Hello, it is I, Vexan! Here trying to create a new story! There will be no intro for this chapter really, so enjoy!
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A Typhlosion ran up to a table, out of breath, before he threw down a folder full of papers. At the head of said table sat a Type:Null with a Ditto next to him. The two eyed the starter type as he tried to catch his breath, neither saying a word.
"Everything is all set." The Typhlosion said after a few moments, opening up the folder. He pulled out multiple papers, eventually sliding one towards the two silent Pokemon, "We were approved to have at least three seasons. But are you sure this is a good idea, sir?" The fire type asked the Type:Null.
"Of course it is." The normal type responded in a rough voice, "We have to prove that regular Pokemon can be as good as those damn legendaries. We have to beat them in every area, including these idiotic shows!"
Typhlosion deadpanned, "And why do we need to prove we are better than legendaries?"
"They think they're all high and mighty and so much better than us!" Ditto replied this time, his voice slightly higher than the average guy, "Well, they aren't! We are all equal!"
"They are immortal, we are not." Typhlosion stated as he shook his head, "I'm just going to chalk this up as you two being butthurt about being imperfect copies."
Type:Null scoffed, "We are not! We are our own Pokemon that just happen to be better than them."
"Whatever." The Typhlosion sighed as he rubbed his head, "Anyways, the hosts have been contacted, the stimulation chamber has been placed, and the trailers are all set. All of the contestants are on their different planes that will be at the airport soon enough. Anything else?"
Type:Null shook his head, "That will be all." He stated gruffly before he narrowed his eyes at the weasel, "If you weren't a valuable worker, you would have been fired already for your comments."
"Mhmm." Typhlosion hummed as he walked away, leaving the folder and papers on the table. After he left the room, Type:Null sighed.
"I want to kill him…"
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In the middle of the largest airport in Sinnoh, a Lopunny hummed to herself as she waited for an old friend of hers. Recently, she was able to get a job with TPRT, a hosting job that most legendaries end up doing. A few days later, a familiar face had showed up and applied while Lopunny was getting ready for her job. Soon, she'll see her old best friend again…If she can actually arrive on time.
"She really loves being fashionably late, I forgot about that." Lopunny said to herself as she sighed. A few moments later, a fluffy cloud-like bird flew over to the bunny, a large grin on her face.
"Loppy!" The Pokemon exclaimed as she crashed into the bunny.
"Altaria!" Lopunny shouted, happy yet in pain. She groaned as she pushed the dragon off of her, "I know we haven't seen each other in years, but there's no need to tackle me." She scowled at the cloud as Altaria started to tear up.
"Come here." Lopunny said as she pulled Altaria into a hug, "I really missed you."
"I-I missed you too." Altaria replied as she pulled away, sniffling a bit yet grinning at the normal type.
"So, you ready to start hosting this thing?" Lopunny asked, "Right now, we have to wait and greet the contestants." Altaria nodded.
"I cannot wait to meet all of the new people!" Altaria sang as she started to fly around, receiving a few looks as she did so.
"Calm down Altaria." Lopunny said with a soft sigh, "The camera has been on for awhile, so all of this is being recorded."
Altaria's eyes widened as she flew down next to the rabbit, "Did you just break the fourth wall?" She then gasped as her voice raised in pitch, "No one is supposed to break the fourth wall! It breaks the universe open and then we all become zombies!"
"That actually sounds pretty radical, dude." The two hosts heard behind them. The two turned and saw a Ponyta standing there, smiling at the two.
"Oh, hello Ponyta." Lopunny greeted as another cameraman moved to capture the interaction, "How did you get here so fast? None of the planes have landed yet."
Ponyta smirked at the two, "Since I live in Sinnoh, I decided to just walk here. I didn't want to ride in an airplane anyways, it sounds like a hassle."
"We are going to take a plane to our destination, I hope you are alright for that?" Lopunny asked, her concern starting to show through.
"If it's needed, I'm up for whatever." Ponyta responded, "But if given a choice, I like to take the road least traveled. It's just who I am, and it makes life so much more entertaining!"
"I could imagine." Lopunny responded with a giggle. She looked around and saw that the planes from Kanto were landing, "So Ponyta, as we wait for the others to get here, tell me why you joined this competition."
"I just came here to have fun really." Ponyta replied, "And the fact that people are becoming less willing to join, I just had to sign up. Show that I am different."
