Hello! Just a goofy InuYasha/Hamtaro fic out of my head.
Note: I am not trying to make fun of the characters in a mean way, though
it may seem like it to you. But you can still flame me. Only for a good
reason though!
One day, Hamtaro's going to the clubhouse than usual...well, more like running to the clubhouse
*Bijou, Oxnard, Boss, Maxwell, Stan, Sandy, Pashmina, and Penelope are at the clubhouse*
Bijou: Look at zee pretty rock I have found! *holds up a small fragment of the Shikon Jewel*
Pashmina: ooh, pretty! *stares in awe*
Penelope: Ookwee...
Hamtaro: Guess what guys?! I found something cool! It's big, and it has a giant hole in it, and...well, you gotta see it!
Stan: What is it?
Hamtaro: I don't know! Come and see! Come and see!
Boss: Calm down already! Wha'd ya have for breakfast, sugar?!
Hamtaro: No! Come and see! Come and see!
Oxnard: Sure he didn't. T_T
*they go and see*
Maxwell: it's a well
Sandy: What's a well?
Maxwell: *explains what a well is, because I, (the author of this crazy, insane and complicated story) am too lazy to type in the meaning of a well* That's what a well is!
*everyone jumps ontop of the well*
Sandy: Totally cool!
Hamtaro: I wonder what happens when you go down this hole? *falls in* AAAAHHH!!!
Everyone else: HAMTARO!!!
*no answer*
Boss: Everybody, go down!
Oxnard: Too scary! I'll be at home!
Boss: *pushes Oxnard* Just do as I say!
Oxnard: AAAAAUUUGH!!!!!
*everyone else jumps in and goes through, and ends up at the bottom*
Sandy: Ow...
Maxwell: Next time, don't lean over so far...
Hamtaro: No problem with that one...
Bijou: Where eez my rock?! I must find my rock!
Boss: Here it is! *holds up shikon jewel shard*
Bijou: Oh thank you so much! *takes jewel shard and dances around happily*
Boss: *blushes* ^ ^
Stan: *climbs to the top of the well* Guys...I don't think we're in our world anymore...
Sandy: What kind of crazy talk is that?!
*the hamhams climb up*
Bijou: He eez right!
Oxnard: AAAHH!!! I wanna go back! *tries to go back by stomping on ground of the bottom of the well* I can't!
Boss: Let's look around!
Maxwell: No! We shouldn't! What if something bad happens, like a gang of disfigured weirdos is waiting at the top?
Boss: ....Maxwell, all the book reading is making you imangine the most insane and stupid things you could possibly come up with! In other words, it's turing your brain into mush. Close the book, and tune into reality for once!
Maxwell: No! That's what T.V does to you, not books! Books help you learn!
Hamtaro: Let's explore!
Maxwell: NO!!!
*Kagome, Inu Yasha, Shippo, Sango, Miroku, and Kilala(i'm not sure if I got that right) are stopping by the well.
Kagome: But I don't wanna go home!
Shippo: Think of it this way, you'll have all the shampoo you want back in your world! *cause we all know about Kagome's obsession about Shampoo*
Kagome: Hmmmm......good point!
Inu Yasha: and besides, it's too dangerous! Go back to your own world! *sees Hamtaro* A rat!
Kagome: A RAT?! EEEEEKKK!! WHERE!? WHERE?! *looks down* Aaaawwwww! That's not a rat! That's a hamster!
Hamtaro: You talking to me?
Kagome: He just talked! That makes him twice as cute!
Maxwell: *pushes his face up against Boss's face* See? I told you there'd be a gang of disfigured weirdos up here! See?! What did I tell you?! See?! SEE?! *sorry if i'm really putting Maxwell out of character ^^;*
Boss: Two words for ya; Breath Mints!
Oxnard: Where?! I'm hungry!
Inu Yasha: Who are ya calling disfigured?!
Hamtaro: Hey! I can understand you!
Kagome: *scoops Hamtaro up* You're sooooooooo kawaii! *snuggles Hamtaro*
Hamtaro: You really remind me of Laura! You sound like her too! *snuggles back*
Sandy: It's not safe to talk or snuggle up to strangers...
Miroku: Hello there!
Sandy: STAY AWAY FROM ME! *backs away*
Stan: *walks up to Miroku* You'll have to excuse her. She's just a little paranoid.
Kagome: So cuuuuuuuuuute!!! ^^
Boss: How can Hamtaro stand all that snuggling from a human?! I'd never let one even try to lay a finger on me!
Shippo: *Gasp* A HAMSTER! *grabs Boss, and practically squeezes the life out of him* Oh I love you! I love you! I love you! I LOVE YOU!!!!
Boss: 0_0; Ack! A little help...
