(A/N) Makes me chuckle. Reuploaded from 2006. Old.

Important: In Parting of the Ways, Rose meets Lynda with a Y. And when Lynda with a Y departs from the Doctor there's that awkward handshake-almost-kiss-on-the-cheek. And the look on Rose's face… Rose POV.

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Bit cheeky really, him getting all friendly with a girl when I was facing death by Dalek.

But still, that's the Doctor for you. Always wanting to help an unfortunate soul. Not that she's unfortunate. Cosying up to him when she knows full well about me.

Not that I'm anything other then a companion to him, but still! She doesn't know that.

Lynda with a Y, not an I. That's what she told me. Who says that to people when they meet them?

And then when she left a minute ago there was that whole trying-to-kiss-the-Doctor-thing.

For all she knows I could be married to him! Or... something.

The Doctor says it was innocent. Yeah…right. Innocent. Sure.

I tried to tell him that she fancies the pants off him but he won't have it. Says he's not interested.

I asked him why not and he just looked at me like he always does with a smile on his face and said "Because."

Just that. Just "Because".

I tell you…Men. Confusing, they are.

Even alien ones.