"People are becoming less willing to join?" Lopunny repeated, "Why is that?"
"Because shows like these put contestants through a lot of pain and suffering, in which said contestants are shown to complain constantly." A Charmeleon said in a gruff voice as he walked over towards the two. He crossed his arms while maintaining an intimidating glare, "Like one show, Total Xtreme Action, had one guy get burned multiple times."
"Oh, wasn't that the show where the gay butterfly won?" Ponyta asked as she turned towards the starter, not affected by his glare at all.
"That is correct." Charmeleon replied as he nodded his head, "Personally, I wanted the Scolipede to win, or maybe even the Amaura. Both were great competitors that were voted out due to being threats. Maybe in another universe, one of them would win."
"Thank you for that answer, Charmeleon, and I'm glad to have you here." Lopunny greeted with a smile, "Well, since we are waiting for others, mind telling us why you joined?"
"I really need money, so might as well try my hand at a competition." The lizard shrugged his shoulders, "Though, I'm one hundred percent certain that I will lose this, but I wanted to at least try."
"Why do you say you're going to lose?" Altaria asked, "Are you being tracked down by the FBI, whose mission is only to make sure your life is terrible, so they'll rig the game?"
Charmeleon blinked at Altaria before he closed his eyes, "No. While there are a lot of threats in this game, both physically and mentally, the true threats are social threats. It all depends on one's social game, and mine is not strong whatsoever."
"And yet, by making sure you don't lose, you won't get the chance to be voted out." A silky voice said as a Ninetails walked towards the small group. She maintained a blank face as the others turned towards her, "A popular person cannot be a threat if the team cannot vote."
"Yes, but considering these competitions have a lot of unexpected results, I doubt a team or player can win continuously." Charmeleon replied as he opened his eyes.
"If you prove yourself useful to the team, then you will be kept in."
"And then the merge hits, the phase where the threats are taken care of if the annoyances are gone."
"Yet-"
"Calm down you two!" Ponyta exclaimed as she cut off Ninetails, "The competition hasn't even started. At least relax a little before everyone gets here, there's no need to be so tense early on. Have fun once in awhile."
"I refuse to show weakness early on." Ninetails said simply.
"I agree with Ponyta, you two should relax." Lopunny stated, "That was a stressful conversation, and too much stress is bad for you. It makes me worry."
A small cough was heard after a few seconds as a Growlithe slowly walked over with wide eyes. He reached the group before he spoke, "Uh… Hello. Is this the place for Total Pokemon Blazing Inferno?"
"Yes it is, Growlithe, welcome!" Lopunny greeted, "Not to be rude, but how are you here? The Alolan planes haven't landed yet."
"Oh, I arrived here hours ago." Growlithe responded sheepishly as he gave the host a shy grin, "I was nervous about being late, so I took an earlier plane. Then I thought I was in the wrong airport because I couldn't find you guys, and then I remembered that I got here early and then I fell asleep. Then-"
"Shut it." Charmeleon growled out, making the pup yelp in surprise before he nodded.
"S-Sorry, just nervous is all." Growlithe replied with a chuckle.
"Don't be, no one here will bite you." Lopunny told the pup as her smile became warmer, "So, why did you decide to join? And you too Ninetails."
"I have… Personal reasons…" Growlithe replied vaguely.
"I joined only to test my skills against others." Ninetails added, to which Charmeleon scoffed at.
"You just lost by saying that." He said as he shook his head, "People are going to target you now because they will see you as a threat."
"Yet I will get farther than you." Ninetails replied cool as the planes from Hoenn arrived. She then started to glare at the lizard, "I advise you to stop talking or else I'll have to deal with you."
"Excuse you?" Charmeleon returned the glare as Pokemon started to file into the airport.
Growlithe backed up towards Ponyta as he whispered to her, "I'm scared…"
"No need to be, for I am here to protect you!" Ponyta whispered back.
"My my, kids these days are so eager to get into fights." The two glaring fire types broke their gazes as a Torkoal walked towards the group.
"Kid? I'm twenty years old!" Charmeleon exclaimed a growl.
Torkoal laughed an old man's laugh as he came to a stop, "So young and naive. Deciding to have a pointless argument while making enemies instead of trying to make friends. Foolish." Charmeleon was about to reply until he stopped himself, grumbling afterwards.
"Hello Torkoal, how are you?" Lopunny asked as Altaria seemingly vanished from the area.
