Inferno

by sagelynaive

I have nothing to say about this. Besides that it's for Week of Terible Authors and I was supposed to post it yesterday

Once upon a time, there was alot of people, who were silly. They lived on a planet with, like, no real video game graphics, and they were so dumb that their police didn't do anything, so a team of robotic monkeys had to protect them from all of the big monsters that randomly attakd there city, village, town thing. They lived inside this giant robot dude. So like, there was this one monkey who had a helmet the color of that stuff in your ear. And she had like, really bad anger issues. Her name was Nova. So she ws walkling through the robot, and this other silver monkey, Antauri, was all like,

"Hey! I'm gonna throw pie in your face 'cuz you have earwax on your helmet! FREAK!" and he threw a big cherry pie at her face.

And she was all like" OH NO YOU DIDN'T! YOU JERK!" And just then the blue monkey ran in with the green monkey, and they were juggling stuffed animals and eggs. And the green monkey, Otto, was juggling the stuffed animals. And he was all like

"Dude, Nova, why did you have all these in your room?" and he turned on his saws and cut a stuffed hedge hog in half, and then one of Gibson's eggs fell on it.

And Nova was all like" YOU KILLED MR. PRICKLES!" and she started looking like a she was gonna blow up like a baloon with tomatoe juice every where. Then her gutz wood go flying.

"HAHAHA NOVA'S GOING TO BLOW UP!" Gibson was dancinh. And Sparx and Chiro came in and they're all like:

"Wazzup muchachos?"

Then Gibson just, like, yelled " NOVA'S GONNA EXPLODE!"

And Sparx is like "Cool beans bro."

Just then Mandarin jumpz in an he says "Oooka look! I WANT CAKE!"

And Antauri is just like "MONKEY DOODLE THIS IS FUN!"

Then Mandarin and Chiro and Sparx are all like"LANGUAGE ANTAURI!"

And Antauri just says"I'LL SAY WHAT I WANT TO! YAAAAH!" And he attacks them and horribly disfigures them, and then Nova explodes and the whole world is exploded and covered with her guts.

And so this girl with red hair and a teal hat came, and she was like"LET'S DO THIS THING!" and she took a pen outta her pocket, and like, wrote something downin a notebook, and the whole world was suddenly all back together again, and Nova was like

"Dude, I got MAAAAD!"

And then it started raining TNT. And the girl in the hat took a match and lit one, and it exploded the whole world and everyone except the girl.

And they all lived happily ever after! :)

THE END!:):):)