Insanity is my Name
I was just bored so here is my story. It is about a girl named Riku who woke up in the Naruto world.
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN NARUTO SO DON'T ASK!
" I got your doll!" said a voice.
" Give it back Naruto!" said another.
Naruto who had stolen Sakura's "Sasuke" doll was running and smiling to himself when he was far ahead of her he had to trip.
" WHAT THE …" Naruto said getting up." What did I trip over?!"
He turned around to see a girl sitting up and holding a rock.
New girl's POV
I woke up and grabbed the nearest thing around me. PERFECT! A rock! I turned to see who woke me up and found myself face- to- face with a boy in an orange suit holding… A DOLL?! He had whiskers and I said the first thing that popped into my head…
" FRUITCAKE!"
" WHAT?!" the boy said.
" You like dolls?" I asked him.
" WHA… NO!!!"
" IT'S A DOLL THAT LOOKS LIKE A BOY! DO YOU LIKE THAT BOY?" I said realizing what was going on.
" NARUTO!!!!" I heard someone yell.
The boy ran off. The person came out of a bush and looked around.
" Have you seen Naruto?" she asked.
" If you are talking about the boy playing with the doll then yes I've seen him!"
" Are you new here?" she asked.
" Huh? I must still be dreaming." I pinched myself hard and blood filled the spot where I pinched. Nope.
Just then a boy in a green spandex suit came up and tackled a rock.
Yet again I said another random thing…
" AHHHH!!!! SPINACH!!!!!!!"
" Lee you are scaring the new girl go away!"
" Sakura- Chan! I will not leave until-"
Just then another guy in spandex appeared and the one named Lee looked over thrilled.
" I MUST BRING BACK THE YOUTH TO ALL NEW- COMERS!!!" he said walking over to me.
" GAI! YOU ARE FREAKING THE GIRL OUT GO TAKE LEE TO THE SAND DUNES HE'D BE WELCOME THERE!!!!!!!!"
" COME LEE WE WILL BE BACK TO RESTORE HER YOUTH!!!!!!"
" Fruitcake"
" What?"
" Fruitcake!"
Naruto jumped out of the bushes looking like he had been thru a tornado.
" s-s-sakura. Gaara took your doll and won't give it back."
" Panda?"
" How about we take her and trade!"
" Sounds good as long as I get my doll back!"
They picked me up as I was looking for panda.
" I WANT PANDA!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!" I screamed.
They set me down in front of a guy with red hair.
" AH IT IS YOU! THE CLOWN FROM THE CIRCUS THAT STOLE MY CANDY!!!!!!!!"
" Why did you bring her here?"
" For a trade. Her for sakura's doll." Just then a person dressed in black with cat ears walked up.
" I'll take her if ya don't want her." He said.
" YOU LOOK LIKE A CAT!" I said pointing out the obvious.
" Take her." Clown said.
" LOL! YAY! I HAVE A FRIEND TO PLAY WITH!" Kankuro said obviously excited.
" Is he crazy?"
" Nope just his sister is traveling so much that he is alone." Clown said.
" YOU ARE SO GONNA PAY R.M.!!!!!!" I threatened.
I got to kitty's house and he just looked at me.
" What?" I asked.
" What do you wanna do?" he asked.
" I wanna go swimming!"
" Swimming?"
" How could you not know what swimming is? You swim around in water!" I said getting angry.
" Water." He said shivering.
" Lets go to the beach!"
" Beach."
" RACE YOU THERE!" I said running towards the beach.
We got there and kitty started screaming and pointing towards the water.
" SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!"
" SEAFOOD!" I said automatically.
The "shark" jumped up out of the water and screamed. Wait that can't be right.
" It's a person!" kitty said.
" If you two got it on your child would be a catfish!" I said without noticing that the "shark" was a guy.
" For the last time I am not a cat!"
" Well you sure look like one!" I said pointing at his ears.
" Dang!" a voice said behind us. " We will have to use plan B!"
Kitty had run away to go find gaara for help.
I studied the person who spoke about plan B.
" You are a guy wearing pink!" I pointed out.
" And you are coming with us to the-"
" CRAZY FARM AM I RIGHT? YOU GUYS DRESSED UP IN PINK AND BLACK INSTEAD OF WHITE SO YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE ME THERE AGAIN!" I said as they tied my hands and blind folded me.
" Oh are we playing that one piñata game?" I asked smiling.
Gaara's POV
I was about to go looking for kankuro when he burst in.
" What do ya want?" I said happy that I didn't have to go looking for him.
" It's the girl!"
" WHAT? YOU LOST HER?"
" NO! SHE'S BEEN CAPTURED BY THE AKATSUKI!"
" We have to find her!" I said. I kinda like that girl. I don't wanna lose her.
He led me to where they were to follow the tracks.
You better not die girl!
Kisame's POV
We got back to the Base to find Deidara and Zetsu running out carrying boxes.
" Hey you two what're you guys doing?" Itachi screamed.
" Since Sasori isn't alive we're gonna sell his stuff!" said Zetsu.
