Spikey the Bleach-Blond Vampire
(Sung to Rudoph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
Written by Sanguinary

Notes: Just a bit of flik to sing to the neighbours on Christmas Day.
Discaimer: Spike and Angel are owned by the great Joss. That's all.


Spikey the bleach-blond vampire, (Vampire)
Had some very shiny fangs, (Shiny fangs)
And if you ever saw them, (Saw them)
You would even say they glow. (Like a light bulb)

All of the other vampires, (Vampires)
Use to laugh and call him names, (Like poofter!)
They never let poor Spikey, (Spikey)
Join in any vampire games. (Like

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Angel came to say, (Ho, ho, ho.)
'Spikey with your fangs so bright
Won't you guide my gang tonight?'

Then how the vampire's loved him, (loved him)
As they shouted out with glee, (Yipppe!)
Spikey the bleach-blond vampire, (Vampire)
You'll go down in history! (Like the Master!)