Pashmina: uuuhh......
Penelope: Ookwee! *runs over to Kilala*
Pashmina: No! *runs after Penelope*
Kagome: *holds up Hamtaro infront of Inu yasha's face* Look Inu Yasha! Isn't it cute!?
Inu Yasha: YEAUGH! Keep that mouse away from me!
Hamtaro: ; I'm not a mouse! I'm a hamster!
Inu Yasha: T_T Whatever...
Hamtaro: Hey! Wait a minute! What are those?! *jumps on Inu yasha's head* Oh wow! Look at the cute doggy ears on his head! *wiggles them*
Inu Yasha: GET OFF! *throws Hamtaro back at Kagome* Stupid rodent!
Kagome: You're so mean! *looks down at Hamtaro* Are you okay little guy? *snuggles him*
Pashmina: Stay away from the kitty Penelope! It could be dangerous!
Sango: You don't have to worry about Kilala, she wouldn't hurt a fly!
Kilala: Meow! *a fly zips by, and she swats at it with her claws, then eats it*
Pashmina: 0_0; Come on Penelope...*backs away slowly, then starts running off, pulling Penelope along*
Shippo: *snuggling Boss* I'm gonna pet you, and cuddle you, and feed you, and play with you, and snuggle you, and dress you up so we can play tea party, and i'm gonna love you for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and...
Oxnard: Gee, wonder how long this can go on for?
*15 minutes later*
Shippo: and ever an ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever...
Oxnard: I'm sorry I asked
Shippo: and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and-
Boss: SHUTUP ALREADY!!!
Shippo: .__. ever and ever!
Kagome: Come on Inu yasha! Pick one up! That large-headed brown one holding the book looks sweet!
Maxwell: 0_0; RUN AWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off as fast as he can through the woods* I TOLD THEM, BUT NOOOOOO! THEY WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME! NOW THEIR BRAINS ARE GETTING SUCKED UP BY EVIL MONSTERS!!!
Inu Yasha: We're wasting time! We need to find the fragments of the- huh?*spots Bijou's shard of the jewel* That's one of them! *leaps at Bijou*
Bijou: 0_0; EEEEKK!!! *runs off* HELP ME! HELP ME!
Boss: BIJOU! I'LL SAVE YOU!!! *jumps from Shippo's arms*
Shippo: Come baaaaaack!!! ;_;
Inu Yasha: *chasing Bijou* Give me that jewel shard you stupid demon!
One day, Hamtaro's going to the clubhouse than usual...well, more like running to the clubhouse
*Bijou, Oxnard, Boss, Maxwell, Stan, Sandy, Pashmina, and Penelope are at the clubhouse*
Bijou: Look at zee pretty rock I have found! *holds up a small fragment of the Shikon Jewel*
Pashmina: ooh, pretty! *stares in awe*
Penelope: Ookwee...
Hamtaro: Guess what guys?! I found something cool! It's big, and it has a giant hole in it, and...well, you gotta see it!
Stan: What is it?
Hamtaro: I don't know! Come and see! Come and see!
Boss: Calm down already! Wha'd ya have for breakfast, sugar?!
Hamtaro: No! Come and see! Come and see!
Oxnard: Sure he didn't. T_T
*they go and see*
Maxwell: it's a well
Sandy: What's a well?
Maxwell: *explains what a well is, because I, (the author of this crazy, insane and complicated story) am too lazy to type in the meaning of a well* That's what a well is!
*everyone jumps ontop of the well*
Sandy: Totally cool!
Hamtaro: I wonder what happens when you go down this hole? *falls in* AAAAHHH!!!
Everyone else: HAMTARO!!!
*no answer*
Boss: Everybody, go down!
Oxnard: Too scary! I'll be at home!
Boss: *pushes Oxnard* Just do as I say!
Oxnard: AAAAAUUUGH!!!!!
*everyone else jumps in and goes through, and ends up at the bottom*
Sandy: Ow...
Maxwell: Next time, don't lean over so far...
Hamtaro: No problem with that one...
Bijou: Where eez my rock?! I must find my rock!
Boss: Here it is! *holds up shikon jewel shard*
Bijou: Oh thank you so much! *takes jewel shard and dances around happily*
Boss: *blushes* ^ ^
Stan: *climbs to the top of the well* Guys...I don't think we're in our world anymore...
Sandy: What kind of crazy talk is that?!
*the hamhams climb up*
Bijou: He eez right!
Oxnard: AAAHH!!! I wanna go back! *tries to go back by stomping on ground of the bottom of the well* I can't!
Boss: Let's look around!
Maxwell: No! We shouldn't! What if something bad happens, like a gang of disfigured weirdos is waiting at the top?