"I am well." He replied as he bowed his head, "How are you, pretty one?"
Lopunny giggled, "I am doing great, thank you for asking. Now, before any others arrive, would you like to say why you joined the show?"
"Ah, yes." The turtle smiled at the others, "I simply want to give others my wisdom, whether it be the viewers or the other contestants here."
"No!" A screech was heard as Altaria flew down from the ceiling, "You broke the fourth wall! Now we're all going to die!" She started to cry as Lopunny sighed.
"That's enough Altaria." Lopunny told the dragon, who instantly perked up.
"Okay!" The others stared at the hosts.
"What the fuck?" Charmeleon asked, "Is she even qualified to be a host? She's batshit crazy!"
"She's not crazy!" Lopunny scowled as the lizard, "She likes to act differently."
"Yep, I find other's reactions amusing." Altaria chimed in, "Acting crazy is fun, I might do it all season!"
"Great…" A sarcastic voice called over as a Numel walked over. "My family just had to make me join this stupid competition." He sat down, showing that he was fatter than most of his kind.
"Hello Numel." Lopunny greeted, "What brings you to the competition?"
"To win the money, why else?" Numel asked as he gave her a deadpan look, "If I win this money, then I will be the heir to the family business. Simple as that."
"What kind of business does your family run?" Ponyta asked.
"Something very illegal, girlie." He replied with a smirk.
"That wasn't a dumb thing to say at all…" Charmeleon sarcastically said to himself as the camel glared at him.
"Watch it you overgrown lizard or I'll have my boys hunt you down and turn your skin into some nice leather." Charmeleon rolled his eyes in response.
"There's so many mean people here." Growlithe commented with a sad sigh, "We need more people who like to have fun."
"Hello! It is I, Torchic! Your greatest- ah!" A Torchic tripped over her own feet as he screamed, which caught the other's attention.
Lopunny gasped as she ran over, "Torchic, are you alright?" The host asked as she helped the little chick up.
"Of course I am! I must prove myself and not fall to such weak things." Torchic exclaimed as she waved her little wings.
"I admire your dedication to prove yourself useful." Ninetails told her as she walked over, "Even though you appear to be the weakest here. I remember being like you." Her usual blank face broke out into a small smile as Torchic frowned at her.
"I am not weak!" Torchic exclaimed before she looked down, "Okay, maybe I am weak… But I still try my best so I am not weak!"
"Well, it's nice to have you here, Torchic." Lopunny said after a while, "Why did you decide to join the competition, if you don't mind me asking."
"I want to show off my power and make some money!" Torchic exclaimed, "The money will be used for personal reasons, but I must win!"
"You won't win with me around." A Magmar boasted as she entered the area. She carried a black staff with her as she smiled at the competition, "I'm going to be the one to win in the long run, but that won't matter. I hope we all can became nice friends and try our hardest to give the others a challenge."
"Wait… How were you able to get past security with that staff? It's clearly a weapon!" Charmeleon exclaimed before he grumbled to himself about idiotic people.
"I know my weapons." Magmar replied vaguely before she picked up Torchic, "Little one, I hope we can become friends and grow strong together."
"You are a weird woman…" Torchic stated as she looked at Magmar, "I like you."
"Magmar, you won't be able to use that weapon within the challenges." Lopunny told her before she smiled, "But it's nice to have you here. I won't ask you why you wanted to join since you already told us."
"That's fine." Magmar replied, "I like to use more improvised weapons anyways."
"But I have one question for you…" Altaria said as she flew towards Magmar, one eye closed while another was narrowed. She pulled out a cigar and drew in a breath before continuing, "How did you get here if the Johto planes haven't arrived?"
"The planes came in on the other side of the airport." Magmar replied simply as Lopunny ran over to Altaria.
"Altaria, no smoking!" The host explained as she knocked the co-host's cigar out of her mouth. The cigar flew into the body of a Slugma, which burned instantly.
Slugma started coughing seconds later, which small embers flew out of her mouth. After a moment, she the coughing fit died down, and she was able to speak, "Hi, I'm Slugma."
"Are you alright? That sounded like a bad cough." Lopunny said as she walked over to Slugma, who was on the other side of the group.
"Yeah… Just a small cold." Slugma replied as Lopunny started inspecting her, "I get them all of the time."