" And make lots of MONEY off of his dolls!" Deidara said smiling. " What're you guys doing?"
" Taking this girl to the leader." I said.
" DEE DEE DEE DA DEE DEE DO DO DEE BA DEE DEE DO!" the girl sang.
" WHAT'RE YOU SINGING NOW?" Itachi screamed.
" HAMSTER SONG!" she said stopping immediately.
Kankuro's POV
Gaara looks worried I think he has feelings for her.
Naruto's POV
I wonder how the girl is doing. Tsunade sent jiraiya to look for her but I think she will be afraid of him.
Jiraiya's POV
If I find the girl tsunade will probably like me more because I would be a hero.
Riku's POV
I was sitting outside watching the rock that Itachi told me to watch to make sure it doesn't move when an old man with lines on his face, and a pony tail dropped in out of no where and picked me up.
" Tsunade will defiantly like me now!" I heard him whisper to himself.
" There's a tsunami that is going to hit?" I said.
" What?" he asked.
" I know who you are!"
" Who?" he asked obviously amused.
" YOU ARE MY PRINCIPAL!" I said afraid that he had thought I was skipping school.
" I AM NOT YOUR PRINCIPAL! I AM THE GREAT JIRAIYA THE WONDERFUL TOAD SANNIN!" he said proudly.
" Toads are cute but they can freak me out sometimes!"
He dropped me on the ground. And started staring at women bathing in a stream.
" YOU ARE SUCH A PERV!" I yelled.
Sakura's POV
I can see them coming! She is safe!
Gaara's POV
The Hokage summoned me to the Leaf Village. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THAT GIRL IS HURT OR EVEN ALIVE!
Riku's POV
We finally got to the village. There's that girl with the pink hair!
" Hi pinky!" I said.
" Hi my name is Sakura not pinky. What is your name?"
" I think we should wait for Tsunade to decide if she is a friend first." Jiraiya said.
Just then a boy that looked like he didn't want to be there walked up.
" Hi shikamaru!" Sakura said.
" I'm supposed to take the girl to Tsunade." Shikamaru said.
" CACTUS!" I yelled at him.
We got to where he was supposed to bring me and I saw a guy with only one eye showing, and … GAI!
" YOU ARE THE GIRL THAT I WAS GOING TO RESTORE YOUTH TO!" he shouted literally skipping towards me.
" GAI IF YOU ARE HAVING "SPECIAL NEEDS" GO FIND LEE!" tsunade said.
" TURTLE!" I yelled randomly.
Gaara's POV
The girl walked in and was nearly tackled by giant bushy brows. THANK GOODNESS SHE'S ALIVE!
Riku's POV
" Now tell us about yourself." Tsunade said.
" My name is insanity I am 13 I am an American I have 2 legs, 2 arms, 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 nose, 1 mouth, 8 fingers, 2 thumbs, 10 toes, I am a girl, and I AM RANDOM!" when I finished they looked like they were about to laugh.
" Insanity isn't a name."
" My name is Riku Nakamura." I said.
Kakashi's POV
Riku is really dumb but she has seen a lot so she could be a bit of help.
Riku's POV
" You may leave now. You are excused as well gaara." Tsunade said.
I turned around slowly when we left and looked at him in the eye and smiled.
Gaara's POV
She turned around and smiled at me. I hope she isn't going to attack. Instead she jumped at me and hugged me. I have been waiting for this moment.
" You looked for me even though I thought you didn't care!" she said, " Thank you!"
" I just don't wanna lose you." I said, yes it's going perfect.
" What do you want to do?" she asked.
' Ask her out come on she is the first girl you have feelings for!' (Gaara's inner self)
Riku's POV
" Do you wanna go to a movie tonight?" gaara asked.
'I knew this was gonna happen!' (Riku's inner self)
" Alright." I said, that sounded dumb weird.
" We will meet at the theatre at 8:00 tonight." He said.
" See ya then!" I said.
8:00 PM in Gaara's POV
We met and watched the movie (in the Sand Village). We went back to my house because she has nowhere to stay. We watched movies at my house until she fell asleep on my lap. She looks so peaceful. No matter how random and crazy she is finally still.
Riku's POV
I woke up to find myself in a bed at gaara's house. No one had waked me up. Finally peace and quiet.
Gaara's POV
"She woke up I can hear her moving around." Kankuro said.
" Alright I gotta go then." I said.
" Ask her to come!" he said.
" I will! I will!" I said.
Riku's POV
I got up ate breakfast with gaara and he said something to himself.
" Do you wanna go to Kankuro's birthday party?" gaara asked me.
" Who is gonna be there?" I asked suspiciously.
" Just you, me, and Kankuro." He said. " Why?"
" No reason just wanted to know." I said.
"Lets get ready to go then." He said.
Kankuro's POV
Here they come. Temari is with them!
Riku's POV
We picked up a girl on the way named Temari, I wonder if she is Gaara's girlfriend?
Temari's POV
There's Kankuro I wonder how I'm gonna tell him what happened.