Author's Note This is my first fanfiction, so please be gentle. This is also my own pairing, not between Roy or any other FMA character, but between Roy and a character of my own design. If you don't like the thought of this then don't read it. If you don't like- well, to put it bluntly- sex, then fuck off. I like the thoughts of a naked Colonel Roy Mustang fucking the brains out of a girl, but no that is not all this is about. This is love, not just sex. Also this is a combo of both the original and brotherhood. Mostly brotherhood, but there are certain sections that are from the original.

Disclaimer- I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist, I totally wish, but if I did, Roy would be horny all the time and fuck anything that moves, specifically Riza and Ed.

Warning- Not this chapter yet, but later on there will be the fore mentioned sexual themes. I am not uncomfortable with m/m so I might add something like that later, but most of it will just be M/F.

Roy- JUST SHUT UP BABE AND LET THEM READ!

Me- Pissy aren't we love? * wiggles eyebrows tauntingly *

Roy- No, I just want you to come back to bed so I can do what you so gladly mentioned above. * grins evilly *

Me- SEE YA! I AM GETTING LAID!

Sister- Enjoy the story. AND KEEP THAT DISGUSTING SHIT QUIET!

Me & Roy- FUCK OFF!

-setting- Roy Mustangs office, on Ed's first day as the Fullmetal Alchemist.

*knock-knock-knock *

"Enter" Roy calls through the door as he signs off his paperwork.

"Umm, sir." Ed says coming in and feeling uncomfortable and uncertain.

"Edward," Roy begins, "I am glad you came in, I just got through a file that I wanted you to go investigate. There has been some strange things going on in a small eastern town, and I have a suspicion that it involves what you and your brother are searching for." He looks to be about to keep talking, but looks over Ed's shoulder when there is a bit of commotion behind Ed in the exterior office.

"Sir! The Colonel is busy, but I can-" Liteunant Hawkeye says but is cut off by a harsh voice.

"I am very well aware, as I can see him right now, and it is only the new dog, so it is no concern of mine, and I will be going in now." I hiss. I am taller than Ed obviously, and a bit older as of looks, but I could deceive you with my appearance as to my age. My waist length auburn hair sways in a strict ponytail that shows my military background. The military uniform compliments my form and Havoc has a hard time taking his eyes off of my ass until I turn to him sharply. "Eyes and tongue back in your head soldier!" I bark out. My form is dainty and well-rounded but I admit that my attitude is another story. I continue on into Roy's office and close the door as Edward should have done. When I turn back, Roy is standing at attention with a crisp salute.

"Sir!" He says as I look Ed and him over.

"At ease Roy, and don't look like I am going to eat you, Fullmetal. I can be harsh, but that is only when I am irritated, and most of the people in that office irritate me." I say with a slight chuckle.

"Brigadier General Mardel, what can I do for you?" Roy asks as he lowers his hand.

"I have told you Roy, call me Arista," I say stalking over and sitting on Roy's desk comfortably. Ed gets an odd look on his face at this but I ignore it and take more interest in the file Roy had in his hand for Ed. I slip it out and hold my hand up at Roy wanting to speak. I begin reading it and snort a bit, then put it all back neatly and set it on his desk. "I would prefer to speak in private, so finish your business with Fullmetal." I say curtly.

"Yes, well, Fullmetal," Roy begins but is cut off by the fore mentioned pipsqueak.

"Wait, SHE is a BRIGADIER GENERAL!?" he squawks. "She can't be much older than me!"

I stand, go around the desk and glare. "I might look young and drop-dead sexy, but trust me," I say as I stalk towards him making him fall into the small couch in the office when I get in his face, "I am by far more deadly than anyone in this building gives me credit for." I say with a slight hiss. As I stare him down I hear Roy move towards me, but I am too pissed off to care. I leap a foot into the air as Roy slips his hands around my waist and drags me a few feet away.

"Easy babe, no need to scare the poor kid any more than you have." he says kissing my neck. Ed gets an uncomfortable look at witnessing this private moment, and looks away.

"What, haven't seen a couple kiss?" I ask in a placating tone. Roy chuckles and releases me then hands Ed the folder holding all of his needed information.

"Leor? Never heard of it." Ed says looking through it.

"You go out as soon as possible, and you should take your brother with you," Roy says as he shoots me a look for her indignant snort.

"What!" I squeak at this look, "He hasn't heard of Leor, and I won't be the one to clue him in on anything so don't look at me like that!" I say sternly now.

"Ok, if I'm not getting any more needed information then I suppose I shall head out now." Ed says as he inches towards the door while Roy and I stare at each other. Roy looks away and nods.

"Be careful, and be ready to give me a detailed report upon returning." He says.

"Yes sir!" Ed says tearing out of there before anything else can happen between the two who are obviously in love.

As the door slams closed Roy looks back to me when I am now in his face and have laced my arms around his neck.

"Nice way of letting it slip finally." I say slightly scolding him for being so obvious as to our long hidden relationship.

"He won't tell anyone because he assumes they already know." He explains.