"If you say so…" Lopunny reluctantly said as she backed away from the fire type. She straightened herself, "So,what brings you to this competition?"
"No particular reason, I just joined because why not." Slugma responded with a smile before she sneezed. More small embers flew out of her mouth, hitting Growlithe in the process. The pup yelped in surprise and flinched for a second before he shook his head.
"I don't believe it was the wisest decision to join this competition, considering your condition." Torkoal commented from his place, "You will most likely get worse in different climates and you will get others sick. Also, people from Kalos are approaching."
"I promise you that everything will be fine." Slugma replied as she sniffled a bit, "No one will get sick and I will stay the same. Maybe even get better."
"You better not get me sick!" An angry voice exclaimed from behind her, making the Slugma jump. A Litleo stepped into the middle of the group, sending them all smirks, "Litleo here, the one to beat the rest of your assets." Her tone moved from anger to a more prideful tone.
"I highly doubt that." Ninetails spoke up, "You have already proven to be an annoyance."
"Whatever bitch." Litleo replied with a growl, "I've shown to have personality already while you're just a bore."
"Personality does not matter to me, I must remain blank so I can ensure victory." Ninetails stated as she shook her head, "This conversation is over with."
"Okay… So, Litleo, why did you sign up for this competition." Lopunny asked.
"So I can win the money, obviously." Litleo answered, "Use that money to get even more money. And buy lots of delicious food, all for myself!" She started cackling madly.
"What a crazy bitch…" Numel mumbled to himself. Litleo's head snapped to the side as she heard Numel, then she started walking towards him, growling the whole time.
"Hello, is this the right place for… Total Pokemon Blazing Inferno?" A Braixen asked, looking up from a paper. With a few motions with her hands, the paper disappeared from sight entirely.
"This is, welcome Braixen." Lopunny greeted, "How are you doing?"
"I'm doing great, thank you for asking!" Braixen replied as she bowed before the Lopunny. As she stood up, she pulled a rose from her fur, "I hope you are also doing well, m'lady."
"I am." The host giggled as she took the rose, "You are a magician? A lot of Braixen seem to have magical powers."
"Magic?" Braixen repeated as she started laughing, "There's no such thing as magic. It's all about deception. A true mage is all about deceiving the eyes while performing amazing tricks. The stuff you see on TV is just psychic type powers. What I do requires actual skill."
"You took my nose!" Altaria gasped out before she touched her face. After a few seconds, she stopped, "Nevermind."
Braixen chuckled softly to herself before she turned towards the group. By this point, the Alolan plane had landed as Braixen greeted the group, Boeing before them, "Hello everyone. I wish all of you a fine competition full of challenges, both physically and mentally." She stood up and walked over towards Ninetails.
"You're really cool!" Growlithe exclaimed as he bounded over towards the magician. He wagged his tail as he sat next to her, "Can you teach me to do something like that?"
Braixen looked down at the pup before she smiled at him, "While your paws will make it incredibly difficult, I see why not, sir."
"Yay!" Growlithe exclaimed as he spun around.
"Someone shut this kid up." Numel groaned as he covered his ears. Growlithe stopped and walked back to his spot, whimpering softly.
"It's okay, little buddy." A Salandit said as he walked over towards the pup, "I know how that's like, being treated wrong by mean people."
"Oh, hello Salandit." Lopunny greeted, "I'll be honest, I am surprised to see a male Salandit here."
"Yeah yeah, it's all about the females…" Salandit said with a sigh, "You're not the first to wish I was a girl…"
"Wait! I didn't-" Before Lopunny could finish, Salandit was already a ways away, hiding under a chair.
"Poor thing…" Ponyta commented as she looked at the poison type, "I should take him out somewhere to have some fun! Cheer him up!"
"He will only find true happiness once he learns to love and accept himself first." Torkoal spoke up, "All efforts to make him happy will be in vain."
"Like that'll stop me!" Ponyta exclaimed before she ran towards the chair Salandit was hiding under. As she went to console the lizard, the airport was filled with Unovan Pokemon.
"I assume this is where I'm required to be." A deadpan voice asked seconds later. A Lampent flew towards the group, his expression emotionless.
"That is correct, Lampent." Lopunny replied as Altaria shrieked, "How was the trip here?"
"Meh." Came the simple reply before Lampent flew away.
"Moving on…" Lopunny said as she saw a fat Emboar slowly make his way over. After a few seconds, the Emboar made it, sitting down near the group, "Hello Emboar! How was the trip?"