Boss: ....Maxwell, all the book reading is making you imangine the most insane and stupid things you could possibly come up with! In other words, it's turing your brain into mush. Close the book, and tune into reality for once!
Maxwell: No! That's what T.V does to you, not books! Books help you learn!
Hamtaro: Let's explore!
Maxwell: NO!!!
*Kagome, Inu Yasha, Shippo, Sango, Miroku, and Kilala(i'm not sure if I got that right) are stopping by the well.
Kagome: But I don't wanna go home!
Shippo: Think of it this way, you'll have all the shampoo you want back in your world! *cause we all know about Kagome's obsession about Shampoo*
Kagome: Hmmmm......good point!
Inu Yasha: and besides, it's too dangerous! Go back to your own world! *sees Hamtaro* A rat!
Kagome: A RAT?! EEEEEKKK!! WHERE!? WHERE?! *looks down* Aaaawwwww! That's not a rat! That's a hamster!
Hamtaro: You talking to me?
Kagome: He just talked! That makes him twice as cute!
Maxwell: *pushes his face up against Boss's face* See? I told you there'd be a gang of disfigured weirdos up here! See?! What did I tell you?! See?! SEE?! *sorry if i'm really putting Maxwell out of character ^^;*
Boss: Two words for ya; Breath Mints!
Oxnard: Where?! I'm hungry!
Inu Yasha: Who are ya calling disfigured?!
Hamtaro: Hey! I can understand you!
Kagome: *scoops Hamtaro up* You're sooooooooo kawaii! *snuggles Hamtaro*
Hamtaro: You really remind me of Laura! You sound like her too! *snuggles back*
Sandy: It's not safe to talk or snuggle up to strangers...
Miroku: Hello there!
Sandy: STAY AWAY FROM ME! *backs away*
Stan: *walks up to Miroku* You'll have to excuse her. She's just a little paranoid.
Kagome: So cuuuuuuuuuute!!! ^^
Boss: How can Hamtaro stand all that snuggling from a human?! I'd never let one even try to lay a finger on me!
Shippo: *Gasp* A HAMSTER! *grabs Boss, and practically squeezes the life out of him* Oh I love you! I love you! I love you! I LOVE YOU!!!!
Boss: 0_0; Ack! A little help...
Pashmina: uuuhh......
Penelope: Ookwee! *runs over to Kilala*
Pashmina: No! *runs after Penelope*
Kagome: *holds up Hamtaro infront of Inu yasha's face* Look Inu Yasha! Isn't it cute!?
Inu Yasha: YEAUGH! Keep that mouse away from me!
Hamtaro: ; I'm not a mouse! I'm a hamster!
Inu Yasha: T_T Whatever...
Hamtaro: Hey! Wait a minute! What are those?! *jumps on Inu yasha's head* Oh wow! Look at the cute doggy ears on his head! *wiggles them*
Inu Yasha: GET OFF! *throws Hamtaro back at Kagome* Stupid rodent!
Kagome: You're so mean! *looks down at Hamtaro* Are you okay little guy? *snuggles him*
Pashmina: Stay away from the kitty Penelope! It could be dangerous!
Sango: You don't have to worry about Kilala, she wouldn't hurt a fly!
Kilala: Meow! *a fly zips by, and she swats at it with her claws, then eats it*
Pashmina: 0_0; Come on Penelope...*backs away slowly, then starts running off, pulling Penelope along*
Shippo: *snuggling Boss* I'm gonna pet you, and cuddle you, and feed you, and play with you, and snuggle you, and dress you up so we can play tea party, and i'm gonna love you for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and...
Oxnard: Gee, wonder how long this can go on for?
*15 minutes later*
Shippo: and ever an ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever...
Oxnard: I'm sorry I asked
Shippo: and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and-
Boss: SHUTUP ALREADY!!!
Shippo: .__. ever and ever!
Kagome: Come on Inu yasha! Pick one up! That large-headed brown one holding the book looks sweet!
Maxwell: 0_0; RUN AWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off as fast as he can through the woods* I TOLD THEM, BUT NOOOOOO! THEY WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME! NOW THEIR BRAINS ARE GETTING SUCKED UP BY EVIL MONSTERS!!!
Inu Yasha: We're wasting time! We need to find the fragments of the- huh?*spots Bijou's shard of the jewel* That's one of them! *leaps at Bijou*
Bijou: 0_0; EEEEKK!!! *runs off* HELP ME! HELP ME!
Boss: BIJOU! I'LL SAVE YOU!!! *jumps from Shippo's arms*
Shippo: Come baaaaaack!!! ;_;
Inu Yasha: *chasing Bijou* Give me that jewel shard you stupid demon!