"You think I didn't notice that running through his head as clearly as I see your mental images of stripping me down and fucking me madly. I do NOT wear thongs!" I say suddenly at that image running through his head and pull away as Roy chuckles to himself and tries to pull me back towards him.

"You are the most sexy elf I have ever laid eyes on though," He says stroking my hidden pointed ears."You needed to talk?" he asks when I am securely wrapped back in his arms.

"Yes, I am going to be shipped back out to Central in a couple of weeks." I say sadly, "The Fuhrer is traveling, and wants me there with him."

"But I only just got you back from Central." he says. "Damn greedy cock-blocks." Roy mutters under his breath.

"Yeah, but as I said a couple of weeks," I say as I grin and gets on my toes to kiss him. I moan as he shoves his tongue into my mouth and our slick muscles slide around a bit in contentment.

Until the Lituenant crashes in. "SIR I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE UP TO AND IF YOU WANT THIS TO STAY QUIET YOU WILL QUIT IT RIGHT NOW!" Riza says with an angry red face and her gun out and pointed at Roy.

I keep my arms around his neck then release one to flip her off. I give Roy one last kiss then release entirely. Roy sighs and rubs his neck since he had jumped to full attention until he heard what Riza was saying.

"If you don't like my methods of keeping you two silent, then I suggest you refrain from those acts in this building." Riza says in slight apology. "My apologies for not knocking Brigadier and Colonel."

I just ignore her and put my hair back into place. When I am satisfied I leave the office and go to resume my own duties.

"Damn Lituenant, can't you give us a little bit of time?" Roy says as he sags into his office chair.

"You know what you both asked of me, if I can hear it, I stop it to the best of my ability." She says bluntly.

"Yes and it is slightly appreciated as always." Roy says then sighs. "You may leave Lituenant."

As I stalk out I gets a few looks from the office members. Breda and Havoc specifically, Fury just looks up sheepishly then goes back to working on his transmitter while Fallman keeps reading.

Upon exiting that office I sigh and goe to my own private office. I grab up my necessary papers and when I head down to the lunch room I sigh upon seeing Roy sitting alone with a meek amount of food on one tray and a second completely full. I sit next to him and picks from the less stacked tray in silence.

"Nothing to say today Arista? Not even after that?" He says looking oddly at me.

"I am heading out tonight and will be back in a couple of days." Is all I say.

"Come over to my place when you get back?" Roy asks softly.

"Sure." I says with a bright smile as I pick a bit more.

"I hate that you eat so little. I feel like a pig." Roy says poking at his belly.

"If you are calling yourself fat, then you are lying, and you know why I don't eat much." I say mostly avoiding the topic.

"Yeah"

I board the train and falls to sleep in a private compartment. But it was admittedly a fitful sleep.

When the train arrives at it's station, there is a all terrain vehicle awaiting for and I get in before the car takes off into the desert. Upon my arrival to the small desert town I go to a hotel and stay there for most of the day.

I charge into the room just as Cornello calls for his Chimera. When Ed kicks it I give a slight grimace when I feel it's pain. I dash up to Ed and when the bird catches his leg I mounts it and whisper for my swords. They come to my hands and I slash at it. Ed kicks at it and as it sails through the air, I drop to the ground.

"And just who is this?" Cornello asks.

"The High Arcane Alchemist if you must know, and don't bother, I already know you and all of your men's names and faces. Yours too Rose." I say with a sneer.

When the Chimera attacks Ed again I looks on in horror for a moment then sees that he is fine when I hears it's teath scrape.

Cornello yells in disbelief.

"Don't look away Rose, you need to see what happens when you cross into the territory of immortals!" Ed calls out as he rips his coat and jacket. (I paraphrased for my own purpose so don't criticize me!)

I look at him also and see the scars upon him. I feel like I am about to cry for him, but then hear a gun click and whip around to see Father Cornello with a gun over his shoulder

"You stepped on the toes of GOD, You tried to bring someone dead back to life and now I see why you are, the Fullmetal Alchemist. Your metal arm and leg, that is why they call you theFULLMETAL ALCHEMIST! (Again paraphrased I didn't quite remember the real lines, but it is still for my own purpose entirely.) Father Cornello says in disdain.

He fires off the automatic gun and he fires between me and Ed and Al. I dodge the bullets and run at him, running up the wall swinging my sword so that it is the hilt that would strike him, he drops the gun and backs up. I land and scowl.

"You scum, you lie to these people, you say that you will bring her beloved back to life, you say that EDWARD comitted a taboo, THE TABOO, when you say you would do the EXACT SAME THING!" I scream swinging out with my swords. I do it as show, not to actually hurt him. At the time that is.

"Father Cornello!" Craig shouts with all of the other devout followers behind him.

"Time to go! Arista!" Ed calls.

"You fools, you are heading right for a dead end!" Cornello scoffs as I jump over the rail and follow.

"Like I always say, if you can't find a door, make your own!" Ed says putting his hands to the wall. I laugh at his antics and as the men follow and shoot at us, I deflect the bulletts with my swords. (again, I couldn't help but use those lines)