"Tiring…" Emboar sighed, "How are you?"
"I'm doing great, thank you for asking!" Lopunny answered as she gave Emboar a smile.
"Damn, you're pretty fat." Numel commented as he walked over towards Emboar, "Since this dude ate too many sweets, he'll most likely be out first. Easy!"
Emboar frowned at this, "I'll have you know that I'm on a strict diet with little to no sweets." Emboar shook his head as he looked at his large abdomen, "I just happen to have hypothyroidism so I have a harder time losing weight."
"Don't mind the camel, he just likes bullying people." Ninetails told the pig.
"And it's rather annoying…" Charmeleon spoke up from his spot.
"Wow, that really hurts me…" Numel replied sarcastically as he went to go sit back down.
"You are not one to speak about fatness, Numel." Magmar said as she placed down Torchic, "Besides Emboar, you are the fatest one here, and Emboar has a reason. What reason do you have?" As she continued to speak, Magmar slowly closed in on Numel.
Numel rolled his eyes, "I like food. My appearance does not matter to me, so I don't care."
"You dudes need to like, chill." A Darumaka commented as he slowly walked over, "We can all be friends here."
Darumaka received a few glares, which he ignored, as he made his way over to Lopunny, "Hello Darumaka, how was your trip?"
"It was chill, bra." Darumaka replied as he gave her a thumbs-up.
"That's good to hear." Lopunny replied, "Let's see… We are missing one more person."
"Larvesta here to save the day!" A Larvesta yelled out from a high point, "Don't worry princess, I will rescue you!" With that, Larvesta shot a String Shot before using it to swing down towards the group. He landed gracefully before flashing the group a bright smile.
"My hero!" Altaria exclaimed before she fainted in Lopunny's arms.
"Uh… Hello Larvesta." Lopunny greeted as she carefully set the dragon type on the ground, "How are you doing?"
"I'm doing fabulously right now, thank you for asking, princess." Larvesta stretched as he looked at his competition, "Hello all! I hope we can achieve greatness in this competition!"
"I like him." Torchic said after a moment as the rest just stared at the bug.
"Now that everyone is here, you should all follow me outside." Lopunny told the group before she started to leave the airport. Everyone followed suit, leaving behind a still unconscious Altaria.
After a bit, Altaria jumped awake as she started flying after the group, "Wait for me!"
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The group found themselves in Hearthome City, the crowd full of various Pokemon from many regions. Lopunny lead the fire types past the contest hall and eventually through Amity Square. The park was full of other Pokemon that the group passed. Lopunny finally stopped them in front a set of trailers and a very large and strange machine.
"I've never seen this place before… And I've been here a lot!" Ponyta commented.
"That's because this place can only be accessed by us through some strange technology." Lopunny replied, "Only we can enter or even see this place."
"Huh…" Ponyta looked behind her at the passing people further back, paying no attention to the group.
"Anyways, welcome to Total Pokemon Blazing Inferno!" Lopunny announced as she smiled at the group, "We have trailers here that are kept in top condition as well as fridges stocked with food. Everyday, we have dinner reservations set up for diners located within the city. You can go to the city whenever, we just have a curfew of midnight. In the city, you have the contest hall, the library, I think there's a gym now for those who want to work out, and so much more."
Altaria flew over everyone's heads before she landed on the strange device. She took a few seconds to catch her breathe before she started speaking, "And here is where all of your challenges will take place! Every few days, we will have you guys enter this simulator for a challenge. Each challenge will be based on its own type, so literally anything can go!"
"That's right." Lopunny nodded her head with a smile, "The same procedure will happen with eliminations. Losing team will send someone home and they can never come back. Everybody on the losing team will have a chance to vote for someone and the one with the most votes will leave. Anything I'm forgetting?"
"Hmmm…" Altaria hummed to herself in thought, "Oh yeah, confessionals and the special perk."
"That's right! Eight competitors will be chosen from this competition to merge with eight others in a similar competition happening at the same time. We do not know how they will be picked, we just know that the producers will choose who will show up for another season."
"Huh… This is different." Chameleon mumbled, interested.
"Now, for confessionals." Lopunny lead the group to another, smaller trailer behind the two large trailers, "This is where you will have you confessionals outside of challenges. The simulator has its own place to have these confessionals that you can use. Now, everyone can go in one at a time and then you can do whatever you want! The first challenge will be tomorrow!" With that, Lopunny and Altaria left the group.
