The Return of Cross Rabbit
This shiz is gonna be epic, man. I've been gone for so long! What do you think I was doing? Getting better, man! That's right! My skillz are even sicker than before I left! ... Okay, let's cut to the chase. You all hate me, right?
Fans: YES.
Because I left you, right?
Fans: YES.
Well, I'm sorry...
Fans: PROVE IT.
...But, how? You want another story?
Fans: YES.
Well, if it helps any, I'm re-doing Nuthin' But A Number. Completely re-doing it. Because in my opinion, compared to what I can do now, it sucks. Don't you all agree?
Fans: Well, we weren't gonna say anything...
...Then, don't. Just lemme re-do the fic. Gimme a few weeks. I promise you ALL a new first chapter!
Fans: Cheers of hope and joy erupt from the mountaintops as the angry fans put away their swords and daggers and other sharp pointy things that they were gonna use to hurt our beloved author.
Sniffle. Thank you all for giving me another try! I love you all!