bit his lip and nodded. "I promise."

-X-

Sanji didn't know what to do. Usually he spent the afternoon making snacks for Nami and Robin, but since he promised not to flirt with them, he simply stood in the kitchen doing nothing. He considered just going to sit with them to talk, but he knew that he wouldn't be able to resist their charm… and grace… beauty… so beautiful…

Sanji rapidly shook his head. No, he couldn't give in. His blood boiled at the thought of Zoro triumphantly smirking and shaking his head pitifully.

"I'll show him. I'll show all of them." Sanji growled. He began to gather ingredients for a fruit smoothie before he paused, a pineapple held under the knife.

Smoothies.

For Nami and Robin.

No flirting.

"Wait a minute…"

Sanji groaned in frustration. He put all the fruit away and slumped over the kitchen counter.

-X-

"This is so nice." Nami sighed, stretched out on a deck chair. "Peace and quiet."

"LUFFY! GET THAT DEAD FISH AWAY FROM ME!" Usopp yelled, running away from the rubber boy.

"MR. FLOPPY JUST WANTS TO SAY HI!" Luffy cried, a large dead fish stuck over his head. Luffy blindly ran into a wall before turning around and running after Usopp.

"Or not." Nami grumbled.

"I'd think you'd be used to all the noise by now, Navigator-san."

"Psh. Yeah right."

"AAGH! LUFFY! IT SMELLS TERRIBLE!"

Nami stood up and shook a fist at the two boys. "DON'T MAKE ME BASH YOUR HEADS IN! LUFFY! Toss that fish overboard!"

"Fine, sheesh…you're no fun." Luffy grumbled, reluctantly dropping the fish into the waters.

Nami paused, almost expecting Sanji to storm out and scream at Luffy for insulting Nami and then grovel at her feet. Nothing happened, except for Usopp dashing into their cabin and Luffy going off to sulk in a corner. Nami smiled and sat back down.

"I'm thirsty."

"Cook-san isn't going to bring us drinks." Robin pointed out.

"Right." Nami sighed. "I guess I'll just have to get a drink myself."

She entered the galley and was a bit surprised to see Sanji moping at the counter. He lifted his head and looked a bit panicked when he noticed her.

"N-Nami-san!" Sanji stuttered. "Uh, um-"

"Calm down. I'm just here to get a drink." Nami said, grabbing a cup and filling it up with water.

"Do you want a smoothie?" Sanji asked, keeping his voice level and trying his hardest not to swoon.

"Yeah, sure." Nami smiled. She put down the cup and went back out. Sanji exhaled and leaned against the counter.

This was going to be harder than he thought.

-X-

"You're close to breaking. I can feel it." Zoro said a couple hours later, watching Sanji chop up fruit with fury.

"Shut up." Sanji gritted through his teeth. In a few blurry seconds, he finished the fruit platter he was preparing. Sanji paused and stared at it.

"So, who're you going to give it to?" Zoro smirked. Sanji picked up the platter and went outside without another word.

Franky was tinkering with some sort of project on the deck. Sanji wordlessly handed the fruit platter to him and quickly walked away.

"Eh? Uh, thanks, Cook-bro." Franky called.

-X-

Dinner was even harder, especially when Robin smiled at Sanji and complimented his cooking. It took all his will-power not to burst out into a fit of rapture, but Sanji managed to smile back and nod.

-X-

"You look constipated." Zoro pointed out to Sanji the next morning.

"Shut. The. Hell. Up." Sanji gritted through his teeth, hunched in the shadow of the mast.

"Hm." Zoro continued to swing his monstrous weights around while Sanji scowled at him. After a few silent minutes, Zoro suddenly looked up and grinned evilly. "Oi, Nami, Robin, did you get new bikinis?"

"No way, you noticed." Nami gasped sarcastically. She and Robin settled in the deck chairs, only a little far off from Sanji.

Sanji banged his head against the mast and screamed into his sleeve. His legs were twitching, as if they wanted to sprint to them and noodle around. Were they, his gorgeous angels descended from heaven, doing this to him on purpose?

"Yohohoho! Lovely panties!"

"IT'S A BIKINI, YOU DUMBASS!" Nami punted Brook across the deck.

"Oh my, I think you broke a rib." Robin calmly said, watching Brook slowly inch away.

"Like that's never happened before." Nami scoffed.

Sanji snatched his pack of cigarettes from his pocket and fumbled with it until he poured its remaining contents into his hand out of frustration. He jammed them all into his mouth and quickly lit all of them, immediately choking and coughing.

"Cook-san? What are you doing?" Robin glanced over.

"N-nothing!" Sanji wheezed. He crawled away, the cigarettes still dangling from his lips.

Zoro snickered.

-X-

Sanji managed to get through lunch without saying a word to neither Nami nor Robin, much to the surprise of the entire crew.

"That's cold, Cook-bro." Franky shook his head.

"N-Nam-"

"He's going to break." Zoro leaned forward eagerly.

"R-Ro-"

"Ooooh!" Luffy's eyes sparkled, though he didn't know much about the bet.

Sanji slammed his hands down on the counter. "MARIMO!"

"Yes, pervert cook?"

"YOU'RE WASHING DISHES!"

"LIKE HELL I AM!"

The rest of the crew quickly finished their meal before Sanji and Zoro's fight could blow away all the food.

A while later, Sanji was lounging in a chair while Zoro angrily dunked the dirty dishes in dishwater and slapped them with a wet towel to dry. He was doing a pretty shitty job of cleaning, but it was still satisfying at least.

Sanji tensed and tried not to throw himself at Nami and Robins' feet as they entered the galley, thankfully fully dressed.

"You made it, Sanji-kun. It's been one day." Nami said to him. Sanji looked up in surprise, his entire face lighting up.

"Congratulations, Cook-san." Robin chuckled.

"MELLORINE!~" Sanji cried out in relief. He began to noodle around Nami and Robin at full speed, the wind nearly knocking them over.

"TAKE THAT, MARIMO!"

As a warning, the first few are pretty short, but I promise, they'll get more lengthy later (around the halfway point, actually).
Reviews will be greatly appreciated.