"So… Who's first?"
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Braixen: She smiled at the camera as she pulled out a deck of cards, "I am honored to be on this show! I get to show everyone how a real magician works and I get a chance to make some money! This is going to be great!"
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Charmeleon: He sighed as he sat in front of the camera, maintaining that same intimidating look, "I'll admit, this competition is very unique so far. Doesn't change the fact that a bunch of losers are here. But no matter, I won't be here for long."
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Darumaka: He sat with a mellow expression on his face. He chuckled before he started to speak, "The hosts seem pretty fun so far. A lot of cool dudes here as well, but a few of them just need to lean back and chill for a bit."
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Emboar: He sighed as he continued to stand, "I can tell my medical condition will hinder me in the challenges, so I won't last long." He shook his head before he smiled at the camera, "I guess I need to go all out on fun while I'm here then! Maybe make some friends!"
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Growlithe: He walked in with a happy expression on his face, "A lot of mean people here, but also a lot of nice people, like Ponyta! I hope I can make some friends and get over my little… problem…" He chuckled sheepishly before he left the trailer.
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Lampent: He floated in place, expressionless, "No comment." He said simply.
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Larvesta: He flexed in front of the camera, smirking, "And the hero of the story has come! I'm ready to take on any challenge and lead my team to victory in the most fabulous way possible!"
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Litleo: She smirked at the camera, "There is absolutely no way anyone can defeat me here! My skills are just too great!" Her face then morphed into a frown, "Yet, that Growlithe is more popular than me already! I want to be more popular than him!"
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Magmar: She smiled as she played with her staff a bit, "This is going to be a great opportunity to get to meet some people. I have not had much social interaction in my life, but I am ready to learn."
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Ninetails: She stared at the camera with a blank face, "I already know that I will be able to carry my team to victory, so I will be able to stay long. But I must get rid of that Numel and Charmeleon, they are not good people."
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Numel: "Easy pickings for me!" Numel exclaimed with a smirk, "Don't worry brother, once I win this, you can finally come back home!"
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Ponyta: "So far so good." Ponyta said as she looked around the trailer, "Interesting people and interesting challenges. I wonder how things will work out in the end."
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Salandit: He sighed as he slowly entered the trailer, "I can already see me losing this. I won't have any allies and I won't even be liked! That and I'm useless… Why did I even join, I'm going to lose like my parents said I would…"
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Slugma: She sniffled a bit as she gave the camera a small smile, "So what if I get sick easily? I'm here to experience something new because it was hard to even leave the house. I can tell I'm already going to have fun!"
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Torchic: She smirked at the camera as she gave a determined expression, "I know that I'm weak, but that doesn't matter. I will try my best to help my team win, eventually winning myself! I will not be stopped!"
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Torkoal: "So many people I can give my wisdom to, what joy." Torkoal said slowly, "I do enjoy helping others. I hope I can last long enough to continue to give my advice."
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"That is all for now, ladies and gentlemen!" Lopunny exclaimed as she waved at the camera, "Tune in next time for our first ever challenge! Thank you and good night!"
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Alright, finally finished with that. I feel like I finally made a solid cast, I can actually do things. Anyways, this will be apart of a large series that I will do, even though it will most likely take many years. I have yet to decide if I will do this story and Total Pokemon Serene Waters, as they are happening at the same time, or just do this one. It wouldn't matter overall since I have both of them planned out but oh well.
I do not plan on quitting this one. TPHI had boring characters and TGPI is cancelled due to timing issues with me and Fuzzboy. But this one, it'll be whenever I have inspiration and the such.
But I hope you guys enjoyed! Make sure to leave a review, saying who you guys like so far!
Braixen- The Actual Magician
Charmeleon- The Badass Nerd
Darumaka- The Chill Dude
Emboar- The Earthshaking Fatass
Growlithe- The Type Identity Crisis
Lampent- The Soulless Anarchist
Larvesta- The Glorious Super
Litleo- The Seven Sins- Female
Magmar- The Weapons Expert
Ninetails- The Battle Mistress
Numel- The Mob Member
Ponyta- The Free Spirit
Salandit- The Accidental Outcast
Slugma- The Sick One
Torchic- The Weak Try Hard
Torkoal- The Wise Sage