(A/N) Re-uploaded from 2006. Old.
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Bond Girls
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"Pussy Galore?" Jack scoffed, breaking into peels of laughter.
When Rose just looked at him blankly, he continued to laugh. "Oh come on," he said with a grin. "If that isn't a sexual innuendo, I don't know what is!"
Rose let a grin creep onto her lips. "Maybe your mind's just in the gutter," she suggested, eyebrows raised.
Rose had convinced Jack to watch some films from her century. James Bond films. Why the Doctor had the complete collection in his archive, Rose had absolutely no idea.
"Why does he always get to sleep with beautiful women?" Jack asked. "He doesn't have half my charm!"
Rose burst out laughing. "If you say so. Captain." She added with sarcasm. "They're Bond girls. It's what they're there for."
"Like a companion?" Jack asked, with a sideways glance.
Rose, eyes firmly fixed on the television just mumbled a "Mmm-hmmm" in response.
"You're a Bond Girl!" Jack pointed at her with glee, after a moments silence.
"What?"
"You're the Doctor's companion, you're a Bond Girl! And don't tell me you're not sleeping with him," He added with a devilish grin, arms folded.
Rose stared at him, with her mouth hanging slightly open, lost for words. In the end she settled for a simple "Shut up."
"You are, you're a Bond Girl!" Jack kept repeating, finding it increasingly funnier each time he said it.
"Look, if we're gonna get technical about it, I'm not a Bond Girl. I'm a Doctor's Girl." She started to giggle, giving into the temptation of being silly.
"Doctor's Girl…A nurse! You're a nurse! Doctor's girls are nurses!" Jack started to point and laugh again.
The Doctor entered the room, a perplexed expression on his face.
"What's going on?" He asked, confused.
"We've decided Rose would make a good Bond Girl." Jack laughed.
Rose rolled her eyes, and got up to leave the room, though she had a smirk on her face.
The Doctor took her seat.
"Where does she keep her gun, then?" The Doctor grinned, joining in on the banter.
Rose turned, leaning against the door frame. She folded her arms across her chest, and with raised eyebrows let a sly smile creep onto her features.
"Wouldn't you like to know?" Rose asked seductively.
"Are you going to tell us?" Jack asked, leaning forward and laughing.
"What makes you think I don't already know?" The Doctor said, silencing Jack, who was now totally speechless.
The End