Title: Mockingjay Woman
Genre: Humor/Parody
Rating: K
Summary: Katniss might be taking her job a bit too seriously…
Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to The Hunger Games. And if you made a story like or exactly like this one, I'm sorry. I wasn't sure, but I wanted to make it so badly!
It was a quiet day in the underground quarters of District 13. Well, for a few hours, anyway. Primrose Everdeen looked up at the sound of yelling and…something else—like feathers or something—in the corridor. Tentatively, she got up from her bed and opened the door. What she saw was definitely not what she had expected. There were a lot of guards covering her view, but that wasn't a problem anymore when her sister Katniss jumped over them all, flapping her wings a little. Wait—wings? Prim blinked in shock. Katniss was wearing a black and white bird costume from the neck down and a ridiculous bright orange beak over her nose. She ran down the corridor, screeching: "I am the MOCKINGJAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!" Prim sighed and went back into her shared quarters. Just another day in District 13.
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